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(Twitter)   Jen Psaki is talking about a sausage train, so, yes, Fark is currently your personal erotica site   (twitter.com) divider line
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2178 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Jun 2021 at 3:10 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-08 2:59:09 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-06-08 3:11:05 PM  
Boobies tab is back!

/wait that's not what you meant?? TEASE!
 
2021-06-08 3:11:33 PM  
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This one is getting a lot of mileage lately.
 
2021-06-08 3:12:49 PM  
Nah, innuendoes that's erotica for babies.
 
2021-06-08 3:13:07 PM  

Peki: Boobies tab is back!

/wait that's not what you meant?? TEASE!


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2021-06-08 3:14:11 PM  
I've been on the Hamburger Train

Primus - "Hamburger Train"
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2021-06-08 3:15:34 PM  
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2021-06-08 3:15:40 PM  
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Not this time, Jen.
 
2021-06-08 3:17:16 PM  
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2021-06-08 3:18:48 PM  
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2021-06-08 3:19:01 PM  
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2021-06-08 3:19:04 PM  
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2021-06-08 3:20:05 PM  
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2021-06-08 3:20:07 PM  
FIRST!!!!
 
2021-06-08 3:21:05 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: [Fark user image image 595x336]

Not this time, Jen.


Ha! "Barraso says."
He's a farken republican. When is the last time a republican told the truth about Anything?
 
2021-06-08 3:22:38 PM  
In Twitter thread:


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2021-06-08 3:25:55 PM  
No sausage puns in this thread, please.

They're the wurst.
 
2021-06-08 3:26:45 PM  
Me and my homies like to play a game
Some call it Amtrak, others call it the train

/You know Joe Biden loves trains, too
 
2021-06-08 3:26:58 PM  
Meanwhile, the Republicans are insisting that we make 1/3 as much sausage as we need, and that we use asbestos as a filler.
 
2021-06-08 3:29:16 PM  

austerity101: Meanwhile, the Republicans are insisting that we make 1/3 as much sausage as we need, and that we use asbestos as a filler.


I very strongly object to this
 
2021-06-08 3:29:37 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: No sausage puns in this thread, please.

They're the wurst.



What a brat.
 
2021-06-08 3:30:13 PM  
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2021-06-08 3:30:23 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: No sausage puns in this thread, please.

They're the wurst.


Let's be frank, that was funny.
 
2021-06-08 3:31:03 PM  
This thread has surprisingly few links.
 
2021-06-08 3:33:30 PM  
OK, I'll finally at least post the topic at hand...

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/at least my hand
 
2021-06-08 3:33:40 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: No sausage puns in this thread, please.

They're the wurst.


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2021-06-08 3:34:59 PM  

mrshowrules: Colour_out_of_Space: No sausage puns in this thread, please.

They're the wurst.

Let's be frank, that was funny.


I relish sausage puns
 
2021-06-08 3:40:01 PM  
Damn. I haven't laughed in a thread for quite some time.
Well-done, farmers!

/But not burnt
//And don't break the casing, eh? Low and slow.
 
2021-06-08 3:40:49 PM  
*Farkers* you'd think my autocorrect would be trained by now.

/Train
 
2021-06-08 3:46:25 PM  

ScrimBoy: mrshowrules: Colour_out_of_Space: No sausage puns in this thread, please.

They're the wurst.

Let's be frank, that was funny.

I relish sausage puns


I need to play ketchup in this thread

/Hopefully I won't get mustard out
 
2021-06-08 3:50:48 PM  
"It's about this big..."
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2021-06-08 3:53:37 PM  
Just a reminder that daily greens fetishizing the press secretary is a perfectly normal thing to do, it isn't creepy, and is in fact the right way to view a person whose job is to sell neoliberal ideology.
 
2021-06-08 3:55:38 PM  

Tremolo: Just a reminder that daily greens fetishizing the press secretary is a perfectly normal thing to do, it isn't creepy, and is in fact the right way to view a person whose job is to sell neoliberal ideology.


Derp
 
2021-06-08 3:55:48 PM  

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THATSRACIST.GIF
 
2021-06-08 3:58:54 PM  

HarveyBrooks: Soup4Bonnie: [Fark user image image 595x336]

Not this time, Jen.

Ha! "Barraso says."
He's a farken republican. When is the last time a republican told the truth about Anything?


He's part of Capito's team that is supposed to be negotiating a deal with Biden, but you probably know more than he does what with you being on Fark and all.

If you're done attacking the source, look at what each side has put on the table.  They aren't even close to a deal on what infrastructure even actually means let alone the payfors.

If that's not enough, think about which party needs to tell people that the infrastructure bill is still alive.  It ain't the Rs.

Someone is selling snake oil.  It's okay.  But I don't have to buy it.
 
2021-06-08 4:00:51 PM  

Tremolo: Just a reminder that daily greens fetishizing the press secretary is a perfectly normal thing to do, it isn't creepy, and is in fact the right way to view a person whose job is to sell neoliberal ideology.


She has sausage broh.
 
2021-06-08 4:09:41 PM  

Tremolo: Just a reminder that daily greens fetishizing the press secretary is a perfectly normal thing to do, it isn't creepy, and is in fact the right way to view a person whose job is to sell neoliberal ideology.


You sound so smart!
 
2021-06-08 4:14:39 PM  

Tremolo: Just a reminder that daily greens fetishizing the press secretary is a perfectly normal thing to do, it isn't creepy, and is in fact the right way to view a person whose job is to sell neoliberal ideology.


Fine. Here; rub one out.
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2021-06-08 4:19:42 PM  

somedude210: ScrimBoy: mrshowrules: Colour_out_of_Space: No sausage puns in this thread, please.

They're the wurst.

Let's be frank, that was funny.

I relish sausage puns

I need to play ketchup in this thread

/Hopefully I won't get mustard out


I never sausage a thing!

("Keep screaming kids, they'll stop!")
 
2021-06-08 4:21:00 PM  
I bought a vacuum pack at Kreuz in Lockhart memorial day. I got a bunch left. I also picked up some Altstadt. It's October fest in June.
 
2021-06-08 4:23:40 PM  
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2021-06-08 4:31:02 PM  

mofa: Tremolo: Just a reminder that daily greens fetishizing the press secretary is a perfectly normal thing to do, it isn't creepy, and is in fact the right way to view a person whose job is to sell neoliberal ideology.

Fine. Here; rub one out.
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I think you meant to post this:

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2021-06-08 4:33:16 PM  

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2021-06-08 4:40:28 PM  
Olivia Munn hot dog!
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2021-06-08 4:47:17 PM  

somedude210: ScrimBoy: mrshowrules: Colour_out_of_Space: No sausage puns in this thread, please.

They're the wurst.

Let's be frank, that was funny.

I relish sausage puns

I need to play ketchup in this thread

/Hopefully I won't get mustard out


No doubt.  It would be a shame if you were grilled with a pop quiz.  Failing would make anyone steamed.
 
2021-06-08 4:47:55 PM  
Jen Psaki should do a version of Crazy Train, but instead of a flying guitar and Randy Rhoads you have giant sausages.


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2021-06-08 4:50:12 PM  

Tremolo: Just a reminder that daily greens fetishizing the press secretary is a perfectly normal thing to do, it isn't creepy, and is in fact the right way to view a person whose job is to sell neoliberal ideology.



Ok, equal time.

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2021-06-08 4:50:24 PM  

Tremolo: Just a reminder that daily greens fetishizing the press secretary is a perfectly normal thing to do, it isn't creepy, and is in fact the right way to view a person whose job is to sell neoliberal ideology.


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2021-06-08 4:56:32 PM  

Kyle Griffin
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Reuters: U.S. SENATOR CAPITO SAYS PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS ENDED INFRASTRCTURE NEGOTIATIONS WITH REPUBLICANS


It's hell being right all the time.
 
2021-06-08 5:04:11 PM  

Tremolo: Just a reminder that daily greens fetishizing the press secretary is a perfectly normal thing to do, it isn't creepy, and is in fact the right way to view a person whose job is to sell neoliberal ideology.


Sad that low-energy low-ratings Joe hired a spokesmodel based solely upon attractiveness instead of her intelligence, wit, and expertise, like Hope Hicks and Kayleigh McEnany.

/ See? Both sides are bad!
 
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