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(The Smoking Gun)   Plan on taking the kids to the crawling tunnel in Pocahontas Park? Make sure to bring some disinfectant   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Indian River County, Florida, Sharon Finlay, Vero Beach, Florida, Finlay's companion, Florida park, Germain Jackson, park Friday morning, Orchid Island, Florida  
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2021-06-08 12:32:25 PM  
If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.
 
2021-06-08 3:22:37 PM  

Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.


Nobody does rock and roll anymore.
 
2021-06-08 3:37:44 PM  
Poca-her-ass?
 
2021-06-08 3:38:26 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.

Nobody does rock and roll anymore.


Rock and Roll ain't never gonna die
NEVER GONNA DIE!

/old rockers, on the other hand...
 
2021-06-08 3:38:34 PM  

Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.


The slide near my house as a kid was ground zero for probably a million inept fingerings.
 
2021-06-08 3:41:35 PM  
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I don't trust these two.
 
2021-06-08 3:44:38 PM  

Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.


Judging from the 12 y/okids  I know and am Nana of one, they know.  It's their parents who are shocked.
 
2021-06-08 3:48:25 PM  
"Possession of an open container"?

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2021-06-08 3:49:45 PM  
I used to go to that park as a kid. Used to be an old Ww2 fighter we could play on. It was a treat to get over there for a kid like me stuck on the other side of the drawbridge to the island (humblebrag)
 
2021-06-08 3:50:43 PM  

dothemath: Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.

The slide near my house as a kid was ground zero for probably a million inept fingerings.


i thought the last word was going to be fingerTIPS.


/an old friend lost one that way
//his mom thought it was a bad cut until the doc asked if she brought the finger with her....
 
2021-06-08 3:51:17 PM  
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Why the sour puss?
 
2021-06-08 3:54:24 PM  
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2021-06-08 3:54:31 PM  
Four Loko and Gulf Crest vodak at 9:10 am on a Tuesday.  Breakfast of...well, these two.
 
2021-06-08 3:56:00 PM  

WTP 2: dothemath: Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.

The slide near my house as a kid was ground zero for probably a million inept fingerings.

i thought the last word was going to be fingerTIPS.


/an old friend lost one that way
//his mom thought it was a bad cut until the doc asked if she brought the finger with her....


Sounds like some vicious pussy.
 
2021-06-08 4:03:27 PM  
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R.I.P. Pocahontas

 
2021-06-08 4:04:50 PM  
The park used to be real cool in the past, with old men sitting at the stone benches under the Oaks and along the side walks, kids shrieking and laughing, the old Vietnam era jet, swings and a miniature cowboy town. The old guys helped the moms watch the kids and no one thought anything nasty about it.

Then, we started having problems with the homeless moving onto the great lawns and around the tennis courts. I don't know if the police finally managed to move them out Naturally, we started having bathroom problems for a bit.

We used to have a small WW1 cannon located in one corner, until someone raised heck about the 'gun' that the kids loved to play on and then it vanished. So did the fighter jet.
 
2021-06-08 4:05:15 PM  
The article is worth the read for a sensible chuckle.
 
2021-06-08 4:05:44 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Poca-her-ass?


Wed also accept "poke-a-hot-ass" though maybe not in this case.
 
2021-06-08 4:06:35 PM  

bigxnyc: Four Loko and Gulf Crest vodak at 9:10 am on a Tuesday.  Breakfast of...well, these two.


Welcome to Joe Biden's America!
 
2021-06-08 4:08:27 PM  

Rik01: The park used to be real cool in the past, with old men sitting at the stone benches under the Oaks and along the side walks, kids shrieking and laughing, the old Vietnam era jet, swings and a miniature cowboy town. The old guys helped the moms watch the kids and no one thought anything nasty about it.

Then, we started having problems with the homeless moving onto the great lawns and around the tennis courts. I don't know if the police finally managed to move them out Naturally, we started having bathroom problems for a bit.

We used to have a small WW1 cannon located in one corner, until someone raised heck about the 'gun' that the kids loved to play on and then it vanished. So did the fighter jet.


Sounds like the park and surrounding neighborhood got gentrified forcing the prior residents to sleep on the tennis court.
 
2021-06-08 4:08:34 PM  

dothemath: Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.

The slide near my house as a kid was ground zero for probably a million inept fingerings.


And that was just subby's mom!
 
2021-06-08 4:09:16 PM  

dothemath: WTP 2: dothemath: Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.

The slide near my house as a kid was ground zero for probably a million inept fingerings.

i thought the last word was going to be fingerTIPS.


/an old friend lost one that way
//his mom thought it was a bad cut until the doc asked if she brought the finger with her....

Sounds like some vicious pussy.


...and that's why they call it snatch!
 
2021-06-08 4:10:45 PM  
Cop: What did you have to eat?
Dude: Box lunch at the Y.
 
2021-06-08 4:13:40 PM  
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"Your honor, if he licked the clit....you must convict."
 
2021-06-08 4:15:22 PM  
Is Goop selling a commemorative candle yet?
 
2021-06-08 4:20:22 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Poca-her-ass?


According to TFA, more like Lick-a-lottapuss.

/sure looks like a lot
 
2021-06-08 4:33:55 PM  

dothemath: Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.

The slide near my house as a kid was ground zero for probably a million inept fingerings.


Inept Fingerings is my backwards masked Piano Guys torture music CD title..
 
2021-06-08 4:44:00 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: dothemath: Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.

The slide near my house as a kid was ground zero for probably a million inept fingerings.

Inept Fingerings is my backwards masked Piano Guys torture music CD title..


My code name in the Tampa swinger scene is Rim Dancer.
 
2021-06-08 4:44:28 PM  
Asked what they were doing, Finlay told the cop the couple was "making out." Jackson was more direct. "I was eating some pussy," he said.

Florida Man keeping it classy for his lady.
 
2021-06-08 4:45:13 PM  

dothemath: WTP 2: dothemath: Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.

The slide near my house as a kid was ground zero for probably a million inept fingerings.

i thought the last word was going to be fingerTIPS.


/an old friend lost one that way
//his mom thought it was a bad cut until the doc asked if she brought the finger with her....

Sounds like some vicious pussy.


[csb]

Years ago I was in a bad motorcycle accident, had what's called an "open pelvic fracture" (look it up, t'aint pretty, pun intended). I had a 9cm deep pereneal separation. When I went in for a check-up with the surgeon who performed the surgery, he said I was "split open like a vicious pussy down there". I shiat you not. 😅

[/csb]

/you're welcome!
 
2021-06-08 4:46:05 PM  
I once had a girlfriend that loved to have sex in public. Me? Eh, not really my thing.

One time she wanted to have sex in the mattress section of Macys. That's where I drew the line.

"oh come on, no one goes up to that section, it's always empty...we can get away with it..."
 
2021-06-08 4:54:28 PM  
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2021-06-08 4:59:00 PM  
Dude, at least make it rhyme.
Your Honor, If he licked the clit,
You must Acquit!

rickythepenguin: [Fark user image 411x260]
"Your honor, if he licked the clit....you must convict."

 
2021-06-08 5:00:25 PM  

fatassbastard: dothemath: WTP 2: dothemath: Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.

The slide near my house as a kid was ground zero for probably a million inept fingerings.

i thought the last word was going to be fingerTIPS.


/an old friend lost one that way
//his mom thought it was a bad cut until the doc asked if she brought the finger with her....

Sounds like some vicious pussy.

[csb]

Years ago I was in a bad motorcycle accident, had what's called an "open pelvic fracture" (look it up, t'aint pretty, pun intended). I had a 9cm deep pereneal separation. When I went in for a check-up with the surgeon who performed the surgery, he said I was "split open like a vicious pussy down there". I shiat you not. 😅

[/csb]

/you're welcome!


I just took my motorcycle out of storage and rode over the weekend.
And I hope you found a new doctor.
 
2021-06-08 5:06:28 PM  
Sometimes you use the playground as the tunnel of love, sometimes the tunnel of love is your playground.
 
2021-06-08 5:29:18 PM  

HighlanderRPI: "Possession of an open container"?

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With the right mood and some water-based lube, that open container might get (almost) filled.
 
2021-06-08 5:29:21 PM  
Still waiting for somebody to get him out:
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2021-06-08 7:21:26 PM  

loki021376: Dude, at least make it rhyme.
Your Honor, If he licked the clit,
You must Acquit!


rickythepenguin: [Fark user image 411x260]
"Your honor, if he licked the clit....you must convict."


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2021-06-08 8:36:12 PM  

bigxnyc: Four Loko and Gulf Crest vodak at 9:10 am on a Tuesday.  Breakfast of...well, these two.


I'm thinking they have no fixed abode so this is about as much privacy as they can find.
 
2021-06-08 10:15:27 PM  

dothemath: Cafe Threads: If you don't know that every outdoor Playland and playground is already used for drugs, sex and rock and roll, then obviously you're 12.

The slide near my house as a kid was ground zero for probably a million inept fingerings.


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