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(Daily Star)   "Just what I've always wanted: an $850 pair of Crocs stiletto clogs", said no one (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2021-06-08 11:07:33 AM  
This makes me irrationally angry.
 
2021-06-08 1:31:12 PM  
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2021-06-08 2:23:31 PM  
Let's make Crocs more of a tripping hazard.
 
2021-06-08 3:18:19 PM  
or you could buy a pair of shoes for 150 and put the 700 in your wallet.
 
2021-06-08 3:34:15 PM  
This Daily Star continues to win awards for silliest articles, it seems.
 
2021-06-08 3:53:42 PM  
I'll hold out until they release the matching hat and chaps

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2021-06-08 4:32:36 PM  
It's the opposite of both fashionable and a stiletto.
 
2021-06-08 5:28:08 PM  
Let me share a bit of a story. I was in Makati, Philippines about an hour and a half from Manila. My 70 year old 30 year old trophy wife was shopping with us. She was completely reprehensible and my grandmother, who was living on my uncle's compound hated her. Called her, "La Cucaracha". La Cucaracha was also condescending to my wife.

Apologies if the pronouns are a bit confusing.

Anyway, my wife and I are shopping with La Cucaracha at the mall. She spotted these sweet red Crocs and was coveting them hard. I grabbed them and bought them for my wife. La Cucaracha simmered the rest of the week we were there. Don't fark with my family. I can destroy you with emotional abuse better than a teenager and do it with a smirking wink.
 
2021-06-08 5:40:48 PM  
I know some women who just cannot wear shoes where the sole isn't lifted at the heel. Even tennis shoes have to have a wedge to raise up the heel part. I guess that's the market this is for.

Maybe Melania can be a spokesperson for this product line. She could use the money.
 
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dericwater: I know some women who just cannot wear shoes where the sole isn't lifted at the heel. Even tennis shoes have to have a wedge to raise up the heel part. I guess that's the market this is for.

Maybe Melania can be a spokesperson for this product line. She could use the money.


No, the market is people that want to show the world they are rich enough they can spend 850 bucks on joke shoes.
 
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