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(Westport News)   Metro North commuters will now be able to see which cars are most empty by checking their phones before they board instead of discovering some crazy guy pooped in the corner after the doors close   (westport-news.com) divider line
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2021-06-08 11:12:46 AM  
As a guy who craves an audience after boarding the train to take a dump in the corner...this app will get my 5 star rating in no time!
 
2021-06-08 11:56:53 AM  
Dear Westport,

I highly recommend you collectively watch out for your cornholes.

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2021-06-08 1:22:32 PM  
I was boarding the Houston light rail over the weekend and saw an empty car and immediately got suspicious. Sure enough, giant loaf right inside the door.
 
2021-06-08 1:30:10 PM  
Won't the train car with the poop be the empty one, thus springing the devious trap?
 
2021-06-08 1:30:31 PM  

dothemath: I was boarding the Houston light rail over the weekend and saw an empty car and immediately got suspicious. Sure enough, giant loaf right inside the door.


Jesus, at least the more modern Metro-North cars have lavatories in every other car.

The subway? Different story.
 
2021-06-08 1:31:53 PM  
I've never encountered this problem on Metro-North.
 
2021-06-08 1:38:31 PM  
Does this mean the conductors will open all 4 cars instead of crowding everyone into 3?
 
2021-06-08 1:39:10 PM  
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2021-06-08 1:53:57 PM  
poop in the corner leads to an empty car...
 
2021-06-08 1:53:58 PM  
It's just basic science that Metro North is the classiest of the NY commuter rails.

NJ Transit is full of Jersey, and LIRR goes to Long Island.
 
2021-06-08 1:55:53 PM  

Tax Boy: It's just basic science that Metro North is the classiest of the NY commuter rails.

NJ Transit is full of Jersey, and LIRR goes to Long Island.


Hey, just the Hudson Line alone makes it a winner
 
2021-06-08 1:56:48 PM  

Por que tan serioso: [Fark user image 425x432]


If anyone actually needs a visual of what rock bottom looks like, here it is.
 
2021-06-08 2:01:31 PM  

Rwa2play: Tax Boy: It's just basic science that Metro North is the classiest of the NY commuter rails.

NJ Transit is full of Jersey, and LIRR goes to Long Island.

Hey, just the Hudson Line alone makes it a winner


Also, Grand Central, not the Penn Station rathole
 
2021-06-08 2:04:06 PM  
How do I know subby doesn't use metro north?

The trains don't really have poopable corners and generally don't have "crazy" people on them.


But hey - hur hur funny joke about poor desperate people, right?

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2021-06-08 2:07:31 PM  
Berlin - The Metro (Official Video)
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I saw soldiers sleeping next to me....Riding on the Metrooooo

/oblig
 
2021-06-08 2:09:28 PM  

ElecricalPast: How do I know subby doesn't use metro north?

The trains don't really have poopable corners and generally don't have "crazy" people on them.


But hey - hur hur funny joke about poor desperate people, right?

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Sounds like something a serial subway pooper would say
 
2021-06-08 2:10:46 PM  
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2021-06-08 2:46:31 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Por que tan serioso: [Fark user image 425x432]

If anyone actually needs a visual of what rock bottom looks like, here it is.


Nah, living out in Sisterfister, Iowa or some other flyover hellhole is rock bottom.
 
2021-06-08 2:58:26 PM  

Rwa2play: dothemath: I was boarding the Houston light rail over the weekend and saw an empty car and immediately got suspicious. Sure enough, giant loaf right inside the door.

Jesus, at least the more modern Metro-North cars have lavatories in every other car.

The subway? Different story.


Down here the homeless ride the trains all day to escape the insane urban tropical heat.
 
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