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(WJAC TV Johnstown)   Is this a sword which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. Alas, poor York man I knew him, but had to call the police, for he was killing kittens   (wjactv.com) divider line
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2021-06-08 9:46:54 AM  
Geez, I thought "killing kittens" with your "sword" was going to be something else entirely.


What a f*cking psychopath...
 
2021-06-08 9:56:06 AM  

beezeltown: Geez, I thought "killing kittens" with your "sword" was going to be something else entirely.


What a f*cking psychopath...


I kinda would like to lop of this guy's head with a sword, then yell THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
 
2021-06-08 9:56:25 AM  
s/of/off/g

jfc
 
2021-06-08 10:17:02 AM  
The kitten had injuries consistent with disembowelments, according to state police.


He wants to get medieval? Impale that motherfarker on a flag pole and let the birds have him
 
2021-06-08 10:19:46 AM  
Scaphism would be an appropriate punishment.
 
2021-06-08 10:24:19 AM  

Mega Steve: The kitten had injuries consistent with disembowelments, according to state police.


Copspeak is consistent with idiocy.
 
2021-06-08 10:25:18 AM  
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The real crime is his ska album, "Rude Boy At The Shanty Buffet".
 
2021-06-08 10:37:45 AM  
I know everybody wants to torture this guy to death right away - but realistically, the penal system won't do anything much to him.
He needs to be sectioned, involuntarily committed, and not let out until/unless it can be assured that it is safe to do so - even if that's never.
 
2021-06-08 10:40:55 AM  

dothemath: [wjactv.com image 850x478]
The real crime is his ska album, "Rude Boy At The Shanty Buffet".


Okay, not like the whole 'disemboweling a helpless animal' thing wasn't a clue but Hell's Bells, those eyes. I realize this is just a mug shot but there is nothing in there. The hair on the back of my neck stood up.

This is not the first time he's engaged in such behavior- this is either the first time he got caught or someone had the courage to say something.
 
2021-06-08 10:43:55 AM  

jso2897: I know everybody wants to torture this guy to death right away - but realistically, the penal system won't do anything much to him.
He needs to be sectioned, involuntarily committed, and not let out until/unless it can be assured that it is safe to do so - even if that's never.


I'm okay with a painless execution for this psycho.
 
2021-06-08 10:44:41 AM  

dothemath: [wjactv.com image 850x478]
The real crime is his ska album, "Rude Boy At The Shanty Buffet".


Faces that happy people make.
 
2021-06-08 10:45:28 AM  

Boojum2k: jso2897: I know everybody wants to torture this guy to death right away - but realistically, the penal system won't do anything much to him.
He needs to be sectioned, involuntarily committed, and not let out until/unless it can be assured that it is safe to do so - even if that's never.

I'm okay with a painless execution for this psycho.


I'm thinking some pain wouldn't be a bad thing.
 
2021-06-08 10:49:51 AM  

Boojum2k: jso2897: I know everybody wants to torture this guy to death right away - but realistically, the penal system won't do anything much to him.
He needs to be sectioned, involuntarily committed, and not let out until/unless it can be assured that it is safe to do so - even if that's never.

I'm okay with a painless execution for this psycho.


Yeah, you call him a psycho, yet you advocate his murder, on a public forum.
 
2021-06-08 10:55:11 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: Boojum2k: jso2897: I know everybody wants to torture this guy to death right away - but realistically, the penal system won't do anything much to him.
He needs to be sectioned, involuntarily committed, and not let out until/unless it can be assured that it is safe to do so - even if that's never.

I'm okay with a painless execution for this psycho.

Yeah, you call him a psycho, yet you advocate his murder, on a public forum.


So, you think someone who disemboweled a kitten is sane and will be a productive member of society.

We all could probably do without either of you
 
2021-06-08 10:55:25 AM  
Oh, that's definitely a serial killer winding up to go for humans. But all they got him on is animal cruelty, a third degree felony. It's 3.5 years to 7 in prison, so maybe he'll wind up killing other felons and they won't let him out.
 
2021-06-08 11:02:24 AM  

dothemath: [wjactv.com image 850x478]
The real crime is his ska album, "Rude Boy At The Shanty Buffet".


Looks like a kitten killer.
 
2021-06-08 11:06:13 AM  

Boojum2k: Ketchuponsteak: Boojum2k: jso2897: I know everybody wants to torture this guy to death right away - but realistically, the penal system won't do anything much to him.
He needs to be sectioned, involuntarily committed, and not let out until/unless it can be assured that it is safe to do so - even if that's never.

I'm okay with a painless execution for this psycho.

Yeah, you call him a psycho, yet you advocate his murder, on a public forum.

So, you think someone who disemboweled a kitten is sane and will be a productive member of society.

We all could probably do without either of you


It is apparently important to you that other people should be functional worker units. I'm sure you are very warm and kind in the hours that you have not been activated by your factory, which hopefully does not construct weapons of war or toxic weirdness for Gwyneth Paltrow.
 
2021-06-08 11:07:52 AM  
Tough guy.  Bet he gets brittle in the joint.
 
2021-06-08 11:09:09 AM  

lizaardvark: Boojum2k: Ketchuponsteak: Boojum2k: jso2897: I know everybody wants to torture this guy to death right away - but realistically, the penal system won't do anything much to him.
He needs to be sectioned, involuntarily committed, and not let out until/unless it can be assured that it is safe to do so - even if that's never.

I'm okay with a painless execution for this psycho.

Yeah, you call him a psycho, yet you advocate his murder, on a public forum.

So, you think someone who disemboweled a kitten is sane and will be a productive member of society.

We all could probably do without either of you

It is apparently important to you that other people should be functional worker units. I'm sure you are very warm and kind in the hours that you have not been activated by your factory, which hopefully does not construct weapons of war or toxic weirdness for Gwyneth Paltrow.


Dude killed a helpless kitten. That's not counter-culture or alternative lifestyle or anything, that's psychotic.

And so are the people trying to defend him
 
2021-06-08 11:11:08 AM  
Reminds me of a news article I read about some Russian kid throwing a kitten into an oven. Goes to show just how damaged some people can become.
 
7 days ago  

stuffy: dothemath: [wjactv.com image 850x478]
The real crime is his ska album, "Rude Boy At The Shanty Buffet".

Looks like a kitten killer.


He gives Mall Ninjas a bad name.
 
7 days ago  
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7 days ago  
Ender's brother dissected living squirrels in the woods.  He became president of the world.  Surely there's room for this gentleman in a leadership role.

But let's hope not.
 
7 days ago  

Boojum2k: jso2897: I know everybody wants to torture this guy to death right away - but realistically, the penal system won't do anything much to him.
He needs to be sectioned, involuntarily committed, and not let out until/unless it can be assured that it is safe to do so - even if that's never.

I'm okay with a painless execution for this psycho.


Yeah, but those aren't actual options.
Locking him up in a nuthouse and not letting him out is actually feasible.
 
7 days ago  

Boojum2k: And so are the people trying to defend him


Who is trying to defend him?
I don't see anyone defending him.
 
7 days ago  

lymond01: Ender's brother dissected living squirrels in the woods.  He became president of the world.  Surely there's room for this gentleman in a leadership role.

But let's hope not.


One legged rabbits hopping around in neat little circles, Val.
 
6 days ago  
Worf says he is without honor.
 
6 days ago  
He needs real help.

Subby, on the other hand, needs language help. Swords do not have "handles", like you have on the sides of your stomach, they have hilts.
 
6 days ago  

whitroth: He needs real help.

Subby, on the other hand, needs language help. Swords do not have "handles", like you have on the sides of your stomach, they have hilts.


Argh, matey. The hilt (rarely called a haft or shaft) of a knife, dagger, sword, or bayonet is its handle, consisting of a guard, grip and pommel.
 
6 days ago  

whitroth: He needs real help.

Subby, on the other hand, needs language help. Swords do not have "handles", like you have on the sides of your stomach, they have hilts.


He also needs to stop mixing up his Shakespeare.
 
6 days ago  

vudukungfu: whitroth: He needs real help.

Subby, on the other hand, needs language help. Swords do not have "handles", like you have on the sides of your stomach, they have hilts.

Argh, matey. The hilt (rarely called a haft or shaft) of a knife, dagger, sword, or bayonet is its handle, consisting of a guard, grip and pommel.


Plus it's a quote.
From Macbeth.
By Shakespeare.
 
6 days ago  

birdbro69: [Fark user image image 400x495]


Not even close.  The Predators at least used some form of ethics in their hunting/killing.  This dude is just garbage.
 
6 days ago  

EdwardTellerhands: vudukungfu: whitroth: He needs real help.

Subby, on the other hand, needs language help. Swords do not have "handles", like you have on the sides of your stomach, they have hilts.

Argh, matey. The hilt (rarely called a haft or shaft) of a knife, dagger, sword, or bayonet is its handle, consisting of a guard, grip and pommel.

Plus it's a quote.
From Macbeth.
By Shakespeare.


and he knew how to shaketh his spear
 
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