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(UPI)   A woman in Las Vegas broke a world record by using her powerful thighs to crush three watermelons in less than eight seconds. Gallagher last seen cowering in fear   (upi.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
Would risk death by snu-snu

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4 days ago  
At the same time??
 
4 days ago  

Metastatic Capricorn: Would risk death by snu-snu

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Risk, hell, I'd pay good money for it.
 
4 days ago  
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And I can lick a battery top in 1.3 seconds......NEXT!!!!!
 
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Metastatic Capricorn: Would risk death by snu-snu

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4 days ago  
so...the pork AND the beans....OK
 
4 days ago  
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Do not go down on this woman.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Woman of steel, man of Kleenex
 
4 days ago  
She tried killing James Bond once.

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Do not go down on this woman.


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Oh well, at least I found a picture.
 
4 days ago  
Sometime you dont know you have a fetish for being overpowered by muscular women until you think about it for a minute.
 
4 days ago  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 850x477]

Do not go down on this woman.


I'd risk it in a heartbeat.
 
4 days ago  
I want to party with this girl
 
4 days ago  
Gallagher would probably make some really misogynistic remarks, with a little homophobia sprinkled in.
 
4 days ago  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 850x477]

Do not go down on this woman unless you like things that are awesome.

 
4 days ago  

dothemath: Sometime you dont know you have a fetish for being overpowered by muscular women until you think about it for a minute.


I mean ... I kinda knew it, but to have it be confirmed in such a concrete manner is ... I'll be in my bunk
 
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Muzzleloader: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 850x477]

Do not go down on this woman.

I'd risk it in a heartbeat.


same,,,there are worse ways to leave this planet
 
4 days ago  
Deckard vs Pris Movie Clip - Blade Runner (1982)
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4 days ago  
Revenge.

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4 days ago  
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
 
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 850x477]

Do not go down on this woman.


Why not?  Other than the "Karen" cut...
 
4 days ago  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 850x477]

Do not go down on this woman.


Someone misspelled her tramp stamp and was afraid to tell her.
 
4 days ago  
TIL that I have a muscular woman fetish. Thanks, Fark!
 
4 days ago  
FTA: "Olson said she is preparing to teach a watermelon-crushing class..."

I did not know that this was a highly sought-after skill.  She should sell spectator tickets.
 
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Alan Rickman lives!
 
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Herbie Hancock - Watermelon Man [1962]
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4 days ago  
You should see what she did to my glasses.
 
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In Living Color- Thighmaster Suzzane Somers + Bonus Clip
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nytmare: She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen


Huh.  I could not have told you what he was singing in that lyric.
 
4 days ago  

batrachoseps: FTA: "Olson said she is preparing to teach a watermelon-crushing class..."

I did not know that this was a highly sought-after skill.  She should sell spectator tickets.


I wonder how many CEUs it's worth.
 
4 days ago  
"Gallagher last seen cowering in fear"...with the weirdest boner.
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4 days ago  
Thighs matter.
 
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His comedy is weirdly homophobic nowadays.
When Marc Maron called him on it he got up and fled the interview.
 
4 days ago  
l bet she plays roller derby too
 
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 850x477]

Do not go down on this woman.


I would do so gladly.
 
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I thought she looked familiar.

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petuniapup: nytmare: She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen

Huh.  I could not have told you what he was singing in that lyric.


I never had trouble understanding those lines, but up until just a few years ago, I thought the next line was

"She had the sagless size telling me no lies"

(It's actually "sightless eyes")
 
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