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(Some Bald Guy)   With restaurants back in business, here's an important question: What would you do if you found a HAIR in your food?   ( divider line
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2021-06-08 8:05:57 AM  
I don't know, what does HAIR stand for?
2021-06-08 8:10:01 AM  
Take it out to make it is easier for the fly to swim around.
2021-06-08 8:17:06 AM  
Like, the whole musical?
2021-06-08 8:38:11 AM  
Remove it discreetly and continue on in thoughtful conversation with your companions, resisting the urge to punch the one companion who recommended this seething trough of an establishment.
2021-06-08 8:46:47 AM  

skyotter: Like, the whole musical?

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2021-06-08 8:52:03 AM  
Whose hair? The cooks? Ewwww.

Now if it's a salad that comes with a hair from Selma Hayek I'm in.

//not picky which hair gets in there.
2021-06-08 9:31:28 AM  
Taste the soup.
2021-06-08 9:39:39 AM  
I'm not really too upset about one hair.  It's unpleasant, but it happens.  No need to drag a business over it.  If it's a repeated thing, however, they need to address it.
2021-06-08 10:29:27 AM  
I've never been grossed out by a strand of hair.  The cooks are already touching your food. Pull the sucker out of the food and forget about it.
2021-06-08 10:32:35 AM  
I don't really see the huge deal. Unless it's spread throughout the food, just pull it out.
2021-06-08 11:35:35 AM  
It's one hair Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?
2021-06-08 12:17:45 PM  
I gave them a look that still chills them to this day.
2021-06-08 12:18:58 PM  

Ant: I don't really see the huge deal. Unless it's spread throughout the food, just pull it out.

right? shiat happens. my Pollyanna-naïf of a wife would go absolutely nuts, but me, eh. toss it aside and don't even say word one to the staff.

/also she's the exact damn reason there are long bright-red hairs in near/most all of my cooking lololol
2021-06-08 12:41:37 PM  
Take the thing out and continue eating. Unless your entire staff has alopecia there's going to be some shedding. Keratin isn't poisonous and your stomach acids will destroy whatever bacteria might have been on it.
2021-06-08 12:46:05 PM  
Would you Farkers still be so nonchalant if it was a short and curly?
2021-06-08 1:55:43 PM  
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2021-06-08 4:20:51 PM  
Depends how it got there.....

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2021-06-08 8:35:43 PM  
It is short, curly and thick, or long and blond?

If it's cooked food, I just keep on rolling. If it is pubic hair in/on my sushi, then no, that's not cool.

johnny_vegas: Depends how it got there.....

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Oh, look, it is hidden in the flowers...
That's sad though, a pretty girl has to lay there and be a plate. I can think of better ways to make money.
And honestly, who the fark wants that, going to a strip club is more respectful. (low bar)
2021-06-09 2:54:53 AM  
I live with a long haired orange cat and a long haired blonde wife.

I have found hair in places and situations that would probably warrant excommunication, execution, or exorcism.
2021-06-09 4:29:19 AM  
If it's from the dog, I pour red wine. If it's from the cat, white wine.
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