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    More: Stupid, Crime, Felony, Joana Vara, Assault, Criminal law, Manicure, owner of the salon, 21-year-old woman  
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3018 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jun 2021 at 9:30 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
"I'd also like my eyelashes done."
"Sure, any particular style?"
"Yeah, Texas Longhorn."
 
4 days ago  
'I'm back from the beauty parlor.'
"... did you actually go in?"
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Why do women have eyelashes you can shake hands with?
 
4 days ago  
Dam U Subby.
Anyone have some eye bleach I can borrow?
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
She buys her eyelashes at Autozone

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The Vara sisters then left the scene at speed, driving away in a distinctive burnt-orange Ford Fusion.

They only made 1500 of my car in this color, and that was 10 years ago.
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I've known since I got it that if I ever committed a crime in it, Lou would be at my doorstep before I got home.
 
4 days ago  
Her butterfly kisses qualify as assault in some counties.
 
4 days ago  

MythDragon: 'I'm back from the beauty parlor.'
"... did you actually go in?"


"Really? What'd they do to you?"
 
4 days ago  
So my wife was telling me the other day that the hookers in London in the 1800's would wear false eyelashes to prevent the John's spunk from getting in their eyes....


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SirDigbyChickenCaesar: She buys her eyelashes at Autozone

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Not so Smart person with Smart car I see.
 
4 days ago  

Sim Tree: MythDragon: 'I'm back from the beauty parlor.'
"... did you actually go in?"

"Really? What'd they do to you?"


"Get a refund!"
 
4 days ago  

X-Geek: The Vara sisters then left the scene at speed, driving away in a distinctive burnt-orange Ford Fusion.

They only made 1500 of my car in this color, and that was 10 years ago.
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I've known since I got it that if I ever committed a crime in it, Lou would be at my doorstep before I got home.


Thing is the other 1499 were sold in Texas so unless the paint job is aftermarket, it's kinda common here.
 
4 days ago  
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To be fair it as a lot of work.
 
4 days ago  
Those women deserve some kind of unique punishment to fit the crime. Hmmm... how about 40 lashes?
 
4 days ago  
Nails ain't gon' help that face, honey.  'less you're just givin' handjobs.
 
3 days ago  

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This person really should consider paying a premium for beauty treatments.
 
3 days ago  
This thread gave me a lot of LoLs. Thanks fark!
 
3 days ago  

steklo: So my wife was telling me the other day that the hookers in London in the 1800's would wear false eyelashes to prevent the John's spunk from getting in their eyes....


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The proper term is cumbrella
 
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