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(The Scottish Sun)   Prankster blows thousands during 13-hour bender after telling pals he won £328K lotto jackpot. Jokes on him though, free booze is free booze no matter how funny one thinks they are   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2021-06-08 9:28:04 AM  
They started drinking at the Fox Inn in Nuneaton, Warks, and spent £200 on Jägerbombs.

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2021-06-08 9:47:21 AM  
Any adult who calls themselves a prankster isn't fit to participate in society.
 
2021-06-08 9:48:29 AM  
I spent most of my money on wine, women and song.

The rest was just wasted.
 
2021-06-08 9:48:38 AM  
Even I don't comprehend this level of idiocy, and I live in Florida
 
2021-06-08 9:49:57 AM  
Prankster blows thousands

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2021-06-08 9:51:28 AM  
What exactly was the prank? Maybe I missed it.
 
2021-06-08 9:51:53 AM  
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2021-06-08 9:51:53 AM  

blatz514: They started drinking at the Fox Inn in Nuneaton, Warks, and spent £200 on Jägerbombs.

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2021-06-08 9:52:05 AM  

BFletch651: I spent most of my money on wine, women and song.

The rest was just wasted.

At least get the quote right:


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2021-06-08 9:52:09 AM  
"I did it to try to get one mate to meet us in a suit to video him looking stupid."

This was the payoff? Your friend puts on a suit?
 
2021-06-08 9:52:50 AM  
Also, how is this even considered a prank?  Didn't the farkhead still have to pay for all the booze?

"Oh, I got you farkers good!"  "Look how much money I just pissed away!!!!"
 
2021-06-08 9:54:03 AM  
So he pranked them by buying them a bunch of booze.  He sure showed them...I guess.
 
2021-06-08 9:54:40 AM  

wild9: What exactly was the prank? Maybe I missed it.


He spent a fark ton of money he didn't have. That's all I could get.
 
2021-06-08 9:57:27 AM  
This has to be the saddest thing (in the sense in which Trump uses that word) I've seen all year.
 
2021-06-08 9:58:45 AM  
Blows thousands?
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2021-06-08 9:59:29 AM  
Sounds like the kind of person who may or may not have not have been asked to lay down on the kitchen floor by his sycophantic associates and thereafter was referred to as an 'absolute madman' when he did so.
 
2021-06-08 10:01:46 AM  
Wow.

Morons gonna moron.
 
2021-06-08 10:03:40 AM  
Oh, he blew MONEY. Boring.
 
2021-06-08 10:06:31 AM  
1...2...3...4...5...okay too many comments assuming he and his cousin ripped people off instead of using their own money to have fun
 
2021-06-08 10:10:16 AM  
I wish my friends would prank me by spending thousands of their own dollars on booze
 
2021-06-08 10:11:11 AM  
How do i sign up to be "pranked" in this manner?
 
2021-06-08 10:17:14 AM  
This is not at all what happened.  This was an ordinary bash sculpted into an "interesting" Sun story by some content creator.
 
2021-06-08 10:18:26 AM  

replacementcool: Any adult who calls themselves a prankster isn't fit to participate in society.


Dude, the first thing they drank was Jaeger bombs.
 
2021-06-08 10:18:29 AM  
Britain, my friend, we need to talk about your comically ridiculous drinking problem. I've been several times and the weather isn't *that* bad, so what is it?

It is funny, though.
 
2021-06-08 10:21:41 AM  
So, for it to be thousands, that has to be at least 2000. In 13 hours, that's 2.56 BJ's per minute. He must have been double fisting them.
 
2021-06-08 10:23:36 AM  
Strange prank, but I have to admit that I find it funny.
 
2021-06-08 10:26:19 AM  

Stantz: Sounds like the kind of person who may or may not have not have been asked to lay down on the kitchen floor by his sycophantic associates and thereafter was referred to as an 'absolute madman' when he did so.


So, I met a girl once at a party that claimed they had they sickest sense of humor ever. So I start a joke "there's two hobos..." and she says "they're called homeless people" and I said, yeah, you're not going to like this joke..."
She didn't.

Tasteless Joke: two hobos meet up in an alley. The first hobo says, "how was your day yesterday?"
second hobo says, "man, it was awesome. I found part of a beer, part of a warm cheeseburger and part of a cigar that was still lit!"
First hobo says, "that's nothing. I found a woman tied to the train tracks, I untied her, and had sex with her all day".
Second hobo asks "did you get a blowjob?"
"Nah, I couldn't find her head."
 
2021-06-08 10:30:44 AM  

OldJames: So, for it to be thousands, that has to be at least 2000. In 13 hours, that's 2.56 BJ's per minute. He must have been double fisting them.


The actual world record for blowjobs is actually 249 in 13 hours or something.
 
2021-06-08 10:36:53 AM  

lolmao500: The actual world record for blowjobs is actually 249 in 13 hours or something.


Summer Nyte, 14 hours. Ron Jeremy was involved.
 
2021-06-08 10:54:18 AM  
It I won my wife would prefer I went out with my girlfriends. That way she would know I'm not farking around and will be safe.
 
2021-06-08 12:00:42 PM  
I'm still trying to wrap my head around it though.

I spend thousands of dollars on booze, pretending I won the lottery just so you have to wear a suit.

Must be British humor.

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2021-06-08 12:10:42 PM  

lolmao500: OldJames: So, for it to be thousands, that has to be at least 2000. In 13 hours, that's 2.56 BJ's per minute. He must have been double fisting them.

The actual world record for blowjobs is actually 249 in 13 hours or something.


As much as I love peen, this would be sort of nauseating like your dad making you smoke a carton of cigarettes to get you to stop smoking except without the dry throat.
 
2021-06-08 12:15:33 PM  
What a prankster may look like:

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2021-06-08 1:02:58 PM  
He blew thousands?  That certainly beats the Houston 500.
 
2021-06-08 1:40:07 PM  
Reminds me of a prank I pulled on a buddy of mine.  Told him his mom was in a horrible car accident and was dying and to meet me at the hospital. When he got there I was all like "Dude I totally got you!" It was actually his sister. We still laugh about it to this day.  Well me and him, not so much his sister. She died.
 
2021-06-08 4:11:33 PM  
The husband bursts in the front door and yells "I just hit the lottery for 20 million! Pack your bags!"
His wife says "oh my god what do i pack for? Beach or mountains?!"
The husband says "I don't care where you go, just get out of my house biatch!"
 
2021-06-08 7:06:33 PM  

One Size Fits Some: The husband bursts in the front door and yells "I just hit the lottery for 20 million! Pack your bags!"
His wife says "oh my god what do i pack for? Beach or mountains?!"
The husband says "I don't care where you go, just get out of my house biatch!"


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