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2021-06-08 3:35:27 AM  
Speaking as a father, bacon would be good.  I mean, some filet mignon steaks would be better, but bacon would be good.

/lobster is ok too
//or scallops
///or crawfish
 
2021-06-08 5:32:32 AM  
Pretty good list, appropriately heavy on the whiskey, although their interest in rye is a bit suspect.

/I don't even like rye bread
//Happy Fathers Day, dad Farkers
///still needs bacon
 
2021-06-08 10:09:32 AM  
WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUNCH YOUR FATHER RIGHT IN THE FACE AND SPIT ON HIM WHILE HE'S ON THE GROUND?!
 
2021-06-08 10:13:47 AM  

wearsmanyhats: Speaking as a father, bacon would be good.  I mean, some filet mignon steaks would be better, but bacon would be good.

/lobster is ok too
//or scallops
///or crawfish


Tough. Here ya go, pops.

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2021-06-08 11:50:27 AM  
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2021-06-08 1:02:29 PM  

MrBallou: Pretty good list, appropriately heavy on the whiskey, although their interest in rye is a bit suspect.


I prefer Rye to Bourbon in an old fashioned.
 
2021-06-08 1:50:44 PM  
Damn subby, I thought the man crate of bacon was opulent; a better meat offering than your mom
 
2021-06-08 3:51:58 PM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: MrBallou: Pretty good list, appropriately heavy on the whiskey, although their interest in rye is a bit suspect.

I prefer Rye to Bourbon in an old fashioned.


I defer to your expertise. I'm not really a mixed-drink kind of guy. I'll drink them if somebody else makes them, but there's a real art to it that I haven't even attempted to learn.
 
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