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(The Scottish Sun)   Dear Deidre: My girlfriend is doing all her coworkers and tells me that for her they are just flings, but I am her true companion. That seems to settle it for her, but for me it hurts. What should I do?   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2021-06-08 12:22:39 AM  
Her mom? Isn't that the stock answer?
 
2021-06-08 12:37:34 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Her mom? Isn't that the stock answer?


Her sister is the best answer.
 
2021-06-08 12:38:48 AM  

stan unusual: demaL-demaL-yeH: Her mom? Isn't that the stock answer?

Her sister is the best answer.


What? You're leaving her dad out of it?
 
2021-06-08 12:39:17 AM  
I mean, it's like your coworkers don't exist...
 
2021-06-08 1:11:36 AM  
Vulcanize?
 
2021-06-08 1:30:27 AM  
Put it in her pooper. You know you want to.
 
2021-06-08 1:54:04 AM  

Jesus McSordid: Put it in her pooper. You know you want to.


I more suspect it's the other way around.
 
2021-06-08 2:51:04 AM  
Are they hiring?
 
2021-06-08 3:39:06 AM  
Butt stuff. Lots of butt stuff.

What is Love by Leon Phelps - The Ladies Man
Youtube io3R6xx_l5Q
 
2021-06-08 4:07:13 AM  
Start having flings with other women
 
2021-06-08 4:10:24 AM  
I wish to gain Deidre's superhuman ability to divine someone's upbringing and its faults based on a 9 sentence, second-hand account.
 
2021-06-08 5:13:19 AM  
Sigh.

F*ck her dad.
 
2021-06-08 5:14:11 AM  

stan unusual: demaL-demaL-yeH: Her mom? Isn't that the stock answer?

Her sister is the best answer.


Her twin sister.
 
2021-06-08 5:24:58 AM  

cman: Start having flings with other women


How I imagine most "open relationships": the woman sleeps with other people and the man is allowed to sleep with other people.
 
2021-06-08 5:51:20 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Her mom? Isn't that the stock answer?


I thought it was her bestie

Or two of them at once
 
2021-06-08 6:11:13 AM  
Make urgent appointment at STD clinic...
 
2021-06-08 6:59:59 AM  
If Deirdre was ever not a bot, she is now. The syntax in that reply was disturbing.
 
2021-06-08 7:08:36 AM  
Plot twist: It's a family business.
 
2021-06-08 7:15:33 AM  
Are you sure she's actually your girlfriend? Bc from that conversation she sounds more like your roommate you happen to bang.
 
2021-06-08 7:17:23 AM  
To quote the Bard Roger Waters:

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,,,
 
2021-06-08 7:21:51 AM  
Get her pregnant.  Or at least tell her that you want to have a child.  She will, it won't actually be yours, but you'll be on the hook for child support for the next couple of decades ... congrats
 
2021-06-08 7:23:03 AM  

ghostfacekillahrabbit: If Deirdre was ever not a bot, she is now. The syntax in that reply was disturbing.


"Stand up for yourself.  To learn how, buy my support pack entitled Standing Up for Yourself"
 
2021-06-08 7:36:38 AM  

cman: Start having flings with other women


It clearly doesn't hurt
 
2021-06-08 7:42:35 AM  
Embrace the cuck lifestyle or grow some self respect, thank her for her candor, and pack up.

Duh.
 
2021-06-08 11:20:10 AM  
Just another meaning for "It takes a village".
 
2021-06-08 11:42:56 AM  
What's his fark user name
 
2021-06-08 12:39:38 PM  
Roy Orbison - It's Over (Monument Concert 1965)
Youtube 1iABFZGzEjY
 
2021-06-08 1:05:47 PM  
Ah, ya drunk, ya drunk, ya silly old fool; still, ya cannae see - those were pineapple lifesavers me mither gave to me!

Many days I've traveled a hundred miles or more; but jizz inside of lifesavers I've never seen before...
 
2021-06-08 2:51:20 PM  
She'll be saying the same thing to each and every one of those coworkers.

If she wanted an open relationship, she would have asked first, and it would be public knowledge that you're a couple, but you permit each other to have side flings. That's very much not what is going on here.
 
2021-06-08 3:09:31 PM  
Dump her, get tested, do your coworkers and her dad.
 
2021-06-08 10:55:51 PM  
That chick belongs to Fark
 
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