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(NHL)   Can the Hurricanes summon their 2nd wind and stay alive or will the Bolts strike them from the playoffs? It's said a series doesn't begin until a team loses at home, will Avs/Knights finally start in Colorado? What color goon juice? Pucks @ 6:30pm ET   (nhl.com) divider line
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2021-06-08 1:42:05 AM  
In lieu of the traditional SOON:

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2021-06-08 1:42:50 AM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:
1.      Johnny Sex.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
5.      Shut Up, Pierre.
6.      Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
7.      Too Much Man.
8.      Intermission GIF Party.
9.      Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
10.   Danger Zone.
11.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
12.   Game On.
13.   Goonjuice.
14.   Bonus Hockey.
15.   Gredunza.
16.   TIED.
17.   UNTIED.
18.   Damn early/late starts.
19.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
20.   Dreadnaught for 2-0 lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   TING!
39.   Long Change:  DRINK!
40.   DAGGER!
41.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
42.   Slash GIF.
43.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
44.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
45.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
46.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
47.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
48.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
50.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
51.   Annoying Leafs fans
52.   ITG Bruins Fans
53.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
54.   Trolling for Penguins fans
55.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
56.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
57.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
58.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
59.   STFU about advanced stats
60.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
61.   East Division complaining
62.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
63.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
64.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
65.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
66.   (Goalies name here) says NO!  (Adjusted for goalie's native language as necessary.)
67.   You Can't Do That.GIF
68.   A biatchippy
69.   Tributes to fallen comrades (i.e., Canadian Lurker, andychrist420)
 
2021-06-08 4:06:06 AM  
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2021-06-08 4:07:05 AM  
Oh wait?  They're playing at home?

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2021-06-08 7:05:16 AM  
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2021-06-08 7:05:33 AM  
I hate that expression. So many series didn't ever start as the home team won all games or the series started after the visitors won game 7.
 
2021-06-08 7:06:09 AM  
Or the higher seed wins the first three games, so the series didn't start until it was virtually over.
 
2021-06-08 7:47:31 AM  
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"The Avalanche have already started. It is too late for the Golden Knights to vote."

 
2021-06-08 7:53:11 AM  
I actually have to venture outside this morning... heavens.  So anyway, a badge post in case the very real but extremely, highly, stupendously unlikely chance of getting walloped by a meteor happens.

_/my inner Boy Scout & being prepared coming to the surface this morning
 
2021-06-08 9:57:37 AM  
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2021-06-08 10:07:27 AM  
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2021-06-08 10:53:15 AM  
Two good games, one late work night. Blech
 
2021-06-08 11:51:08 AM  
News:

- Bruins head coach Bruce Cassidy fined $25,000 for comments critical of the officials last night

- Reports are that a neutral arbitrator has upheld Nazem Kadri's 8 game suspension. He's out tonight and Thursday, but if a game 7 happens; he'll be available for that on Saturday
 
2021-06-08 12:04:28 PM  

desertgeek: Reports are that a neutral arbitrator has upheld Nazem Kadri's 8 game suspension. He's out tonight and Thursday, but if a game 7 happens; he'll be available for that on Saturday


Glad to hear, I hope we don't have to wait too long for an official announcement.  It'll be interesting to see the reasoning in the arbitrator's decision.
 
2021-06-08 12:26:07 PM  
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2021-06-08 12:26:37 PM  
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2021-06-08 1:37:29 PM  
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2021-06-08 1:40:37 PM  
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2021-06-08 1:45:05 PM  

desertgeek: News:

- Bruins head coach Bruce Cassidy fined $25,000 for comments critical of the officials last night

- Reports are that a neutral arbitrator has upheld Nazem Kadri's 8 game suspension. He's out tonight and Thursday, but if a game 7 happens; he'll be available for that on Saturday


Also, Ritchie fined $5k for his elbowing Mayfield in the head (should have gotten a game for that deliberate head shot)

_/and in other news, there was no cosmic debris falling from space in Northern KY this morning...
 
2021-06-08 1:49:24 PM  

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Mike Milbury doesn't like the SOON memes.
 
2021-06-08 2:27:34 PM  

Recoil Therapy: and in other news, there was no cosmic debris falling from space in Northern KY this morning...


Well, better luck next time getting a free space souvenir.
 
2021-06-08 2:29:21 PM  

desertgeek: News:

- Bruins head coach Bruce Cassidy fined $25,000 for comments critical of the officials last night

- Reports are that a neutral arbitrator has upheld Nazem Kadri's 8 game suspension. He's out tonight and Thursday, but if a game 7 happens; he'll be available for that on Saturday


On the one hand, three PP goals for the Hipsters.

On the other, 41-19 shot difference and still losing at home.
 
2021-06-08 2:41:59 PM  
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2021-06-08 3:16:41 PM  
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2021-06-08 3:28:08 PM  
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2021-06-08 3:50:25 PM  
One of our VPs wore this on a Zoom call this morning:

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2021-06-08 4:03:33 PM  

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That is quite the divergence from your normal postings...
 
2021-06-08 5:20:45 PM  

little big man: One of our VPs wore this on a Zoom call this morning:

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If bad taste was a criminal offense...
 
2021-06-08 6:02:26 PM  
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2021-06-08 6:09:29 PM  
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2021-06-08 6:10:42 PM  
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2021-06-08 6:24:05 PM  
Badge post. My oldest daughter's graduating high school today. Super happy for her. Enjoy the games, all.
 
2021-06-08 6:26:49 PM  
Well, that was fast
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2021-06-08 6:27:42 PM  

robertus: Well, that was fast
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It really needs to be a ref whistle, not the island.
 
2021-06-08 6:27:50 PM  
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2021-06-08 6:29:22 PM  
Most likely a bagde post.  A friend wants to loot my Borderlands 3 legendaries for their playthrough, and I finally have another evening to explore a pandemic ravaged DC, but games will be on screens
 
2021-06-08 6:30:48 PM  
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2021-06-08 6:31:24 PM  
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About last night...
 
2021-06-08 6:35:00 PM  

Count_Crackula: Badge post. My oldest daughter's graduating high school today. Super happy for her. Enjoy the games, all.


Congratulations to your daughter!
 
2021-06-08 6:35:36 PM  
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2021-06-08 6:36:10 PM  
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2021-06-08 6:36:58 PM  
Just checking in for game start, Still have about an hour and a half of work before I can properly join in. I hope all are doing well today.
 
2021-06-08 6:37:13 PM  

Count_Crackula: Badge post. My oldest daughter's graduating high school today. Super happy for her. Enjoy the games, all.


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Congrats to her!
 
2021-06-08 6:37:32 PM  

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About last night...


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2021-06-08 6:40:51 PM  
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2021-06-08 6:41:09 PM  
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2021-06-08 6:41:39 PM  
I'm not confident about tonight, but at least they can try and go down fighting
 
2021-06-08 6:42:50 PM  
Hockey time!
Also sushi night. 🍣

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2021-06-08 6:43:04 PM  

Polish Hussar: Recoil Therapy: and in other news, there was no cosmic debris falling from space in Northern KY this morning...

Well, better luck next time getting a free space souvenir.


That would be nice.  Not sure what I would do with it. Probably depends on the size, a couple of pounds worth could fund my retirement/take all you reprobates to a hockey game next season.
 
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