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4 days ago  
Original Tweet:

 
4 days ago  
Take offense.
 
4 days ago  
Omg.  They got the tree in there..

That as beautiful.
 
4 days ago  
Are we not doing phrasing? Yeah, beat him like a dead, rotted tree:

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4 days ago  
Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?


... quietly steps forward...
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?


Recorded?
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?


Punching?  No.
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?


DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME
 
4 days ago  
How are you supposed to collect the mats for your first pickaxe without punching trees?  It's like you guys want to die from the first creeper you see.
 
4 days ago  
Nice, it almost had a Lincoln Project ring to it.
 
4 days ago  

EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME


You shouldn't arbor a grudge.
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME

You shouldn't arbor a grudge.


Easy for yew to say.
 
4 days ago  

EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME

You shouldn't arbor a grudge.

Easy for yew to say.


Conifer here and say that to my face.
 
4 days ago  

Xcott: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME

You shouldn't arbor a grudge.

Easy for yew to say.

Conifer here and say that to my face.


Your bark is worse than your bite.
 
4 days ago  
That ... is beautiful.

It would be more effective if this was sent out this time next year, but I was laughing...then got sad because it applies to about 200 more politicians.
 
4 days ago  
Wheelchair Home Lander.
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?


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4 days ago  

EdwardTellerhands: Xcott: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME

You shouldn't arbor a grudge.

Easy for yew to say.

Conifer here and say that to my face.

Your bark is worse than your bite.


Oaky boomer.
 
4 days ago  

grokca: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

Punching?  No.


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4 days ago  
What's important is that he's owning the libs.
 
4 days ago  
farking finally, taking to the offensive
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?


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4 days ago  

iron de havilland: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

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That is the absolute last thing we need right now, an Ent moot.
 
4 days ago  
I want to see someone tip him over and watch him upright himself, without any help.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

iron de havilland: EdwardTellerhands: Xcott: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME

You shouldn't arbor a grudge.

Easy for yew to say.

Conifer here and say that to my face.

Your bark is worse than your bite.

Oaky boomer.


Leaf him alone, he's already dead! *sobs*
 
4 days ago  
He's just mad because a tree stole his girlfriend.

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4 days ago  
You know, in this day and age, in consideration of the current state of the GOP, I could almost believe someone like Madison might actually run an ad like that.

So looking at it that way, this ad might have hurt them more than it helped.

/"Hell yea I want to be lied to, it's better than them damn commie libs telling me I'm dumb and stuff, count me in for the tree-beatin' wheelchair guy."
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?


When we were fourteen or so, and showing all the sparkling maturity of our age, my best friend and I used to knock down rotting trees in the woods.

This ended when he struck a dead birch with a solid left, knocking it over and exposing a tiny nest of little baby birds holed up in the trunk.

We...grew up a bit that day. I think he still feels a little bad about it, thirty years later.
 
4 days ago  
I feel slightly guilty whenever I touch wood.
 
4 days ago  

peasandcarrots: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

When we were fourteen or so, and showing all the sparkling maturity of our age, my best friend and I used to knock down rotting trees in the woods.

This ended when he struck a dead birch with a solid left, knocking it over and exposing a tiny nest of little baby birds holed up in the trunk.

We...grew up a bit that day. I think he still feels a little bad about it, thirty years later.


The alternative is discovering the nest of yellow jackets.
 
4 days ago  

iron de havilland: EdwardTellerhands: Xcott: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME

You shouldn't arbor a grudge.

Easy for yew to say.

Conifer here and say that to my face.

Your bark is worse than your bite.

Oaky boomer.


You should show some respect to your alders.
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?


Well recorded no, but I mean you have to punch the damn trees unless you want to build your shelter from Creepers out of dirt...
 
4 days ago  
The video rightly points out that Madison Cawthorn is a tree beater.
 
4 days ago  
oh that poor tiny tree!
 
4 days ago  

EdwardTellerhands: iron de havilland: EdwardTellerhands: Xcott: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME

You shouldn't arbor a grudge.

Easy for yew to say.

Conifer here and say that to my face.

Your bark is worse than your bite.

Oaky boomer.

You should show some respect to your alders.


Maple we didn't get the whole picture? Then again, if he did stick (eh?) to the facts and he wouldn't have to go out on such a limb...

3 in one...
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

peasandcarrots: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

When we were fourteen or so, and showing all the sparkling maturity of our age, my best friend and I used to knock down rotting trees in the woods.

This ended when he struck a dead birch with a solid left, knocking it over and exposing a tiny nest of little baby birds holed up in the trunk.

We...grew up a bit that day. I think he still feels a little bad about it, thirty years later.


my friends and i just searched for woods porn.
 
4 days ago  
In that insurrection video, do you see all of them steps to the halls of the Capital? We need to grade his vote attendance on a curve. Also, if you were a sexual harassing a-hole that can be easily defeated by stairs, that level of sexual frustration he feels probably makes more sense with that whole tree thing; the trees can't run.
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?


That was punching?
 
4 days ago  

EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME


He is just mad the tree could stand for what it believed in.

*shows myself the door*
 
4 days ago  

Iczer: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

Well recorded no, but I mean you have to punch the damn trees unless you want to build your shelter from Creepers out of dirt...


Punching trees gives me wood.
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME

You shouldn't arbor a grudge.


Son of a birch.
 
4 days ago  

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4 days ago  

blastoh: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

... quietly steps forward...


You! I know YOU! My poor sapling.
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?


Do you mean specifically punching a tree, or more generally just beating wood?
 
4 days ago  

ElecricalPast: EdwardTellerhands: iron de havilland: EdwardTellerhands: Xcott: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME

You shouldn't arbor a grudge.

Easy for yew to say.

Conifer here and say that to my face.

Your bark is worse than your bite.

Oaky boomer.

You should show some respect to your alders.

Maple we didn't get the whole picture? Then again, if he did stick (eh?) to the facts and he wouldn't have to go out on such a limb...

3 in one...


Let's just firget it and move on.
 
4 days ago  

iron_city_ap: I want to see someone tip him over and watch him upright himself, without any help.


And now I'm imagining him in a wheelchair with a self-righting mechanism, a la Battlebots.

Or his chair mounted on top of a Battlebots chassis.  Depending on the bot, it could be hilarious, or horrifying  - like the new walking chassis for Chomp.
 
4 days ago  

Ishkur: ElecricalPast: EdwardTellerhands: iron de havilland: EdwardTellerhands: Xcott: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: EdwardTellerhands: foo monkey: Oh please, who amongst us hasn't recorded himself repeatedly punching a tree?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TREE CALLED ME

You shouldn't arbor a grudge.

Easy for yew to say.

Conifer here and say that to my face.

Your bark is worse than your bite.

Oaky boomer.

You should show some respect to your alders.

Maple we didn't get the whole picture? Then again, if he did stick (eh?) to the facts and he wouldn't have to go out on such a limb...

3 in one...

Let's just firget it and move on.


Yeah, you're all aspen for a beating at this point.
 
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