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(Nerdist)   Thankfully, we live in the alternate timeline where Loki Charms exists   (nerdist.com) divider line
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2021-06-07 8:38:50 PM  
is this what John Oliver was asking for?
 
2021-06-07 8:43:41 PM  
I should buy some just so I can list it on ebay once supplies run out and the fanboys are desperate to get more.
 
2021-06-07 8:47:33 PM  
Yeah, password is "Zoe's Dead".

/Slightly obscure?
 
2021-06-07 8:51:40 PM  
How fun.

Cereal was fun even when I was a kid back in the dark ages.

/  there was a record on the box
 
2021-06-07 9:03:40 PM  

TommyDeuce: Yeah, password is "Zoe's Dead".

/Slightly obscure?


Depends. Can you sing Emily Dickinson poems to the tune of "Yellow Rose of Texas"?
 
2021-06-07 9:25:48 PM  
Hopefully this will not result in any unfortunate incidents here.
 
2021-06-07 9:56:04 PM  
Hoping there are at least 8 horseshoes in there.
 
2021-06-07 10:44:52 PM  
Magically malicious!
 
2021-06-07 10:54:34 PM  
Unfortunately, this time line is one where Count Chocula and his pals are real monsters. And Captain Crunch was promoted to Admiral Crunch by the Imaginery President, DJT.

It is indeed a dark time line.
 
2021-06-07 11:46:38 PM  
On the inside, the cereal features the same frosted oats and marshmallows that breakfast fans know and love.

Or they're pralines-and-dick-flavored corn flakes.  Who can say?
 
2021-06-08 12:23:16 AM  

koder: On the inside, the cereal features the same frosted oats and marshmallows that breakfast fans know and love.

Or they're pralines-and-dick-flavored corn flakes.  Who can say?


Instead of normal cereal, the box contained an insert of a pickle.
 
2021-06-08 12:32:16 AM  
I miss when bad guys were bad guys and stayed bad guys. Thanks, comics!
 
2021-06-08 12:44:51 AM  
Lucky Charms is still my favorite cereal at 40. I'll be stocking up an embarrassing amount of this.
 
2021-06-08 1:04:40 AM  
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2021-06-08 1:48:59 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: TommyDeuce: Yeah, password is "Zoe's Dead".

/Slightly obscure?

Depends. Can you sing Emily Dickinson poems to the tune of "Yellow Rose of Texas"?


Because it tells me to.
 
2021-06-08 2:00:32 AM  

null: Hopefully this will not result in any unfortunate incidents here.


Nah they're only selling them through their website, so no public nerd tantrums and/or stampedes in grocery stores.
 
2021-06-08 2:10:16 AM  

Neondistraction: null: Hopefully this will not result in any unfortunate incidents here.

Nah they're only selling them through their website, so no public nerd tantrums and/or stampedes in grocery stores.


Five bucks says a scripted bot will vacuum them all up in 10 seconds flat.
 
2021-06-08 2:34:15 AM  

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i.imgur.com
 
2021-06-08 2:44:09 AM  
Too sweet for me. I'll stick with Shang-Chi-rios.
 
2021-06-08 3:19:41 AM  

TommyDeuce: Yeah, password is "Zoe's Dead".

/Slightly obscure?


Babylon 5?
 
2021-06-08 3:42:53 AM  

ReaverZ: TommyDeuce: Yeah, password is "Zoe's Dead".

/Slightly obscure?

Babylon 5?


5th season, yeah.  'Day of the Dead'.  Took me a few minutes to place it.
 
2021-06-08 4:22:13 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Neondistraction: null: Hopefully this will not result in any unfortunate incidents here.

Nah they're only selling them through their website, so no public nerd tantrums and/or stampedes in grocery stores.

Five bucks says a scripted bot will vacuum them all up in 10 seconds flat.


If your bot needs 10 seconds to run you'll be about 9.8 seconds late
 
2021-06-08 4:25:42 AM  

ReaverZ: TommyDeuce: Yeah, password is "Zoe's Dead".

/Slightly obscure?

Babylon 5?


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2021-06-08 4:30:52 AM  
Is that what we got in trade? Not worth it man.
 
2021-06-08 5:10:18 AM  
Same marshmallows? Rip off!

It should have blue tesseracts, purple aether clouds, yellow scepters, red hexes, and green hulk hands.
 
2021-06-08 7:02:33 AM  

null: Hopefully this will not result in any unfortunate incidents here.


Not one goddamn funny vote.

Not one.

We are in quite the pickle if nobody got the reference to The Incident.
 
2021-06-08 7:07:28 AM  

null: null: Hopefully this will not result in any unfortunate incidents here.

Not one goddamn funny vote.

Not one.

We are in quite the pickle if nobody got the reference to The Incident.


Yeah, I don't remember that one.. though I might have heard the occasional reference to an inappropriate pickle..
 
2021-06-08 7:57:56 AM  

Alphax: ReaverZ: TommyDeuce: Yeah, password is "Zoe's Dead".

/Slightly obscure?

Babylon 5?

5th season, yeah.  'Day of the Dead'.  Took me a few minutes to place it.


Fun(?) Fact: Marie Marshall was an ex-girlfriend of Jerry's. I'm not sure if this was known around GROPOS, but it was brought to light by DoTD, and some uncomfortable hilarity ensued.
 
2021-06-08 8:29:34 AM  

Alphax: ReaverZ: TommyDeuce: Yeah, password is "Zoe's Dead".

/Slightly obscure?

Babylon 5?

5th season, yeah.  'Day of the Dead'.  Took me a few minutes to place it.


Few minutes - damn, that's about as close to actually obscure a reference as I've ever made on Fark.

Scene made more awkward by the fact that "Zoe" is in the room with her when she uses the password.
 
2021-06-08 8:32:01 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I should buy some just so I can list it on ebay once supplies run out and the fanboys are desperate to get more.


Your box will have competition from 3,499 other boxes also on ebay.

I'd love to fleece the rubes but this will most likely be sold out in about 30 seconds.

My guess for the "secret password" is variant.
 
2021-06-08 8:33:25 AM  

TommyDeuce: Hoping there are at least 8 horseshoes in there.


No blue tesseracts though :(
 
2021-06-08 8:50:14 AM  

Alphax: null: null: Hopefully this will not result in any unfortunate incidents here.

Not one goddamn funny vote.

Not one.

We are in quite the pickle if nobody got the reference to The Incident.

Yeah, I don't remember that one.. though I might have heard the occasional reference to an inappropriate pickle..


Yes, LuckyCharms and the Pickle Incident.

That was... scarring.
 
2021-06-08 10:04:18 AM  
What I remember of the 'marshmallow' cereals, was that the marshmallows seem be be a blend of cardboard and sugar. I didn't like them very much.
 
2021-06-08 10:56:34 AM  
Welcome to 2012, General Mills.

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2021-06-08 11:50:59 AM  

TommyDeuce: Yeah, password is "Zoe's Dead".

/Slightly obscure?


I prefer this
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
Youtube y7Yp2L6c2KM
 
2021-06-08 6:33:13 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Welcome to 2012, General Mills.

[images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2​.wixmp.com image 746x964]


"Acid free Republic", I have a problem with this, all this Qanon shiat I'd like to buy the world a trip I think we need it about now
 
2021-06-08 8:22:39 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Welcome to 2012, General Mills.

[images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2​.wixmp.com image 746x964]


...is it a working scepter? Because that could be useful....
 
2021-06-08 11:09:15 PM  

qorkfiend: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Neondistraction: null: Hopefully this will not result in any unfortunate incidents here.

Nah they're only selling them through their website, so no public nerd tantrums and/or stampedes in grocery stores.

Five bucks says a scripted bot will vacuum them all up in 10 seconds flat.

If your bot needs 10 seconds to run you'll be about 9.8 seconds late


It'll take 10 seconds because it's got to fight its way through a few thousand other bots trying to do the same thing.
 
2021-06-09 10:50:25 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Welcome to 2012, General Mills.

[images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2​.wixmp.com image 746x964]


I always love it when people steal someone else's intellectual property in order to make money. That's charming as fark.

/I'm kidding.
//If Marvel/Disney didn't license it, this is IP theft and I kinda hate it.
///Make your own shiat. Stop stealing other people's shiat and selling it, folks.
 
2021-06-09 11:07:21 AM  

Great_Milenko: fragMasterFlash: I should buy some just so I can list it on ebay once supplies run out and the fanboys are desperate to get more.

Your box will have competition from 3,499 other boxes also on ebay.

I'd love to fleece the rubes but this will most likely be sold out in about 30 seconds.

My guess for the "secret password" is variant.


"Mewling Quim"
 
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