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(TMZ)   This is the kind of thing that makes people want to swing their colostomy bags around in Kid Rock's bar   (tmz.com) divider line
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2677 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Jun 2021 at 11:47 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-07 6:56:17 PM  
TMZ writers are what happens when you merge Jezebel journalism with Lifehacker wit.
 
2021-06-07 7:03:26 PM  
Other than that, how was the Fark party?
 
2021-06-07 7:05:53 PM  
Who?
 
2021-06-07 7:43:41 PM  
FishLipz Bar & Grill in Smithville, TN.

Wow, he's truly hit the big leagues.
 
2021-06-07 7:58:55 PM  
Why is he famous?
 
2021-06-07 9:03:42 PM  
"telling them to post his junk." Wait! There's stuff he does that isn't junk?!? Hunh.
 
2021-06-07 9:05:50 PM  
hey guys i don't like kid rock sorry
 
2021-06-07 10:34:20 PM  
We all observe Pride Month in our own fashion.
 
2021-06-07 10:47:13 PM  
I was at a yard sale last week and this douche had a kid rock autographed guitar.
Red white and blue violation of the flag code, and a fake fender, at that.
He wanted 1400 for it.

I explained I play and collect and record.

He said are you interested in that guitar?

I said "make it and even two thousand."
His jaw stopped but before he could say anything I said "cash, mister. You gimme 2 thousand cash right now and ill take that piece of shiat off your hands and you'll never see that cursed thing again"

Dude got totally bent out of shape like I had farked his dog or something so I left.

He won't get that money, and when he does unload it for 50 bucks, my words will ring in his ears.

And however he got it, he's an asshole for thinking it's worth more than 50 bucks.
Plus, you gotta repaint it and it's a fake fender at that. Frets all jagged and shiat.
 
2021-06-07 11:52:20 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Why is he famous?


I think for the mullet people he is their god. For the rest of us, he had one song that I remember was used at the end of The Shield's first episode and was used well to set the tone of the series. Other than that, can anyone name one song of his?
 
2021-06-07 11:56:45 PM  
Oh, wow, that guy that's never been subtle about who he was told us out loud who he was. Crazy.
 
2021-06-08 12:06:22 AM  

169th Cousin: Who?


Oh there exists a man-child who grew up on a high end ranch, left wanting for nothing.  He then took his money and privilege to create what he believed was a hardworking hillbilly persona so his manufactured music seemed more authentic.  Then he opened a steakhouse. The end.
 
2021-06-08 12:12:56 AM  

169th Cousin: Who?


"Dr." Phil in a wig.

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2021-06-08 12:18:11 AM  

Candygram for Mongo: 169th Cousin: Who?

"Dr." Phil in a wig.

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gerald mcraney playing a golden girl.
 
2021-06-08 12:24:52 AM  
I love the, I can only assume, owner doing the 'cut filming' gesture, as if that is ever going to happen. Way to go FishLipz. Totally not going there after church. Or church in general.
 
2021-06-08 12:30:22 AM  
Wow. This is really going to make gay people rethink their level of love for Kid Rock.
 
2021-06-08 12:33:12 AM  
Yeah, well, he sucks. He always sucked. He will always suck. He's dumb as, and looks like, a month old bag of dog shiat. Gimmicky piece of garbage.


/ fyi, I really dislike him, always have
 
2021-06-08 12:35:10 AM  

ssa5: Benevolent Misanthrope: Why is he famous?

I think for the mullet people he is their god. For the rest of us, he had one song that I remember was used at the end of The Shield's first episode and was used well to set the tone of the series. Other than that, can anyone name one song of his?


Baw with the baw bro
 
2021-06-08 12:37:14 AM  
In case anyone is wondering where such a classy place is located.

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2021-06-08 12:38:00 AM  

169th Cousin: Who?


A has been that never was ..
 
2021-06-08 1:05:27 AM  
Just imagined Kid Rock swinging his colostomy bag round and round over his head at the old folks home, screaming "my name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii​iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii​iiid" while orderlies desperately try to calm him down.
 
2021-06-08 1:29:09 AM  
Pates Ford Resort and Marina?
[looks at map]
Have I forgotten what a marina is?
Where is the water on that map!
 
2021-06-08 2:19:08 AM  

johnny queso: Candygram for Mongo: 169th Cousin: Who?

"Dr." Phil in a n-wordald mcraney playing a golden girl.



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2021-06-08 3:40:38 AM  
Kid Rock makes Justin Bieber look like Jim Morrison.
 
2021-06-08 3:52:26 AM  
I don't think cancel culture is really going to work on this white trash hillbilly. But I'm rooting for them
 
2021-06-08 6:13:46 AM  
Cigarettes?
 
2021-06-08 6:29:40 AM  

mikalmd: 169th Cousin: Who?

A has been that never was ..


"Has been?" Absolutely.
Never was? Not quite. Dude sold millions of records and headlined world tours.

His music sucks, but trying to claim he never had a heyday is pants on head stupid.
 
2021-06-08 6:36:21 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Why is he famous?


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2021-06-08 6:37:42 AM  
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2021-06-08 6:48:18 AM  
The Waffle House must have been booked up
 
2021-06-08 6:58:48 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Why is he famous?


He got lucky and found a good producer and publicist.
 
2021-06-08 7:00:23 AM  
Back in the day, if Kid Rock didn't use a homophobic slur we demanded our money back.
I wonder what the cover charge was a Fish lipz? Under $20, I would hope.
 
2021-06-08 7:14:00 AM  
I, for one, would like to thank TMZ for exposing Kid Rock's douchebaggery and lack of character, which otherwise might have forever remained a mystery.

I would also like to thank Kid Rock for his strong stance against not only the smartphone-related recording of concerts but also against the sort of people who would record and post a Kid Rock show to social media. You never know which dirtbag high school acquaintance could post something to their timeline accidentally exposing you to Bawatadiddy or Singing Sweet Home Alabama or whatever. Yuck.

/Just take Paul Anna's foolproof plan:  just look away.
 
2021-06-08 7:16:07 AM  
He's like a low rent Danzig.
 
2021-06-08 8:00:10 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Why is he famous?


2 okay songs , a made up backstory, a idiotic fanbase that eats it up, being a conservative "rapper " ,a hard turn to new southern rock and being the anti emenin.
 
2021-06-08 8:42:30 AM  

Richard Freckle: 169th Cousin: Who?

Oh there exists a man-child who grew up on a high end ranch, left wanting for nothing.  He then took his money and privilege to create what he believed was a hardworking hillbilly persona so his manufactured music seemed more authentic.  Then he opened a steakhouse. The end.


Don't forget he started as a "rapper" and early on he was friends with Fark's favorites
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2021-06-08 9:04:47 AM  
vudukungfu:

Frets all jagged and shiat.

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Was it like this?

/microtonal etc.
//enough trouble with regular frets
 
2021-06-08 11:27:25 AM  
Fishlipz Bar and Grill? At some marina in Smithville, TN (population 4,793) an hour+ outside of Nashville? How the mighty have fallen.... I don't know what the marina circuit looks like for the overpriced has-been nostalgia acts, but I have to think it's a downgrade from the state/county fair circuit.

Maybe he should go back to his roots and grow out the high-top?

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2021-06-08 11:48:14 AM  
Here is my complete lack of surprise that he used that word.
 
6 days ago  

Michael J Faux: Wow. This is really going to make gay people rethink their level of love for Kid Rock.


I REALLY don't think he cares.
 
6 days ago  
The real story is that people are flocking to go see Kid Rock in 2021.
 
6 days ago  

Biledriver: The real story is that people are flocking to go see Kid Rock in 2021.


"Flocking"? The crowd seems pretty, umm sparse. And the dollar bills on the stage leads me to believe he was working for tips.
 
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