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2021-06-07 10:32:09 PM  
With helpful 'guide to Canada' attached

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CANADA! Ottowa ->

Ah, right next to London. I knew the British were involved
 
2021-06-07 10:33:52 PM  

TorpedoOrca: With helpful 'guide to Canada' attached

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CANADA! Ottowa ->

Ah, right next to London. I knew the British were involved


They look a bit too close to South Canada.
 
2021-06-07 10:35:16 PM  
Since the guy's last name is "Veltman" I'm gonna go ahead and assume he's a member of one of the "Reformed" churches in the area -- made up of the descendants of people too stupid or too scared to make it in Holland after WWII, who collectively have the IQ of a wheel of Gouda, who consistently and reliably vote for the very worst Conservative politicians, who are militantly "pro-life," and who are as racist as the most toothless of Southerners.

You know, morons.
 
2021-06-07 10:37:55 PM  
Horrific, that poor family, that poor kid. Jesus.
 
2021-06-07 10:39:23 PM  
Politicians love fear and hate, because hey, they are basic instincts that illicit action; in this case voting.
The end result of that path is always death of minorities. Always.
If not all out war, civil or otherwise.
 
2021-06-07 10:39:58 PM  
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2021-06-07 10:40:03 PM  
That kid is going to grow up to be Batman.
 
2021-06-07 10:43:28 PM  

Weatherkiss: That kid is going to grow up to be Batman.


Or Jason Bateman.

/He's done well for himself.
 
2021-06-07 10:44:06 PM  
And this picture, of taking a child so young to such a place tells me either they knew the victims or "This is why we protest, why we say and do the things we do, never forget."
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2021-06-07 10:45:32 PM  

TheSlothAlive: Horrific, that poor family, that poor kid. Jesus.


No kidding. Some kind caring family please adopt this child promptly. I can oddly relate to the trauma
 
2021-06-07 10:48:25 PM  

towatchoverme: one of the "Reformed" churches


Spent just a week or so in their heartland (Orange City/Sioux Center, Iowa).  You're... not wrong.
 
2021-06-07 10:49:23 PM  

TheSlothAlive: Horrific, that poor family, that poor kid. Jesus.


Don't you mean "Horrific, that poor family, that poor kid. Muhammad."?
 
2021-06-07 10:51:04 PM  

Buck Fiden: TheSlothAlive: Horrific, that poor family, that poor kid. Jesus.

Don't you mean "Horrific, that poor family, that poor kid. Muhammad."?


Peace and blessings be upon him
 
2021-06-07 10:52:02 PM  

berylman: TheSlothAlive: Horrific, that poor family, that poor kid. Jesus.

No kidding. Some kind caring family please adopt this child promptly. I can oddly relate to the trauma


uh, he still has a family, just not the nuclear kind. They're mentioned in the article.
 
2021-06-07 10:52:15 PM  
Two old women, 70-somethings. A young girl, 15. And a middle-aged man.

Too bad they don't have capital punishment up there. It wouldn't be justice, but it would be the closest you could get.
 
2021-06-07 10:52:59 PM  
Oof, that is horrible.
 
2021-06-07 11:01:15 PM  
May Allah grant them Jannatul Firdaus and forgive their sins.
 
2021-06-07 11:02:00 PM  
Unpossible.

I have been told Canadia is the land of sane liberalism and we USAians are crazy for letting our country get the way it is.

/sorry.... sorry
//just shows that no place is safe
///thricely
 
2021-06-07 11:06:52 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: Unpossible.

I have been told Canadia is the land of sane liberalism and we USAians are crazy for letting our country get the way it is.

/sorry.... sorry
//just shows that no place is safe
///thricely


my country hadn't had a terrorist attack in 30 years since the french government sent spies to murder hippies, until an australian came over to kill a bunch of muslims.

conservatism: not even once.
 
2021-06-07 11:11:40 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Buck Fiden: TheSlothAlive: Horrific, that poor family, that poor kid. Jesus.

Don't you mean "Horrific, that poor family, that poor kid. Muhammad."?

Peace and blessings be upon him


Peace and blessings be upon him everyone.

/FTFY
 
2021-06-07 11:15:35 PM  

TheSubjunctive: towatchoverme: one of the "Reformed" churches

Spent just a week or so in their heartland (Orange City/Sioux Center, Iowa).  You're... not wrong.


You misspelled "Grand Rapids, Michigan"
 
2021-06-07 11:24:28 PM  
Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole
 
2021-06-07 11:27:40 PM  
Someone's gonna be sorry.
 
2021-06-07 11:29:19 PM  
The thing to note about this awful story is how big a deal something like this is in Canada. Here, this is just sadly another day that ends in "y". And the media glosses over it as if its just another day. It gets a blurb then, "In other news...".
 
2021-06-07 11:29:37 PM  

JungleBoogie: Two old women, 70-somethings. A young girl, 15. And a middle-aged man.

Too bad they don't have capital punishment up there. It wouldn't be justice, but it would be the closest you could get.


Death is an easy out, it's not a punishment.
 
2021-06-07 11:32:44 PM  

JungleBoogie: Two old women, 70-somethings. A young girl, 15. And a middle-aged man.

Too bad they don't have capital punishment up there. It wouldn't be justice, but it would be the closest you could get.


It won't restore life to the victims, and based on comparisons of nations that have capital punishment v. those that don't, it doesn't help lower the intentional homicide rate.

So it would be a brief moment of vengeance that does not help reduce crime.

And the funniest thing is that the most vicious death penalty proponents often also claim to be small government conservatives.

/They just want to have the power of life or death over every citizen, that's not government overreach, is it?
 
2021-06-07 11:34:52 PM  
Murder 1. That kid is going away for a long time. "Just because they are Muslims".  Add a pile of terror and hate crimes on top of it.
 
2021-06-07 11:35:23 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole


Sure, four people are dead and one, if he survives, is an orphan and likely will be farked up for life by the trauma, but the IMPORTANT thing is that people are saying mean things about the right-wing ideology that tends to inspire such attacks by fanning the flames of bigotry (and Islamophobia in particular) tor political gain.
 
2021-06-07 11:43:15 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole


The door is right there, bye.
 
2021-06-07 11:44:28 PM  

Buck Fiden: TheSlothAlive: Horrific, that poor family, that poor kid. Jesus.

Don't you mean "Horrific, that poor family, that poor kid. Muhammad."?


Jesus is revered as a prophet in Islam.
 
2021-06-07 11:45:30 PM  
These superhero origin stories just keep getting darker.
 
2021-06-07 11:45:51 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole


And yet, here you are....
 
2021-06-07 11:49:02 PM  
I heard about it from Mrs Shoe, who's drive home from work was affected by the traffic being rerouted for the investigation.
 
2021-06-07 11:49:47 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: Marshmallow Jones: Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole

And yet, here you are....


Self fulfilling accusation.
 
2021-06-07 11:50:19 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: Marshmallow Jones: Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole

The door is right there, bye.


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2021-06-07 11:58:45 PM  
A billionaire should adopt the child and make sure they become a real life version of BatMan to enact revenge

maybe Moose girl
 
2021-06-08 12:03:10 AM  

johnny_vegas: OK So Amuse Me: Marshmallow Jones: Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole

The door is right there, bye.

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I've been watching British panel shows and there is a comedian who goes by Johnny Vegas, you both have the same flavor of humor. I'm not 100% sure you aren't him.
 
2021-06-08 12:05:30 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: johnny_vegas: OK So Amuse Me: Marshmallow Jones: Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole

The door is right there, bye.

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I've been watching British panel shows and there is a comedian who goes by Johnny Vegas, you both have the same flavor of humor. I'm not 100% sure you aren't him.


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2021-06-08 12:15:07 AM  

johnny_vegas: OK So Amuse Me: johnny_vegas: OK So Amuse Me: Marshmallow Jones: Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole

The door is right there, bye.

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I've been watching British panel shows and there is a comedian who goes by Johnny Vegas, you both have the same flavor of humor. I'm not 100% sure you aren't him.

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2021-06-08 12:20:13 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole


You neglected to mention that this is a horrible, clearly politically motivated murder. As such it would be wrong to dismiss the political element of it. As you seem to think we should, for some reason.
 
2021-06-08 12:21:02 AM  

Weatherkiss: That kid is going to grow up to be Batman.


Or Keyser Söze.
 
2021-06-08 12:34:49 AM  
"This is a terrorist attack on Canadian soil, and should be treated as such," his statement continued.

A country where white terrorists are actually called terrorists by their government and treated as such?  What a concept!  I think America should give that a try for a while, just to see what happens.
 
2021-06-08 12:41:38 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Marshmallow Jones: Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole

You neglected to mention that this is a horrible, clearly politically motivated murder. As such it would be wrong to dismiss the political element of it. As you seem to think we should, for some reason.


same reason ben shapiro didn't like the politics of canada's last muslim killing terrorist mentioned. they're his politics.
 
2021-06-08 1:43:00 AM  
I'm a libby liberal agnostic that's 99.99% against the death penalty and ACAB.

But sometimes, you've gotta put a sick animal down.

In this case, on TV, and violently. After the trial. If The Powers exist, I hope the dude rots in whatever specific version of Hell/Tartarus/Sheol/Hades he falls under.

If they update with a GoFundMe link for the little dude, someone reply to me so I can shoot them a couple hundred. I'm about to crash.
 
2021-06-08 1:43:03 AM  

NephilimNexus: "This is a terrorist attack on Canadian soil, and should be treated as such," his statement continued.

A country where white terrorists are actually called terrorists by their government and treated as such?  What a concept!  I think America should give that a try for a while, just to see what happens.


You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

In Oklahoma, Iowa, Florida and other states, state-level Republicans are making it easier to run over protesters
 
2021-06-08 3:39:09 AM  

johnny_vegas: OK So Amuse Me: Marshmallow Jones: Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole

The door is right there, bye.

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Someone flunked basic calc.
 
2021-06-08 5:56:51 AM  

towatchoverme: Since the guy's last name is "Veltman" I'm gonna go ahead and assume he's a member of one of the "Reformed" churches in the area -- made up of the descendants of people too stupid or too scared to make it in Holland after WWII, who collectively have the IQ of a wheel of Gouda, who consistently and reliably vote for the very worst Conservative politicians, who are militantly "pro-life," and who are as racist as the most toothless of Southerners.

You know, morons.


Now I want gouda.
 
2021-06-08 6:50:45 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: Thank the FSM that we have a horrible murder story so Farkers can make sure they get their political digs in, then deepen their smug feelings.

/Fark is a shiathole


Y'all ever notice right wingers only hate politics when other people's politics are being discussed?

Their love of discussing their own politics has no limit. Countless websites, podcasts, AM radio stations, and TV networks exist to parrot the one or two talking points they have.

Right wing politics are notoriously shallow and vapid, hence the need for constant media reinforcement. But no argument can be made that they don't like discussing politics. Just not ones they disagree with.
 
2021-06-08 7:12:16 AM  
Hey Canada, how's that gun control workin fer ya?
 
2021-06-08 7:24:24 AM  

makerofmaps: Hey Canada, how's that gun control workin fer ya?


Great, this craven POS had to resort to using his truck.
 
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