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(CBS Boston)   Man learns that whacking his balls indiscriminately may lead to consequences   (boston.cbslocal.com) divider line
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3283 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jun 2021 at 7:55 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-07 7:57:10 PM  
This is why I meticulously whack my balls.
 
2021-06-07 7:57:54 PM  
Guy looks like someone ironed his face
 
2021-06-07 8:02:15 PM  
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2021-06-07 8:05:58 PM  
Gomez adams?
 
2021-06-07 8:17:18 PM  
Unthinking fool - where one succeeds, others follow and emulate. Yellowstone can't deal with dozens or hundreds of folks who want to duplicate that stunt for their social media fans, real or perceived, so he's placed himself in the unenviable position of having to be the example by which to discourage others.
 
2021-06-07 8:17:29 PM  
That's why you get your partner to do it for you.
 
2021-06-07 8:23:02 PM  
What of the penalty was to give up social media posts for X months?
 
2021-06-07 8:34:17 PM  
Show business rule number one: Any publicity is good publicity
 
2021-06-07 8:51:20 PM  
Don't care, had sex got free publicity.
 
2021-06-07 8:52:50 PM  
That's comedy?

I guess it's better than sucking a cow's teat a la Tom Green
 
2021-06-07 8:54:34 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Guy looks like someone ironed his face


Or is suffering from some allergic reaction...
 
2021-06-07 8:59:08 PM  
FTA: "At the same time, he's already planning another trip. He wants to go to Europe next year to hit a golf ball in every country in 30 days. He said this time, he'll make sure to pick up every ball he hits. "

Nope, he has not learned a thing. Picking up the ball is nice but the real lesson is "Ask permission first."
 
2021-06-07 9:01:56 PM  
My cousin got into serious trouble for throwing a pebble into one of the hot springs in Yellowstone.

Yeah, the rangers there don't fark around.
 
2021-06-07 9:16:06 PM  
Am I stupid, or are there parts of Wyoming that aren't Yellowstone, where you could hit a golf ball to satisfy the "every state" portion of your "challenge"?  Maybe even golf courses?
 
2021-06-07 9:24:11 PM  

talkertopc: FTA: "At the same time, he's already planning another trip. He wants to go to Europe next year to hit a golf ball in every country in 30 days. He said this time, he'll make sure to pick up every ball he hits. "

Nope, he has not learned a thing. Picking up the ball is nice but the real lesson is "Ask permission first."


Hell, you can do that in a hotel room.  You don't have to knock it but a few inches.
 
2021-06-07 9:32:20 PM  
Aren't comedians sick of these asshats saying and doing stupid things and then using the "I'm a comedian, it's what I do - I'm holding up a mirror to society" excuse?
 
2021-06-07 10:18:35 PM  
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2021-06-07 10:24:02 PM  
Couldn't you find a golf driving range and hit a bucket of them in each state?
 
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