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(Mirror.co.uk)   "I tried the McDonald's chili oil ice cream hack and now my lips won't stop burning"   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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753 clicks; posted to Food » on 07 Jun 2021 at 3:50 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-07 3:12:12 PM  
Because small scale testing is apparently for wussies?
 
2021-06-07 3:37:51 PM  
Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.
 
2021-06-07 3:41:09 PM  
Because the burning comes later... When the you-know-what hits the other you-know-what.
 
2021-06-07 3:57:33 PM  
Some people will put ANYTHING in their mouth!
 
2021-06-07 4:03:15 PM  

Ambivalence: Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.


Especially mayo. Never use mayo down there.
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2021-06-07 4:04:32 PM  

eyeq360: Ambivalence: Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.

Especially mayo. Never use mayo down there.
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Centipedes Maggots? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think
 
2021-06-07 4:11:34 PM  
I'm confused as to why a person would have a jar of chili oil in their home that they consider far too spicy to eat.
 
2021-06-07 4:17:50 PM  
This isn't new. People were putting chili oil on soft serve back in 2018. It's just an extension of people topping soft serve with extra virgin olive oil and sea salt.
 
2021-06-07 4:24:48 PM  
Well durr, you're supposed to put Icyhot on your ice cream.

/Do not put Icyhot on your ice cream.
//Or do.
///I'm a fark post, not a cop.
 
2021-06-07 4:24:50 PM  

Ambivalence: Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.


Capsaicin is an oil.

Oil is a lubricant

Therefore chili oil is lube.

Checkmate.
 
2021-06-07 4:33:21 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Ambivalence: Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.

Capsaicin is an oil.

Oil is a lubricant

Therefore chili oil is lube.

Checkmate.


I'm guessing they didn't mean "use chili oil as lube" when they said "heat up your love life." But if you're going that route, you might as well use Carolina Reapers.
 
2021-06-07 4:40:45 PM  
Ice cream crimes trifecta in play
 
2021-06-07 4:57:13 PM  
Came for the chili ice cream,leaving with the Spam & Oreo burger .
 
2021-06-07 5:20:10 PM  
Almost like these "hacks" are stupid, by design.

Can't wait for the "drink your own urine hack" to hit the Tiktoks.
 
2021-06-07 5:24:10 PM  
Eat hot chili oil
Mouth burns like you've just eaten hot chili oil
write blog article
profit
 
Ant
2021-06-07 5:51:49 PM  
Now I want to try some soft serve with some Lao Gan Ma Chili Crisp
 
2021-06-07 5:52:24 PM  
I tried the McDonald's chili oil ice cream hack and now my bunghole is confused.
The lollypop guild voted a hard no, as expected.
The local hemorrhoid union is voting tomorrow in what is expected to be a bloody fight for control going forward.

The gerbils have yet to issue a statement  despite multiple attempts for comment siting more immediate internal issues.
 
2021-06-07 5:55:45 PM  
I've been having sweet hot chili sauce on vanilla ice cream ever since Alton Brown suggested it on the first run of Good Eats. I think it's pretty tasty, but it has to be the sweet hot stuff (usually from the Asian food aisle or store), not some variant of Uncle Bob's Bunghole-Burning sauce.
 
2021-06-07 7:04:48 PM  

Ambivalence: Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.


What if it's not your vag? And you are eating it?

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2021-06-07 7:11:09 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Ambivalence: Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.

Capsaicin is an oil.

Oil is a lubricant

Therefore chili oil is lube.

Checkmate.


Capsaicin is fat soluble. It is an additive that makes your food better.
 
2021-06-07 7:54:51 PM  

eyeq360: Ambivalence: Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.

Especially mayo. Never use mayo down there.
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If a young man and a young woman want to have PIV sex, why exactly do they need lube? Older couples, sure. Not PIV, sure. Help me out here.
 
2021-06-07 8:01:05 PM  

bababa: eyeq360: Ambivalence: Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.

Especially mayo. Never use mayo down there.
[external-preview.redd.it image 491x246]

If a young man and a young woman want to have PIV sex, why exactly do they need lube? Older couples, sure. Not PIV, sure. Help me out here.


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2021-06-07 8:03:19 PM  
Can we all agree that putting a topping on eye scream is not a "hack", regardless of the topping? It's been done for a long time...

I don't ever think I would try it, because, quite simply, it sounds disgusting and unpleasant to me.
I will say though that if you aren't using garlic chili oil, your are pathetic.
 
2021-06-07 10:22:56 PM  
A "hack" is just doing something stupid?
 
2021-06-07 11:22:10 PM  

bababa: eyeq360: Ambivalence: Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.

Especially mayo. Never use mayo down there.
[external-preview.redd.it image 491x246]

If a young man and a young woman want to have PIV sex, why exactly do they need lube? Older couples, sure. Not PIV, sure. Help me out here.


Shapiro?
 
TWX
2021-06-07 11:27:05 PM  

Kris_Romm: A "hack" is just doing something stupid?


A hack used to be an unconventional or possibly shoddily or quickly implemented solution.
 
2021-06-08 2:17:48 AM  

TWX: Kris_Romm: A "hack" is just doing something stupid?

A hack used to be an unconventional or possibly shoddily or quickly implemented solution.


What problem is this solving?


I don't even deny it's remotely possible it tastes good.  It SOUNDS stupid but I could be wrong. Years ago, probably before it got trendy, I had Olive Oil ice cream (it's IN the ice cream though, not just poured on top) and it was actually good. It's not impossible that chili oil ice cream is too. But I'm still confused why it's a hack.
 
2021-06-08 12:39:55 PM  

Kris_Romm: Years ago, probably before it got trendy, I had Olive Oil ice cream (it's IN the ice cream though, not just poured on top) and it was actually good. It's not impossible that chili oil ice cream is too. But I'm still confused why it's a hack.


hunh, I've made olive oil cake before, and it's farking awesome. I've made coconut milk + coconut cream ice creams before. I've made avocado shakes and ice cream before. all of it superb.

but never olive oil ice cream. this is something I have got to try.

I know on foodtab here, we're big on chiu chow / fermented black bean / cristpetty garlic / chili oil. which, what sane rational adult human being is not? on ice cream though? meh, I'd maybe try it once... on a 1920s college dare.

then again, yer talkin' to the dude whose brother and I would scarf Matouk's Calypso (scotch bonnet pepper sauce) plus Cabot monterey jack habanero, on water crackers. the more it burns, the more you want it! ...until tomorrow morning in the bathroom.

/nothing from lifehacker is ever a "hack"
//well ok TheMirror is only pretending to be lifehacker in disguise
 
2021-06-08 2:56:53 PM  

Destructor: Because the burning comes later... When the you-know-what hits the other you-know-what.


ohai! is rare to see you in foodtab, welcome welcome.

ok, since apparently we doin' this - so, you know how it's bad/unrecommended to touch your eyes after eating capsaicin/whatever. yeah, you really do not want to go down there, if'n you got that stuff on your tongue.

/but you're also not wrong, next day in the bathroom is always... fun
 
2021-06-08 5:32:34 PM  

ElPrimitivo: Ambivalence: Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.

What if it's not your vag? And you are eating it?

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Then I guess the boils down to the type of dressing.
OV/ ranch/ green goddess.
whatever. Just stay away from the croutons! You'll bust The tooth at the very least.
 
2021-06-08 5:39:07 PM  

blender61: ElPrimitivo: Ambivalence: Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.

What if it's not your vag? And you are eating it?

[alimentarium.org image 850x326]

Then I guess the boils down to the type of dressing.
OV/ ranch/ green goddess.
whatever. Just stay away from the croutons! You'll bust The tooth at the very least.


Vagina Dentata , I think they made a movie about it.
 
2021-06-08 5:46:06 PM  

McGrits: blender61: ElPrimitivo: Ambivalence: Just wait until you put it in your vagina*!

*Don't ever put food in your vag.

What if it's not your vag? And you are eating it?

[alimentarium.org image 850x326]

Then I guess the boils down to the type of dressing.
OV/ ranch/ green goddess.
whatever. Just stay away from the croutons! You'll bust The tooth at the very least.

Vagina Dentata , I think they made a movie about it.


/what a wonderful way!
//it means no worries
///for the rest of your days
 
6 days ago  

tintar: Destructor: Because the burning comes later... When the you-know-what hits the other you-know-what.

ohai! is rare to see you in foodtab, welcome welcome.

ok, since apparently we doin' this - so, you know how it's bad/unrecommended to touch your eyes after eating capsaicin/whatever. yeah, you really do not want to go down there, if'n you got that stuff on your tongue.

/but you're also not wrong, next day in the bathroom is always... fun


I loved chili oil as much as the next person. But in ice cream?

....that's crazy enough... it just might work...
 
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