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2021-06-07 3:17:07 PM  
i hope she's not allergic to latex.
 
2021-06-07 3:17:22 PM  
Will she be wearing this dress?

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2021-06-07 3:20:08 PM  
She's an MRA?
 
2021-06-07 3:21:45 PM  
The Matrix... 4?

They made sequels to that average kung-fu movie with sci-fi trappings? Who would have guessed.
 
2021-06-07 3:25:04 PM  
Girl Scout Cookies
Youtube 3qsYKKxdRaU

Her best line.  Ever.
 
2021-06-07 3:33:46 PM  
It's tragic that she had a breast reduction but I still love her. Don't see where they're going with another Matrix film though.
 
2021-06-07 3:36:32 PM  
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"This is the sixth time we've enlarged her forehead. We have been exceedingly efficient at it."
 
2021-06-07 3:44:47 PM  
I love her. So, they managed to find a way to get me to watch a movie I would otherwise have no interest in.
 
2021-06-07 3:49:47 PM  

Sporkabob: The Matrix... 4?

They made sequels to that average kung-fu movie with sci-fi trappings? Who would have guessed.


^^^^^TRAILBLAZER!!!!!
 
2021-06-07 3:53:32 PM  

Mugato: she had a breast reduction


Wait, WHAT?
 
2021-06-07 3:55:12 PM  

FlashHarry: Mugato: she had a breast reduction

Wait, WHAT?


long time ago, when she was in her 20's i think...
 
2021-06-07 3:57:44 PM  

FlashHarry: Mugato: she had a breast reduction Wait, WHAT?


I'm sorry to break it to you but she did.

Size doesn't matter to me as long as they're real but...it was kind of sad.
 
2021-06-07 4:19:10 PM  
I honestly have no idea where the story can go within the bounds of "commercial studio movie". I'd love some Animatrix-style exploration of concepts, consequences, and glitches in the Matrix, but it will probably just be a re-hash of the original.

Or they could pass the torch to the next heroes.

Neo was The One. Now it's time to meet The Two!
 
2021-06-07 4:45:00 PM  

severedtoe: FlashHarry: Mugato: she had a breast reduction

Wait, WHAT?

long time ago, when she was in her 20's i think...


Most women that do that are in the upper 30s or 40s or more
 
2021-06-07 4:49:59 PM  

Billy Liar: severedtoe: FlashHarry: Mugato: she had a breast reduction

Wait, WHAT?

long time ago, when she was in her 20's i think...

Most women that do that are in the upper 30s or 40s or more


Its actually pretty common to happen early like around age 18.
 
2021-06-07 4:53:44 PM  

severedtoe: Billy Liar: severedtoe: FlashHarry: Mugato: she had a breast reduction

Wait, WHAT?

long time ago, when she was in her 20's i think...

Most women that do that are in the upper 30s or 40s or more

Its actually pretty common to happen early like around age 18.


Oh, age. I thought you were talking size
 
2021-06-07 4:55:26 PM  

Mr Tarantula: I honestly have no idea where the story can go within the bounds of "commercial studio movie". I'd love some Animatrix-style exploration of concepts, consequences, and glitches in the Matrix, but it will probably just be a re-hash of the original.

Or they could pass the torch to the next heroes.

Neo was The One. Now it's time to meet The Two!


South Park did it.
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2021-06-07 4:57:19 PM  

Billy Liar: severedtoe: Billy Liar: severedtoe: FlashHarry: Mugato: she had a breast reduction

Wait, WHAT?

long time ago, when she was in her 20's i think...

Most women that do that are in the upper 30s or 40s or more

Its actually pretty common to happen early like around age 18.

Oh, age. I thought you were talking size


My wife is only 5'2 tall, and she had reduction because they were always way out of proportion, and it made an amazing difference. No more back and shoulder pain and clothing is so much easier to fit. Looking at Ricci it is likely she had the same issues.
 
2021-06-07 5:00:28 PM  
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2021-06-07 5:01:40 PM  

Mr Tarantula: I honestly have no idea where the story can go within the bounds of "commercial studio movie". I'd love some Animatrix-style exploration of concepts, consequences, and glitches in the Matrix, but it will probably just be a re-hash of the original.

Or they could pass the torch to the next heroes.

Neo was The One. Now it's time to meet The Two!


OH, so you too also know that WFTDA's RTP guidelines have been downloaded 1100 times. 

/it's the roller derby meme of the moment
 
2021-06-07 5:03:44 PM  

cocozilla: My wife is only 5'2 tall, and she had reduction because they were always way out of proportion, and it made an amazing difference. No more back and shoulder pain and clothing is so much easier to fit. Looking at Ricci it is likely she had the same issues.


Yeah, Ricci is about 5'1 and had D cups so it was probably and issue with her. Like she'd give me a second look anyway, she's still beautiful.
 
2021-06-07 5:04:37 PM  

isamudyson: Mr Tarantula: I honestly have no idea where the story can go within the bounds of "commercial studio movie". I'd love some Animatrix-style exploration of concepts, consequences, and glitches in the Matrix, but it will probably just be a re-hash of the original.

Or they could pass the torch to the next heroes.

Neo was The One. Now it's time to meet The Two!

OH, so you too also know that WFTDA's RTP guidelines have been downloaded 1100 times. 

/it's the roller derby meme of the moment


I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
2021-06-07 5:04:51 PM  
Mugato: Yeah, Ricci is about 5'1 and had D cups so it was probably and issue with her. Like she'd give me a second look anyway, she's still beautiful.

...maybe C cups, just guessing.
 
2021-06-07 5:11:45 PM  

Mugato: FlashHarry: Mugato: she had a breast reduction Wait, WHAT?

I'm sorry to break it to you but she did.

Size doesn't matter to me as long as they're real but...it was kind of sad.


Not to me.  She's still scorching hot, and now even happier.
 
2021-06-07 5:15:27 PM  
I would tell you that incels have ruined that term so much that I assumed she'd announced that women belong in the kitchen.
 
2021-06-07 5:22:48 PM  
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/I'll allow it
 
2021-06-07 5:32:31 PM  

JerseyTim: She's an MRA?


It's kinda sad that it was my first thought reading the headline.
 
2021-06-07 5:35:20 PM  
I wish she'd return to doing "The Lizzie Borden Chronicles."  She was fantastic in that.
 
2021-06-07 6:01:31 PM  

LeoffDaGrate: I wish she'd return to doing "The Lizzie Borden Chronicles."  She was fantastic in that.


Holy shiat, girl/girl action?

/oh "Lizzie" nevermind
 
2021-06-07 6:01:35 PM  

teto85: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/3qsYKKxd​RaU]
Her best line.  Ever.


The actress who played Amanda had a fairly steady career including a run on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She retired about a decade ago to be a mother.
There's a picture on her IMDB page of her autographing an issue of Playboy.

Settled down, Beavis - she's an adult.
 
2021-06-07 6:43:10 PM  

JerseyTim: She's an MRA?


'Murica Rifle Association?
 
2021-06-07 6:50:50 PM  

severedtoe: Billy Liar: severedtoe: FlashHarry: Mugato: she had a breast reduction

Wait, WHAT?

long time ago, when she was in her 20's i think...

Most women that do that are in the upper 30s or 40s or more

Its actually pretty common to happen early like around age 18.


An ex of mine did it at 24 after we parted ways. Think Angela White, to the point that the first time I saw Angela White I had to confirm it was not, in fact, my ex somehow harnessing her powers for profit and seemingly stable-er than when I saw her last. Alas, they are different people.

Anyway, yeah, they hurt and stuff and some people treat you like a fark toy no matter what you do. I get it. Doesn't impact her acting one bit and shes great at that.
 
2021-06-07 6:52:07 PM  
Another Matrix film? Seriously, why?
 
2021-06-07 6:56:58 PM  

teto85: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/3qsYKKxd​RaU?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1] Her best line.  Ever.


Actually my favorite is during a course in water rescue.

"I'll play the victim!"

"All your life".
 
2021-06-07 6:59:39 PM  

Mugato: FlashHarry: Mugato: she had a breast reduction Wait, WHAT?

I'm sorry to break it to you but she did.

Size doesn't matter to me as long as they're real but...it was kind of sad.


As one woman put it: stick a 20 lb bag of flour in a backpack and hang it on your chest. Walk with it, eat around it, sleep with it, bend over very slowly to tie your shoes, ...  She was still on the large size, but her back problems went away.
 
2021-06-07 7:20:53 PM  

Mr Tarantula: isamudyson: Mr Tarantula: I honestly have no idea where the story can go within the bounds of "commercial studio movie". I'd love some Animatrix-style exploration of concepts, consequences, and glitches in the Matrix, but it will probably just be a re-hash of the original.

Or they could pass the torch to the next heroes.

Neo was The One. Now it's time to meet The Two!

OH, so you too also know that WFTDA's RTP guidelines have been downloaded 1100 times. 

/it's the roller derby meme of the moment

I have no idea what you're talking about.


Yeah that needs (but doesn't really deserve) an explaination:
At the start of the pandemic, the main organization for roller derby came up with a pretty good "Return To Play" guide (RTP). However, it was the most restrictive thing you can imagine. However, places like Deadspin and others were like "Hey NBA/NFL/NCAA...if derby can do this, where's yours?" But now a year+ into things, all the other sports are basically "back" but no one can play organized derby like before except if you are in AUS or NZ due to their low infection rates. You can't even practice as a team because if you break the guidelines, bad things are headed your way (gameplay-wise). So people started making memes about it & a couple of people were REALLY into doing memes, so people started calling them The Two (like they were Sith or something). Anyhow, enjoy a few of the meme...

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And one for the actual subject of this thread, a subject I am casually familiar with. Sadly, it isn't intimately familiar.
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2021-06-07 8:01:34 PM  

State_College_Arsonist: Another Matrix film? Seriously, why?


I am quietly excited. The Wachoskis are due for a win after Jupiter Ascending and the Animatrix still leaves me wanting more after all this time.
 
2021-06-07 8:40:03 PM  
she's waaaay too skinny
 
2021-06-07 8:49:18 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: teto85: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/3qsYKKxd​RaU]
Her best line.  Ever.

The actress who played Amanda had a fairly steady career including a run on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She retired about a decade ago to be a mother.
There's a picture on her IMDB page of her autographing an issue of Playboy.

Settled down, Beavis - she's an adult.


Note: 'her' issue of playboy. Mercedes McNab.  Quite nice. 

Mugato: teto85: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/3qsYKKxd​RaU?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1] Her best line.  Ever.

Actually my favorite is during a course in water rescue.

"I'll play the victim!"

"All your life".


Addams Family Values (1993) - Wednesday's Revolt
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"... and for these reasons, I have decided to scalp you..."
 
2021-06-07 9:02:58 PM  
"What if I told you Christina Ricci took the red pill"


What if I told you my interest in both Christina Ricci and the Matrix ended about twenty years ago?
 
2021-06-07 9:36:12 PM  

AtomPeepers: State_College_Arsonist: Another Matrix film? Seriously, why?

I am quietly excited. The Wachoskis are due for a win after Jupiter Ascending and the Animatrix still leaves me wanting more after all this time.


The Animatix was probably the best installment in the entire franchise.  The real issue is overcoming all of the problems introduced in the third film, and I'm not exactly feeling hopeful at this point.  I suppose anything is possible.
 
2021-06-07 9:43:48 PM  

isamudyson: And one for the actual subject of this thread, a subject I am casually familiar with. Sadly, it isn't intimately familiar.


That picture doesn't embiggen
It should embiggen.
 
2021-06-07 9:56:20 PM  

State_College_Arsonist: Another Matrix film? Seriously, why?


The Motto of Hollywood:

The only sequel that ever loses money is the last one.
 
2021-06-07 10:18:30 PM  

isamudyson: Mr Tarantula: isamudyson: Mr Tarantula: I honestly have no idea where the story can go within the bounds of "commercial studio movie". I'd love some Animatrix-style exploration of concepts, consequences, and glitches in the Matrix, but it will probably just be a re-hash of the original.

Or they could pass the torch to the next heroes.

Neo was The One. Now it's time to meet The Two!

OH, so you too also know that WFTDA's RTP guidelines have been downloaded 1100 times. 

/it's the roller derby meme of the moment

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Yeah that needs (but doesn't really deserve) an explaination:
At the start of the pandemic, the main organization for roller derby came up with a pretty good "Return To Play" guide (RTP). However, it was the most restrictive thing you can imagine. However, places like Deadspin and others were like "Hey NBA/NFL/NCAA...if derby can do this, where's yours?" But now a year+ into things, all the other sports are basically "back" but no one can play organized derby like before except if you are in AUS or NZ due to their low infection rates. You can't even practice as a team because if you break the guidelines, bad things are headed your way (gameplay-wise). So people started making memes about it & a couple of people were REALLY into doing memes, so people started calling them The Two (like they were Sith or something). Anyhow, enjoy a few of the meme...

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And one for the actual subject of this thread, a subject I am casually familiar with. Sadly, it isn't intimately familiar.
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Is that Rami Malek?
 
2021-06-07 10:46:16 PM  
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2021-06-07 10:51:06 PM  

State_College_Arsonist: AtomPeepers: State_College_Arsonist: Another Matrix film? Seriously, why?

I am quietly excited. The Wachoskis are due for a win after Jupiter Ascending and the Animatrix still leaves me wanting more after all this time.

The Animatix was probably the best installment in the entire franchise.  The real issue is overcoming all of the problems introduced in the third film, and I'm not exactly feeling hopeful at this point.  I suppose anything is possible.


Animatrix to me was as fascinating as the first film.
It's a damned shame we got such lackluster follow-ups.

*the chase on ReLoaded is pretty cool.
 
2021-06-07 10:54:19 PM  

Bslim: *the chase on ReLoaded is pretty cool.


I thought Reloaded was good. They just didn't know how to end the whole thing in the following film.
 
2021-06-07 10:58:13 PM  

Mugato: Bslim: *the chase on ReLoaded is pretty cool.

I thought Reloaded was good. They just didn't know how to end the whole thing in the following film.


Agreed, they took.the time to hint at interesting elements within the Matrix (Merovingian/Keymaker/aberrations) then they just dropped them for the next film. I was like, what dafuq? What was the point?
 
2021-06-07 11:05:07 PM  

Trik: isamudyson: And one for the actual subject of this thread, a subject I am casually familiar with. Sadly, it isn't intimately familiar.

That picture doesn't embiggen
It should embiggen.


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Better?
 
2021-06-07 11:13:49 PM  

Bslim: Agreed, they took.the time to hint at interesting elements within the Matrix (Merovingian/Keymaker/aberrations) then they just dropped them for the next film. I was like, what dafuq? What was the point?


I even think George Carlin's monologue explaining the Matrix was well written.

I didn't get why Neo had powers in the real world. A matrix inside the matrix?

...no, I know it wasn't George Carlin.

George Carlin - Matrix Architect Parody
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