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(CNN)   Expect students to take notes on a criminal conspiracy if you name it Operation Hall Pass   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-06-07 12:57:21 PM  
Reminds me when a kid in my grade school said  "I'm just going to swing my arms wildly and if you get hit it's your fault" and then just beat the shiat out of me.
 
2021-06-07 1:05:03 PM  
lock him up
 
2021-06-07 1:08:22 PM  
What are the odds that none of the GOP congresscritters did something like this before 1/6?
 
2021-06-07 1:08:27 PM  
I can think of a few federal congress critters that need the same charges.
 
2021-06-07 1:13:22 PM  

vygramul: What are the odds that none of the GOP congresscritters did something like this before 1/6?


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2021-06-07 1:24:41 PM  
How are you supposed to have a retrospective if you don't have the action items list from the planning meeting LIBERALS?!?!
 
2021-06-07 1:27:14 PM  
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2021-06-07 1:27:37 PM  
Just a normal rep giving directions to normal tourists. Nothing unusual about that.
 
2021-06-07 1:27:51 PM  
This sounds like some Vaudeville play about planning a crime. Too stupid to be processed as anything but a joke, but here these people are, thinking they're being clever.
 
2021-06-07 1:29:00 PM  
Why does CNN always play the long game for the GOP?

CAlling insurrecgionits "proteters" not only makes the PATRIOT Act's suspension of civil liberties seem justified, it alo will mean protets and protesters will be policed as terrorism in the future.
 
2021-06-07 1:29:02 PM  
This guy's youtube channel is great. He has an awesome and simple meth recipe and his videos on making IEDs are very informative.
 
2021-06-07 1:29:35 PM  
Articles like this make me wish that Democrats had enough spine to nail these traitors to the wall.

They will not learn, and will not stop, until they are punished for their crimes.  These wimpy finger waggings make me want to puke.  Biden may as well be saying "See you at the next insurrection!" for all that's being done.

Let me know when this turd is standing before a firing squad before trying to tell me I'm wrong.
 
2021-06-07 1:32:08 PM  
Boo hiss. I was hoping some kids were having fun, stole a pad of passes, someone had learned to forge a teacher's signature.

(We had a teacher in middle school that simply signed with a scribbled M, that, in addition to giving a pass to anyone for any reason, left his pads on the desk at all times. I got the idea he was happy to have us out of class, thought he was providing a service to other teachers by helping us stay out of their classes.)
 
2021-06-07 1:32:43 PM  
So, the fact that he said "I'm not really saying a number, and you shouldn't call that number I'm not really saying" means he's in the clear, legally, right?

/As long as there's no fringe on the flag?
 
2021-06-07 1:36:11 PM  

NephilimNexus: Articles like this make me wish that Democrats had enough spine to nail these traitors to the wall.

They will not learn, and will not stop, until they are punished for their crimes.  These wimpy finger waggings make me want to puke.  Biden may as well be saying "See you at the next insurrection!" for all that's being done.

Let me know when this turd is standing before a firing squad before trying to tell me I'm wrong.


OK, you have my vote!  We need your spine in government.
 
2021-06-07 1:36:54 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: This sounds like some Vaudeville play about planning a crime. Too stupid to be processed as anything but a joke, but here these people are, thinking they're being clever.


Russian operatives are probably telling them how to go about this coup, but they are ignorant and stubborn and refuse to take direction or admit their mistakes, like petulant children.
 
2021-06-07 1:37:05 PM  
Screw him and his Idaho Expeditionary Force
 
2021-06-07 1:37:12 PM  
Nearman: "I'm a victim of mob justice."
*allows mob into capitol*
 
2021-06-07 1:39:23 PM  
"Appears" to show?  What is the difference between a video "appearing" to show something and just showing it?
 
2021-06-07 1:40:41 PM  

austerity101: "Appears" to show?  What is the difference between a video "appearing" to show something and just showing it?


Legal CYA.
 
2021-06-07 1:40:58 PM  

austerity101: "Appears" to show?  What is the difference between a video "appearing" to show something and just showing it?


Because, according to his words he was only stating hypotheticals, not actually telling people how to text him to let them into the building, even though that's exactly what he is doing.

It's farking dumb
 
2021-06-07 1:41:57 PM  
It would be somehow fitting if in the end the only thing that saved democracy in this country is that so many of our insurrectionist-adjacent citizens are terminally stupid.
 
2021-06-07 1:42:21 PM  

austerity101: "Appears" to show?  What is the difference between a video "appearing" to show something and just showing it?


He had his fingers crossed, so it doesn't count.
 
2021-06-07 1:44:52 PM  
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2021-06-07 1:44:52 PM  

This Is Bold Text: Reminds me when a kid in my grade school said  "I'm just going to swing my arms wildly and if you get hit it's your fault" and then just beat the shiat out of me.


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2021-06-07 1:47:29 PM  

kidgenius: austerity101: "Appears" to show?  What is the difference between a video "appearing" to show something and just showing it?

Because, according to his words he was only stating hypotheticals, not actually telling people how to text him to let them into the building, even though that's exactly what he is doing.

It's farking dumb


Why the f*ck is anyone, after the last 5 years, giving him the benefit of the doubt? Everyone here in Oregon already knows he's a racist asshole. Even if he didn't mean to tell them how to break in, already an insanely dubious claim at best, what he did is exactly that thing. His intentions are irrelevant.
 
2021-06-07 1:48:43 PM  
Stop calling them protestors. If they were just protestors they could have done that in their hometown. Lots of them traveled far to a very specific location for a reason.
 
2021-06-07 1:48:51 PM  
Here is a clip from the video:

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2021-06-07 1:53:06 PM  
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Security will be beefed up
 
2021-06-07 1:53:16 PM  

austerity101: kidgenius: austerity101: "Appears" to show?  What is the difference between a video "appearing" to show something and just showing it?

Because, according to his words he was only stating hypotheticals, not actually telling people how to text him to let them into the building, even though that's exactly what he is doing.

It's farking dumb

Why the f*ck is anyone, after the last 5 years, giving him the benefit of the doubt? Everyone here in Oregon already knows he's a racist asshole. Even if he didn't mean to tell them how to break in, already an insanely dubious claim at best, what he did is exactly that thing. His intentions are irrelevant.


This video will make for context of the video that shows him "just walking out" an entrance of protestors who want to get inside. After the jury sees this, his defense of "I was just leaving" is null.
 
2021-06-07 1:58:25 PM  

NephilimNexus: Articles like this make me wish that Democrats had enough spine to nail these traitors to the wall.

They will not learn, and will not stop, until they are punished for their crimes.  These wimpy finger waggings make me want to puke.  Biden may as well be saying "See you at the next insurrection!" for all that's being done.

Let me know when this turd is standing before a firing squad before trying to tell me I'm wrong.


What would you like "The Democrats" to do? What sort of power over the criminal Justice system so you wish to cede to DC politicians?

What sort of power are you willing to give the Republicans, so that they may incarcerate their political opposition? Because once you open that can of worms, that's where things end up.
 
2021-06-07 1:58:25 PM  
These people really hate Democratic America
 
2021-06-07 1:58:55 PM  
Handing out coup instructions via a Powerpoint has to be the most boomer thing ever
 
2021-06-07 2:05:54 PM  
I live one district north of this assclown, and if local sentiment is anything to go by, he may actually face some repercussions. People are either pissed at him or totally distancing themselves from him. Not seeing much in the way of support, aside from the usual fringe nutjobs. They held a rally in Salem a while back that he was supposed to speak at, but he caught covid and couldn't attend.

He's from the same area as Brian Boquist, the state senator who ran away to avoid doing his job and threatened to kill any police who came after him. He now has to alert the Oregon State Police 12 hours before arriving at the capitol. Also, he's currently fighting with the sheriff's office because his son got a DUI.

Polk County, ladies and gentlemen. Not Oregon's best and brightest.
 
2021-06-07 2:11:37 PM  

Subtonic: This guy's youtube channel is great. He has an awesome and simple meth recipe and his videos on making IEDs are very informative.


I laughed really hard at that.  Well done.

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2021-06-07 2:27:07 PM  
This motherfarker doesn't understand the first thing about plausible deniability, does he?
 
2021-06-07 2:33:20 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: I live one district north of this assclown, and if local sentiment is anything to go by, he may actually face some repercussions. People are either pissed at him or totally distancing themselves from him. Not seeing much in the way of support, aside from the usual fringe nutjobs. They held a rally in Salem a while back that he was supposed to speak at, but he caught covid and couldn't attend.

He's from the same area as Brian Boquist, the state senator who ran away to avoid doing his job and threatened to kill any police who came after him. He now has to alert the Oregon State Police 12 hours before arriving at the capitol. Also, he's currently fighting with the sheriff's office because his son got a DUI.

Polk County, ladies and gentlemen. Not Oregon's best and brightest.


I just want to say it is an honor to meet someone with your taste in Account Names.

/Nasal Fire Test Installer Trainee Third Class
 
2021-06-07 2:34:47 PM  
Also,

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2021-06-07 3:00:39 PM  

vudukungfu: lock him up


Of course, but why is that guy so black?
 
2021-06-07 3:04:14 PM  

ski9600: vudukungfu: lock him up

Of course, but why is that guy so black?


Hey now! Black Republicans are a real and diverse group of people.

Key & Peele - Black Republicans
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2021-06-07 3:10:02 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: I live one district north of this assclown, and if local sentiment is anything to go by, he may actually face some repercussions. People are either pissed at him or totally distancing themselves from him. Not seeing much in the way of support, aside from the usual fringe nutjobs. They held a rally in Salem a while back that he was supposed to speak at, but he caught covid and couldn't attend.

He's from the same area as Brian Boquist, the state senator who ran away to avoid doing his job and threatened to kill any police who came after him. He now has to alert the Oregon State Police 12 hours before arriving at the capitol. Also, he's currently fighting with the sheriff's office because his son got a DUI.

Polk County, ladies and gentlemen. Not Oregon's best and brightest.


The high school has fallen a long time since that guy threw four touchdowns in a single game.
 
2021-06-07 3:12:52 PM  

Gonz: NephilimNexus: Articles like this make me wish that Democrats had enough spine to nail these traitors to the wall.

They will not learn, and will not stop, until they are punished for their crimes.  These wimpy finger waggings make me want to puke.  Biden may as well be saying "See you at the next insurrection!" for all that's being done.

Let me know when this turd is standing before a firing squad before trying to tell me I'm wrong.

What would you like "The Democrats" to do? What sort of power over the criminal Justice system so you wish to cede to DC politicians?

What sort of power are you willing to give the Republicans, so that they may incarcerate their political opposition? Because once you open that can of worms, that's where things end up.


This guy is clearly telling people that they are going to open doors for them to illegally access the capital when they text a number that CNN chose not to publish. Or, evidently, look up to tell us whose phone it was.

That's conspiracy to commit a crime. It doesn't require some magical new power to prosecute people for the crimes they commit.
 
2021-06-07 3:55:17 PM  

Mikey1969: This motherfarker doesn't understand the first thing about plausible deniability, does he?


It is like their understanding of the expression "With all due respect".  They think they can say anything after that and they are in the clear.

"With all due respect, your mother is a whore."
"I'm going to kick your ass."
"You can't - I said 'with all due respect' "
 
2021-06-07 4:02:42 PM  

mrshowrules: Mikey1969: This motherfarker doesn't understand the first thing about plausible deniability, does he?

It is like their understanding of the expression "With all due respect".  They think they can say anything after that and they are in the clear.

"With all due respect, your mother is a whore."
"I'm going to kick your ass."
"You can't - I said 'with all due respect' "


Yeah, they're big on "magic words"
 
2021-06-07 4:22:00 PM  
What was he thinking there, seeing him say that to folks at that event.

He was thinking that the US population rarely holds their elected officials to account for criminal misconduct.
 
2021-06-07 4:38:02 PM  

vudukungfu: lock him up


Fark that. Hang him on the Capital steps.
 
2021-06-07 4:49:24 PM  

kobrakai: vudukungfu: lock him up

Fark that. Hang him on the Capital steps.


not going to object to that.
 
2021-06-07 7:02:57 PM  
FTFA: Early this year, in a statement reported by The Oregonian, Nearman said he was subjected to "mob justice,"

Are you farking kidding me? After what he did, on video, he's the *last* person in the whole farking world who gets to complain about mob justice.
 
2021-06-08 12:01:23 AM  

Bandito King: Gonz: NephilimNexus: Articles like this make me wish that Democrats had enough spine to nail these traitors to the wall.

They will not learn, and will not stop, until they are punished for their crimes.  These wimpy finger waggings make me want to puke.  Biden may as well be saying "See you at the next insurrection!" for all that's being done.

Let me know when this turd is standing before a firing squad before trying to tell me I'm wrong.

What would you like "The Democrats" to do? What sort of power over the criminal Justice system so you wish to cede to DC politicians?

What sort of power are you willing to give the Republicans, so that they may incarcerate their political opposition? Because once you open that can of worms, that's where things end up.

This guy is clearly telling people that they are going to open doors for them to illegally access the capital when they text a number that CNN chose not to publish. Or, evidently, look up to tell us whose phone it was.

That's conspiracy to commit a crime. It doesn't require some magical new power to prosecute people for the crimes they commit.


Since not reading the article is tradition around here, I will just add this: 

From the article: "The number that Nearman is heard repeating multiple times is in fact his number, CNN has confirmed."
 
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