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(The Takeout)   Chili's has entered the chicken sandwich wars with a new sandwich that will shame the competition. Difficulty: only available on the 3 for $10 menu, only available for takeout, and this option costs $3 more if you're not a loyalty program member   (thetakeout.com) divider line
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415 clicks; posted to Food » on 07 Jun 2021 at 8:12 PM (13 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-07 8:28:24 PM  
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2021-06-07 8:30:00 PM  
Popeyes and surprisingly KFC have the best fast food Chicken Sandwiches so far that I have tried.
 
2021-06-07 10:29:50 PM  
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2021-06-07 10:30:15 PM  
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2021-06-07 10:37:46 PM  
I always forget these things still exist. Last Chili's I ever went to was in Dallas for lunch with a boss while out there for business.

And all i remember was him raving about needing the southwest rolls.
 
2021-06-07 11:35:11 PM  

BadReligion: Popeyes and surprisingly KFC have the best fast food Chicken Sandwiches so far that I have tried.


I'm still waiting for our local KFC to get their fake-chimken stuff. but the wife farking loves the Popeye's chicken, and I was (eventually, after 3-4 failed tries lol) quite enamored of their new fish one, still hoping they make it permanent.

I know marketing photos are always, well, marketing photos. but this ain't look half-bad.
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altho' a place that serves this...

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2021-06-07 11:39:21 PM  
I gave up on Chili's a long time ago, when they took the chicken tacos off the menu.

CSB: waaayyy long time ago I took my homecoming date to Chili's. We got separated from our group and just said fark it. I expected my date to order a salad or something else lame but oh hells no. Full rack of ribs, milkshake, and split an awesome blossom. No, she wasn't the slightest bit fat. Neither was I. 26 years ago.

/still friends actually
 
2021-06-07 11:45:46 PM  

NINEv2: I gave up on Chili's a long time ago, when they took the chicken tacos off the menu.

CSB: waaayyy long time ago I took my homecoming date to Chili's. We got separated from our group and just said fark it. I expected my date to order a salad or something else lame but oh hells no. Full rack of ribs, milkshake, and split an awesome blossom. No, she wasn't the slightest bit fat. Neither was I. 26 years ago.

/still friends actually


I like her style! back when I was young with an actual appetite, that very same thing happened on a company-expensed meal. I ordered a full rack, somehow to everyone's outrage lol. and then a cute cow-orker took it as a challenge and ordered the same. she could only manage half, so I ate not only mine but the rest of hers.

/good times, good times
 
2021-06-08 12:56:53 AM  
altho'...

To avoid making the same mistakes I did, know that the new sandwich is only available online via the "3 For $10" menu. And to add to the confusion, if you're not part of Chili's loyalty program, the sandwich is a $3 upcharge on the 3 For $10 menu. This isn't exactly a great thing to find out last second. The press release doesn't state the stipulation and I only learned about it after I emailed a representative to find out why I'd been charged extra.

seriously?
 
2021-06-08 6:33:16 AM  

BadReligion: Popeyes and surprisingly KFC have the best fast food Chicken Sandwiches so far that I have tried.


Kfarkinda make chicken, why wouldn't they?
 
2021-06-08 6:34:53 AM  

tintar: BadReligion: Popeyes and surprisingly KFC have the best fast food Chicken Sandwiches so far that I have tried.

I'm still waiting for our local KFC to get their fake-chimken stuff. but the wife farking loves the Popeye's chicken, and I was (eventually, after 3-4 failed tries lol) quite enamored of their new fish one, still hoping they make it permanent.

I know marketing photos are always, well, marketing photos. but this ain't look half-bad.
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altho' a place that serves this...

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The meat doesn't fit the bun. To me it looks poor.

I want the seasoning, salad and mayo with the bun.
 
2021-06-08 6:41:48 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: tintar: BadReligion: Popeyes and surprisingly KFC have the best fast food Chicken Sandwiches so far that I have tried.

I'm still waiting for our local KFC to get their fake-chimken stuff. but the wife farking loves the Popeye's chicken, and I was (eventually, after 3-4 failed tries lol) quite enamored of their new fish one, still hoping they make it permanent.

I know marketing photos are always, well, marketing photos. but this ain't look half-bad.
[Fark user image image 740x417]

altho' a place that serves this...

[Fark user image image 740x416]

The meat doesn't fit the bun. To me it looks poor.

I want the seasoning, salad and mayo with the bun.


Whoever took the picture didn't center the chicken on the bun as you can see it doesn't extend past the other side so if it was centered it would barely be passed on each side. Picture person must never eat sandwiches.
 
2021-06-08 9:06:31 AM  

Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: Ketchuponsteak: tintar: BadReligion: Popeyes and surprisingly KFC have the best fast food Chicken Sandwiches so far that I have tried.

I'm still waiting for our local KFC to get their fake-chimken stuff. but the wife farking loves the Popeye's chicken, and I was (eventually, after 3-4 failed tries lol) quite enamored of their new fish one, still hoping they make it permanent.

I know marketing photos are always, well, marketing photos. but this ain't look half-bad.
[Fark user image image 740x417]

altho' a place that serves this...

[Fark user image image 740x416]

The meat doesn't fit the bun. To me it looks poor.

I want the seasoning, salad and mayo with the bun.

Whoever took the picture didn't center the chicken on the bun as you can see it doesn't extend past the other side so if it was centered it would barely be passed on each side. Picture person must never eat sandwiches.


Yeah I can see that now.

I guess it's the standard picture trick.
 
2021-06-08 9:47:30 AM  
No sandwich should require you to unhinge your jaw to eat.
 
2021-06-08 12:26:46 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: The meat doesn't fit the bun. To me it looks poor.

I want the seasoning, salad and mayo with the bun.


Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: Whoever took the picture didn't center the chicken on the bun as you can see it doesn't extend past the other side so if it was centered it would barely be passed on each side. Picture person must never eat sandwiches.


I d'nno, just ass-umed they were trying to make it look like those redonkulous midwest pork tenderloin sanguiches. which tbh, Popeyes do try that on with both their chicken and fish. heck, even Arby's and Checkers do.

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/I mean, not to that stupendous degree, but still
 
2021-06-08 12:29:16 PM  
actually, maaan, now I really need to know what was in that little cup. raw onyon obvs., but, hmm, pickles or pickled jalapenho, or both?
 
2021-06-08 3:14:32 PM  
Enough with the chicken sandwiches already.
 
2021-06-08 3:51:16 PM  

DuneClimber: Enough with the chicken sandwiches already.


I kinda agree. I'm actually maxxed out on Pope yes now.

/let it snow
 
2021-06-08 3:52:12 PM  

tintar: NINEv2: I gave up on Chili's a long time ago, when they took the chicken tacos off the menu.

CSB: waaayyy long time ago I took my homecoming date to Chili's. We got separated from our group and just said fark it. I expected my date to order a salad or something else lame but oh hells no. Full rack of ribs, milkshake, and split an awesome blossom. No, she wasn't the slightest bit fat. Neither was I. 26 years ago.

/still friends actually

I like her style! back when I was young with an actual appetite, that very same thing happened on a company-expensed meal. I ordered a full rack, somehow to everyone's outrage lol. and then a cute cow-orker took it as a challenge and ordered the same. she could only manage half, so I ate not only mine but the rest of hers.

/good times, good times


Cow-worker? Were you mopedding?
 
2021-06-08 3:56:12 PM  

tintar: Ketchuponsteak: The meat doesn't fit the bun. To me it looks poor.

I want the seasoning, salad and mayo with the bun.

Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: Whoever took the picture didn't center the chicken on the bun as you can see it doesn't extend past the other side so if it was centered it would barely be passed on each side. Picture person must never eat sandwiches.

I d'nno, just ass-umed they were trying to make it look like those redonkulous midwest pork tenderloin sanguiches. which tbh, Popeyes do try that on with both their chicken and fish. heck, even Arby's and Checkers do.

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/I mean, not to that stupendous degree, but still


If they took the picture as it would be served you would barely see what the chicken actually looks like this way you can see it.  Those dumb plate sized portions are so stupid.
 
2021-06-08 5:53:58 PM  

Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: If they took the picture as it would be served you would barely see what the chicken actually looks like this way you can see it.  Those dumb plate sized portions are so stupid.


tbh I d'nno - the Popeyes both chicken and fish here in Phila were falling off the side of the bun. my wife couldn't even half finish the chicken, and I was hard-pressed on the fish too.

not that I'm complainin' about leftover late-nite-noms!

and I am not disagreeing with your thought about dumb-plate-sized-portions, but if'n I pay 5-6 bucks for a sanguich - "I wanna hold somethin' I can see" as the song goes.
 
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