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2021-06-07 9:58:47 AM  
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2021-06-07 10:08:49 AM  
What I see is another  pussy cop who is SO afraid of a mentally confused 100 pound naked woman that he decides to TASER her instead of trying to grab her and minimize harm. It's not like she had a weapon or anything.
 
2021-06-07 10:12:55 AM  

SpectroBoy: What I see is another  pussy cop who is SO afraid of a mentally confused 100 pound naked woman that he decides to TASER her instead of trying to grab her and minimize harm. It's not like she had a weapon or anything.


I'm an ACAB kind of guy, but wrestling her is going to hurt her worse. She's clearly agitated and getting into a wrestling match with someone like that is going to result in her getting hurt (broken bones, for example, since she's going to fight him hard) or the cop getting hurt. He can't just bear hug her, he has to get her down and in a place where he can handcuff her.
 
2021-06-07 10:17:38 AM  

dj_bigbird: SpectroBoy: What I see is another  pussy cop who is SO afraid of a mentally confused 100 pound naked woman that he decides to TASER her instead of trying to grab her and minimize harm. It's not like she had a weapon or anything.

I'm an ACAB kind of guy, but wrestling her is going to hurt her worse. She's clearly agitated and getting into a wrestling match with someone like that is going to result in her getting hurt (broken bones, for example, since she's going to fight him hard) or the cop getting hurt. He can't just bear hug her, he has to get her down and in a place where he can handcuff her.


Seems like if he waited for a second cop (backup) they should be able to grab her fairly safely. I've seen bouncers do it plenty of times since they don't get to carry human cattle prods.
 
2021-06-07 10:20:36 AM  
Gotta say, not bad for 53.
 
2021-06-07 10:22:30 AM  
Nice (wine) rack.
 
2021-06-07 10:22:44 AM  

SpectroBoy: dj_bigbird: SpectroBoy: What I see is another  pussy cop who is SO afraid of a mentally confused 100 pound naked woman that he decides to TASER her instead of trying to grab her and minimize harm. It's not like she had a weapon or anything.

I'm an ACAB kind of guy, but wrestling her is going to hurt her worse. She's clearly agitated and getting into a wrestling match with someone like that is going to result in her getting hurt (broken bones, for example, since she's going to fight him hard) or the cop getting hurt. He can't just bear hug her, he has to get her down and in a place where he can handcuff her.

Seems like if he waited for a second cop (backup) they should be able to grab her fairly safely. I've seen bouncers do it plenty of times since they don't get to carry human cattle prods.


Not to mention mental health hospital staff, which is more appropriate for what is going on here.
 
2021-06-07 10:23:09 AM  
Screaming, "Do it now! Do it now!" That never seems to work.
 
2021-06-07 10:23:35 AM  
Wait, the submissions for this on Friday and the weekend were somehow inferior? Same nakedness and destruction video.
 
2021-06-07 10:23:36 AM  
May be?
It's literally a naked woman.
 
2021-06-07 10:24:00 AM  
Cop is more outta control than the woman.
 
2021-06-07 10:24:06 AM  
Still rocking the flip flops, though...

Must have know she'd be breaking some glass...
 
2021-06-07 10:24:20 AM  
Shes 53?

Bravo Outback trashing lady. Hit me up when you get out, theres a Red Lobster in my neighborhood thats got it coming.
 
2021-06-07 10:24:27 AM  

SpectroBoy: What I see is another  pussy cop who is SO afraid of a mentally confused 100 pound naked woman that he decides to TASER her instead of trying to grab her and minimize harm. It's not like she had a weapon or anything.


With broken glass all over the floor?

Maybe if this guy were the cop
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2021-06-07 10:24:29 AM  

RyansPrivates: SpectroBoy: dj_bigbird: SpectroBoy: What I see is another  pussy cop who is SO afraid of a mentally confused 100 pound naked woman that he decides to TASER her instead of trying to grab her and minimize harm. It's not like she had a weapon or anything.

I'm an ACAB kind of guy, but wrestling her is going to hurt her worse. She's clearly agitated and getting into a wrestling match with someone like that is going to result in her getting hurt (broken bones, for example, since she's going to fight him hard) or the cop getting hurt. He can't just bear hug her, he has to get her down and in a place where he can handcuff her.

Seems like if he waited for a second cop (backup) they should be able to grab her fairly safely. I've seen bouncers do it plenty of times since they don't get to carry human cattle prods.

Not to mention mental health hospital staff, which is more appropriate for what is going on here.


Exactly. SOMEHOW a couple of nurses can handle this but the big bad cop putting HIS LIFE ON THE LINE can't
 
2021-06-07 10:24:40 AM  

Russ1642: Gotta say, not bad for 53.


That's what I was gonna say.

Fun for a week, but don't give her your real name.
 
2021-06-07 10:25:13 AM  
I'm curious why she did this, if it was a mental health issue, an issue with drugs, or possibly a disgruntled employee or customer.
 
2021-06-07 10:25:38 AM  

LarryDan43: Screaming, "Do it now! Do it now!" That never seems to work.


Listen buddy..... when somebody is having a mental breakdown and in a highly agitated state the BEST thing to do is SCREAM at them, apply MORE pressure, and point a WEAPON at them.

It's just common sense.
 
2021-06-07 10:25:55 AM  

Russ1642: Gotta say, not bad for 53.


Yeah, but the crazy.
 
2021-06-07 10:26:07 AM  
I saw this video the other week, you can add me to the "wow-she-was-53?" people.
 
2021-06-07 10:26:28 AM  
Industrious lil' Monkey, wasn't she? Didn't like those bottles none... Voop!Voop!Voop!Voop!Voop! Right on beat...
 
2021-06-07 10:26:30 AM  
I mean, who hasn't gotten a cold baked potato then stripped naked and started breaking stuff?
 
2021-06-07 10:26:50 AM  

SpectroBoy: What I see is another  pussy cop who is SO afraid of a mentally confused 100 pound naked woman that he decides to TASER her instead of trying to grab her and minimize harm. It's not like she had a weapon or anything.


She could have had a gun hidden in her
 
2021-06-07 10:26:53 AM  
She seems like a fun date.
 
2021-06-07 10:27:35 AM  
Mom?
 
2021-06-07 10:27:43 AM  

SpectroBoy: What I see is another  pussy cop who is SO afraid of a mentally confused 100 pound naked woman that he decides to TASER her instead of trying to grab her and minimize harm. It's not like she had a weapon or anything.


He wasnt afraid of her he, like most cops, just had a hard on to shoot something at somebody.

Ive had girlfriends, in the same mental state and in the same amount of clothing, basically do the same thing to my apartment and I didnt resort to tasering.
 
2021-06-07 10:27:45 AM  

Walker: May be?
It's literally a naked woman.


Workplaces vary. We had a link recently about a porn company boss who mandated masturbation breaks.
 
2021-06-07 10:27:46 AM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: I'm curious why she did this, if it was a mental health issue, an issue with drugs, or possibly a disgruntled employee or customer.


She said medium rare. Do you cretins not understand what medium rare means?
 
2021-06-07 10:27:48 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

BillyCorben: Naked Florida woman, 53, Tasered, charged with aggravated battery on law enforcement and felony criminal mischief after wrecking Outback Steak House and Moji Grill in Ocala #BecauseFlorida: https://t.co/tYyOFoOb5W https://t.co/2TAY71XeUs


Links dead for me. Farker clicks garnered too much attention?
 
2021-06-07 10:27:55 AM  
It's sad to know American has fewer facilities to help those in need. I sure hope this poor woman gets better help in the future.
 
2021-06-07 10:28:10 AM  
whoa...... now that was impressive.
 
2021-06-07 10:28:20 AM  
Reminds me of my ex-wife.
 
2021-06-07 10:28:35 AM  
Say what you will about the crazy and her method of protest, but that's a brave women breaking all that glass without wearing shoes.
 
2021-06-07 10:28:39 AM  
If you are going to smash a bunch of glass on the ground make sure you are wearing shoes.

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2021-06-07 10:28:48 AM  
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2021-06-07 10:30:21 AM  

SpectroBoy: What I see is another  pussy cop who is SO afraid of a mentally confused 100 pound naked woman that he decides to TASER her instead of trying to grab her and minimize harm. It's not like she had a weapon or anything.


Call in a social worker to calm her down.
 
2021-06-07 10:30:24 AM  

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Michelle Bachman has really let herself go.
 
2021-06-07 10:30:33 AM  

dothemath: Shes 53?

Bravo Outback trashing lady. Hit me up when you get out, theres a Red Lobster in my neighborhood thats got it coming.


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2021-06-07 10:30:34 AM  

tzzhc4: If you are going to smash a bunch of glass on the ground make sure you are wearing shoes.

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You had to go and ruin it all with that mugshot. She looked pretty good up until that.
 
2021-06-07 10:30:42 AM  

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Yeah, bring out the hot/crazy chart.
 
2021-06-07 10:30:53 AM  

tzzhc4: If you are going to smash a bunch of glass on the ground make sure you are wearing shoes.

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Well, she did have flip flops on.
 
2021-06-07 10:32:04 AM  

Walker: May be?
It's literally a naked woman.


Uh, she's wearing shoes
 
2021-06-07 10:32:20 AM  
Oh, honey.  Not the booze!
 
2021-06-07 10:32:33 AM  

Tracianne: dothemath: Shes 53?

Bravo Outback trashing lady. Hit me up when you get out, theres a Red Lobster in my neighborhood thats got it coming.

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Butterface, sadly.
 
2021-06-07 10:32:47 AM  
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2021-06-07 10:32:55 AM  

dj_bigbird: SpectroBoy: What I see is another  pussy cop who is SO afraid of a mentally confused 100 pound naked woman that he decides to TASER her instead of trying to grab her and minimize harm. It's not like she had a weapon or anything.

I'm an ACAB kind of guy, but wrestling her is going to hurt her worse. She's clearly agitated and getting into a wrestling match with someone like that is going to result in her getting hurt (broken bones, for example, since she's going to fight him hard) or the cop getting hurt. He can't just bear hug her, he has to get her down and in a place where he can handcuff her.


I'd be game to try to just bear hug her and pick her up and walk outside.  She might bite you, that would be the chief concern.

Tazing over a concrete or tile floor is scary - apparently cops don't care if you fracture your skull.
 
2021-06-07 10:33:12 AM  

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Oh Canada, our home and native land.
 
2021-06-07 10:34:43 AM  
It is an absolute sin the way the US ignores mental health.
 
2021-06-07 10:35:07 AM  

Tracianne: dothemath: Shes 53?

Bravo Outback trashing lady. Hit me up when you get out, theres a Red Lobster in my neighborhood thats got it coming.

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Ahh, she's a Monet.
 
2021-06-07 10:35:17 AM  

SpectroBoy: RyansPrivates: SpectroBoy: dj_bigbird: SpectroBoy: What I see is another  pussy cop who is SO afraid of a mentally confused 100 pound naked woman that he decides to TASER her instead of trying to grab her and minimize harm. It's not like she had a weapon or anything.

I'm an ACAB kind of guy, but wrestling her is going to hurt her worse. She's clearly agitated and getting into a wrestling match with someone like that is going to result in her getting hurt (broken bones, for example, since she's going to fight him hard) or the cop getting hurt. He can't just bear hug her, he has to get her down and in a place where he can handcuff her.

Seems like if he waited for a second cop (backup) they should be able to grab her fairly safely. I've seen bouncers do it plenty of times since they don't get to carry human cattle prods.

Not to mention mental health hospital staff, which is more appropriate for what is going on here.

Exactly. SOMEHOW a couple of nurses can handle this but the big bad cop putting HIS LIFE ON THE LINE can't


I wouldn't put hands on a 53yo naked woman...  that's just opening yourself up to criminal & civil liability...  sexual assault allegations... bear hug her on video, & the Internet will crucify you... look where he intentionally put his hands!

Taze her & watch her dance the Harlem Shake.
 
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