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(Twitter)   Taliban apparently just got old DVDs of Jackass, based on their latest "training" video   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-06-07 8:09:38 AM  
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2021-06-07 9:57:13 AM  
singing about jihad?
nice.
Bet he's #1 with a bullet there.
 
2021-06-07 10:21:25 AM  
Rednecks gotta redneck.
 
2021-06-07 11:00:41 AM  

Barfmaker: Rednecks gotta redneck.


Rednecks are the same type of trash everywhere, in every culture.
 
2021-06-07 11:01:46 AM  
*Silently crushes up and throws away plans for counter-terrorist bed-of-nails weapon system*
 
2021-06-07 11:04:30 AM  
They edited out the part where the goat drives the tractor.
...disappoint.
 
2021-06-07 11:05:27 AM  
Not a lot of torque in Afghanistan apparently.
 
2021-06-07 11:05:42 AM  
Looks like tractor warfare just became obsolete.
 
2021-06-07 11:05:51 AM  
Our collective failure to understand why this appeals to Afghans but our own propaganda doesn't is why we failed to achieve lasting change there
 
2021-06-07 11:06:52 AM  
The Taliban needs more cash so they put up funny videos.

More clicks = more cash
More cash = Death to the Capitalist Satans! (and maybe a Lambo for Abdul)
 
2021-06-07 11:06:57 AM  
A Conservative by any other name would still do stupid sh*t
 
2021-06-07 11:08:39 AM  
These are the people we spent like 2 trillion dollars fighting against and they are still there making youtube content.
 
2021-06-07 11:08:47 AM  
I cannot figure out why these right wingers and American right wingers aren't the best of friends. They hate all the same stuff and like all the same stuff.
 
2021-06-07 11:09:15 AM  
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"I am Mohamed Knoxville and this is Jackass."
 
2021-06-07 11:09:19 AM  
So the Islamic version of the Christian "Power Team?"

THE POWER TEAM
Youtube o5OQcIHKOF0
 
2021-06-07 11:09:47 AM  
Catchy tune
 
2021-06-07 11:10:42 AM  
Your turn Ya'llqueida.

See if you "real 'Muricans" can out-stupid these stupids.
 
2021-06-07 11:11:05 AM  
So.....rednecks?
 
2021-06-07 11:11:09 AM  
"I'm Jihadi McTerrorist, and this is death to America!"  ♫ Jackass theme♫
 
2021-06-07 11:11:48 AM  
That's no John Deere
 
2021-06-07 11:11:50 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I cannot figure out why these right wingers and American right wingers aren't the best of friends. They hate all the same stuff and like all the same stuff.


There have been some examples of collusion, I seem to recall.  Also they work together like ebony and ivory: Islamofascists blow up the WTC; right-wingers pass the Patriot Act.
 
2021-06-07 11:11:52 AM  

J45Picker: So the Islamic version of the Christian "Power Team?"

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I saw these guys in OKC once.  It was kinda cool until all the Jesus stuff.
 
2021-06-07 11:12:04 AM  
I kept waiting for someone's legs to break and snap the other direction, really glad that didn't happen, I don't need any more of that kind of thing in my brain.
 
2021-06-07 11:12:29 AM  
Imagine getting into hand to hand combat with a guy who can bite a rope and hold a tractor to a standstill.

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I'm intimidated, not gonna lie.
 
2021-06-07 11:13:04 AM  

Barfmaker: Rednecks gotta redneck.


Afghanistan is practically West Virginia.  Mountains, beards, lousy roads, distrust of central governments, guns, harsh religion.    For the life of me, I don't know why they hate each other so much.
 
2021-06-07 11:14:16 AM  
i suppose this is some sort of an improvement of previous training methods......

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2021-06-07 11:14:31 AM  
Man, Wells was pretty spot on with that eloi and morlocks idea.
 
2021-06-07 11:15:20 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: *Silently crushes up and throws away plans for counter-terrorist bed-of-nails weapon system*


You're going to have to bust out a watermelon and a machete.
 
2021-06-07 11:15:25 AM  
oh I'm a jihadist and I don't care
I pray all night and a I snipe all day
I dig big holes and I plant IEDs
I make belts all covered in bombs a..BOOM
 
2021-06-07 11:15:36 AM  

BowChickaMaoWow: neoliberal wing of the democratic party.


You will find those folks right next to the gold crapping, flying unicorns.
 
2021-06-07 11:16:07 AM  

J45Picker: So the Islamic version of the Christian "Power Team?"

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Damn, I had almost forgotten that I saw them live when I was a kid.  Some of their stunts were pretty cool.
 
2021-06-07 11:16:37 AM  

special20: BowChickaMaoWow: neoliberal wing of the democratic party.

You will find those folks right next to the gold crapping, flying unicorns.


Neoliberal parties sound awesome!
 
2021-06-07 11:16:52 AM  

Raug the Dwarf: J45Picker: So the Islamic version of the Christian "Power Team?"

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I saw these guys in OKC once.  It was kinda cool until all the Jesus stuff.


I saw them in the one and only episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger" I ever watched. (Don't judge me. I was sick, lying on the couch, and had dropped the remote.)

It was about a school that had a drug problem, and Walker brought in "the internationally famous power team" to hype the kids up by breaking boards with their faces and shiat and cause them to forget about drugs, and it worked for a while and then the kids started doing drugs again so Walker brought them back and they did more kicks and board breaking, and it worked for a while and then the kids started doing drugs again, and then Walker realized it was the Principal who was selling drugs and he threw him off the roof of the school and the Power Team did an encore. I may have some of the details off because I was really out of it.
 
2021-06-07 11:19:13 AM  

J45Picker: So the Islamic version of the Christian "Power Team?"

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The Power of Christ and Steroids.
 
2021-06-07 11:19:33 AM  
And yet, we've been fighting over there for 20 years, and when we leave, there is no victory to be claimed by us.
 
2021-06-07 11:26:43 AM  
Did anyone else feel like they were watching a video for a low-rent American, Christian militia?
 
2021-06-07 11:27:05 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And yet, we've been fighting over there for 20 years, and when we leave, there is no victory to be claimed by us.


Almost like we lost our focus there when we committed war crimes by invading iraq or something.
 
2021-06-07 11:27:06 AM  
Stoneage magic powers.
 
2021-06-07 11:27:35 AM  

schecter: i suppose this is some sort of an improvement of previous training methods......

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Listen, if monkey bars don't translate into tight, urban warfare, I don't know what does.
 
2021-06-07 11:30:47 AM  
Seem like parlor tricks more than"Jackass" or feats of strength.
 
2021-06-07 11:31:40 AM  
Not gonna lie, I thought the jackass in the headline was going to be trump talking anti-Muslim rhetoric
 
2021-06-07 11:32:18 AM  

J45Picker: So the Islamic version of the Christian "Power Team?"

[YouTube video: THE POWER TEAM]


what the farking fark
 
2021-06-07 11:35:33 AM  

BowChickaMaoWow: Didn't realize they had those in the Whitehouse. Neoliberals certainly are.


What is your point, here? Are you seriously trying to BSAB the Taliban? "Sure, terrorists are bad, but have you ever heard of how much the democrats suck!"

It's a little pathetic, even by Fark standards.
 
2021-06-07 11:36:04 AM  
Four Lions wasn't supposed to be a documentary.
 
2021-06-07 11:37:39 AM  
I wonder how shiatty their version of Bam is..
 
2021-06-07 11:42:07 AM  

BowChickaMaoWow: Americans will laugh but we should probably remember that this group defeated our empire. Again.


Afghanistan was the only territory to recieve any concessions from Ghengis Khan. The country is so desolate and mountainous, the Mongols negotiated their surrender rather than fighting in their territory.
 
2021-06-07 11:42:09 AM  

Meatsim1: Our collective failure to understand why this appeals to Afghans but our own propaganda doesn't is why we failed to achieve lasting change there


The intelligence services since the OSS days were endeavours of Ivy League sophisticates. It's not exactly surprising they don't understand redneck shiatkickers of any ethnicity.
 
2021-06-07 11:42:55 AM  

Meatsim1: Our collective failure to understand why this appeals to Afghans but our own propaganda doesn't is why we failed to achieve lasting change there


Some old ESPN tapes of Worlds Strongest Man competitions could have ended all this a decade ago.
 
2021-06-07 11:44:59 AM  
I'm not quite following the tractor demo... he's being held in place by two ropes while the tractor tries to back over him, and he's fending if off with his legs?

I suppose given the bizarre execution methods those animals use, that could actually be a useful skill.
 
2021-06-07 11:45:01 AM  

J45Picker: So the Islamic version of the Christian "Power Team?"

[YouTube video: THE POWER TEAM]


Those guys were Christians? I just remember them coming to our highschool and breaking bats and shiat.

I may not have been paying much attention, I usually got high before assemblies.
 
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