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4223 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Jun 2021 at 8:59 AM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-07 7:16:14 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-06-07 7:17:02 AM  
So, he's Tweeting while driving?  Is that against the law in whatever state is harboring him these days?
 
2021-06-07 7:46:14 AM  
Sounds like he just had a come to Jesus moment.
 
2021-06-07 8:02:58 AM  
Farking around with auto-predict to stick it to the libs?
 
2021-06-07 8:35:53 AM  
The dick was dictating to Siri and she caught his conversation?
 
2021-06-07 9:01:25 AM  
It's probably some terrorist code.
 
2021-06-07 9:01:46 AM  
A mainstream Republican does not make sense? Must be a day ending in a y.
 
2021-06-07 9:02:03 AM  
That's the drugs talkin
 
2021-06-07 9:02:06 AM  
Despite the negative press covfefe
 
2021-06-07 9:02:15 AM  
Don't you hate it when you're butt tweeting during a drug deal with Matt Gaetz.
 
2021-06-07 9:03:00 AM  

somedude210: The dick was dictating to Siri and she caught his conversation?


Was thinking that.
 
2021-06-07 9:03:11 AM  
I do want him to go into a tree or something.
 
2021-06-07 9:04:09 AM  
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2021-06-07 9:04:34 AM  
"President Trump was always a great fan of my wife"

Isn't Roger Stone one of the guys who shared his wife with other men?  Or am I thinking of Manafort?
 
2021-06-07 9:04:55 AM  
Who gives a shiat what he posts on social media? He should be in jail right now for his role in the 1/6 insurrection, among many other illegal political acts he's participated in or led.

Roger Stone being a free man is living proof that our justice system is corrupt. possibly beyond saving as it currently exists.
 
2021-06-07 9:05:42 AM  

OldRod: "President Trump was always a great fan of my wife"

Isn't Roger Stone one of the guys who shared his wife with other men?  Or am I thinking of Manafort?


Why not both?
 
2021-06-07 9:06:09 AM  
Someone married Roger Stone?  FFS, you'd think even overbotoxed gold diggers would draw the line at a guy with a tramp stamp of another dude.
 
2021-06-07 9:07:01 AM  

OldRod: "President Trump was always a great fan of my wife"

Isn't Roger Stone one of the guys who shared his wife with other men?  Or am I thinking of Manafort?


Thanks for ruining a moment in my life.  Can alcohol unread this for me?
 
2021-06-07 9:07:08 AM  
So, he thought he was texting but was twatting?

Or, started twatting and then got texts and thought he was responding.

Or, hopefully, he is having a stroke.
 
2021-06-07 9:08:14 AM  
Speech to text.  The programming is so advanced it even speaks Treasonous Sh*tstain
 
2021-06-07 9:08:26 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: That's the drugs talkin


Drugs wear off.

Me? I'm rooting for a stroke.
 
2021-06-07 9:08:37 AM  
What? $5 for a pretzel...
 
2021-06-07 9:08:55 AM  

OldRod: "President Trump was always a great fan of my wife"

Isn't Roger Stone one of the guys who shared his wife with other men?  Or am I thinking of Manafort?


Manafort, but you know he's not the only Friend of Donald who likes to watch his wife get Falwell'd.
 
2021-06-07 9:09:27 AM  

OldRod: "President Trump was always a great fan of my wife"

Isn't Roger Stone one of the guys who shared his wife with other men?  Or am I thinking of Manafort?


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2021-06-07 9:09:38 AM  

OldRod: "President Trump was always a great fan of my wife"

Isn't Roger Stone one of the guys who shared his wife with other men?  Or am I thinking of Manafort?


Yes. And Yes.
 
2021-06-07 9:10:18 AM  
Roger Stone caught sayof
 
2021-06-07 9:11:03 AM  
"So I says, yeah? If you want that money, come and find it, 'cause I don't know where it is, ya baloney. You make me wanna WRETCH."

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2021-06-07 9:12:10 AM  
#1- I thought Stone was banned from Twitter
#2 - the chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a big moustache. John has a big moustache.
 
2021-06-07 9:13:26 AM  

OldRod: "President Trump was always a great fan of my wife"

Isn't Roger Stone one of the guys who shared his wife with other men?  Or am I thinking of Manafort?


Manafort liked to watch other guys doing his wife. Stone and the missus are swingers.

So both.
 
2021-06-07 9:13:40 AM  
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2021-06-07 9:13:53 AM  

OldRod: "President Trump was always a great fan of my wife"

Isn't Roger Stone one of the guys who shared his wife with other men?  Or am I thinking of Manafort?


Nope, Roger Stone gave swingers a bad name
 
2021-06-07 9:13:56 AM  
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2021-06-07 9:16:25 AM  
Probably just needs a reboot. Try ctrl-alt-del.
 
2021-06-07 9:16:47 AM  

OldRod: "President Trump was always a great fan of my wife"

Isn't Roger Stone one of the guys who shared his wife with other men?  Or am I thinking of Manafort?


In Manafort's case, it was less "sharing" and more "sexual assault" - Mrs M was not an enthusiastic participant.

// IIRC she was heavily drugged for some/all of it, but that's not in the link and I don't particularly want to go searching for it
// so it's in a slashy to separate from the actual record
 
2021-06-07 9:18:17 AM  
Worst thing about that car wreck is Trump couldn't see it
 
2021-06-07 9:19:21 AM  
He was dictating a tweet to Siri while driving a lambo, got a call and said to his lambo  "I don't want to go into a tree or something lambo" then said to the person on the phone "Hey JC, how's it going?"

Now we gotta find out who JC was. Jesus Christ?
 
2021-06-07 9:19:24 AM  

stoli n coke: Someone married Roger Stone?  FFS, you'd think even overbotoxed gold diggers would draw the line at a guy with a tramp stamp of another dude.


We he can't very well pay to watch some hung guy rail his wife if he's not married, can he?
 
2021-06-07 9:20:45 AM  
Honestly though, this reads like some guy that started to dictate a text while driving, but had started a tweet instead, then got distracted half way through.
 
2021-06-07 9:22:14 AM  
I hope he was smelling burnt toast while he was writing that tweet.
 
2021-06-07 9:23:56 AM  

razrez75: Probably just needs a reboot. Try ctrl-alt-del.


There is also turning it off and on again. Or just off and leave it there.
 
2021-06-07 9:25:01 AM  

UncleDirtNap: I hope he was smelling burnt toast while he was writing that tweet.


Wishful thinking...
 
2021-06-07 9:26:26 AM  
Hopefully he had a stroke.
 
2021-06-07 9:26:53 AM  

OldRod: "President Trump was always a great fan of my wife"

Isn't Roger Stone one of the guys who shared his wife with other men?  Or am I thinking of Manafort?


He share Manafort with other men?  I can believe it.
 
2021-06-07 9:28:31 AM  

OldRod: "President Trump was always a great fan of my wife"

Isn't Roger Stone one of the guys who shared his wife with other men?  Or am I thinking of Manafort?


I think ALL republicans shared their wives with some bigger (in status, not in cock-size) person in the republican rankings. It's sort of a prima nocta thing to make sure they own each other.
 
2021-06-07 9:29:29 AM  
Is this one of those things where you start a sentence and then keep hitting the middle word in your autocomplete?
 
2021-06-07 9:31:08 AM  
I thought stone was banned from Twitter?
 
2021-06-07 9:34:16 AM  

Walker: He was dictating a tweet to Siri while driving a lambo, got a call and said to his lambo  "I don't want to go into a tree or something lambo" then said to the person on the phone "Hey JC, how's it going?"

Now we gotta find out who JC was. Jesus Christ?


JC Watts?
 
2021-06-07 9:34:26 AM  

The Homer Tax: I thought stone was banned from Twitter?


It was reposted to Twitter by an account that follows the MAGAs on Gab, Clouthub, Telegraph, etc. and then shares the funniest or scariest.
 
2021-06-07 9:34:49 AM  
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2021-06-07 9:35:05 AM  
My God you all are dense. If you had studied history you would know these are codes for the Q army to mobilize in prep for taking back our country.

Much like Roosevelt used "Juanita has a long eyelash" in the Civil War to prep the Colombian resistance in anticipation of operation "dumbo drop" which was designed to oust King George from power in 1876.

The key is, you have to know the cipher, because only certain words matter and some of it is in code. This is why you need to drink your ovaltine and get the little annie decoder ring used by the Q army (why do you think Q is fat, those MFers be drinking ovaltine like it is water).

Luckily for all of you I am in the know, so this is what was said...

President Trump was always a great!
fan ofMy wife who as you know was! diagnosed with stage
Can you guys please send text and I don't wanna go into a tree or something Lambo snacks!
hey 69 days (JC) how's it going down!

JC= January has 31 days and C in roman numerals is 100, the J is before the C so it is 100-31 = 69 days.
 
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