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(Daily Star)   I'm not saying it's for aliens to play baseball, but it's for aliens to play baseball (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Strange, Major League Baseball, Baseball, Nevada, Google Maps user, Conspiracy theory, Kevin Costner, Las Vegas, Nevada, baseball field  
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2782 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jun 2021 at 1:05 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
 
5 days ago  
Military bases have sports facilities. I am shocked.
 
5 days ago  
Vulcans did it on DS9

Quark trying to find the Vulcan who failed to tag home was hilarious.  They were all sitting calmly on the bench as Vulcans are wont to do and he had to try and tag each one.
 
5 days ago  

Tr0mBoNe: Military bases have sports facilities. I am shocked.


An alien baseball field?  Next thing you know they'll have a chupacabra basketball court.
 
5 days ago  
Aliens like baseball...

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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
As if.

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5 days ago  
Where do you expect the Las Vegas Aviators to play after the Oakland A's eventually move to town?
 
5 days ago  
That newspaper, or whatever the fark it is, could be interesting only to people who horde their own feces.
 
5 days ago  
The Real Ghostbusters - Baseball Game for Winston's Soul
Youtube W4Nh3IaybIM
 
5 days ago  
Dear Google,
Thank you so very much for all of your services. We will continue being a client for in depth imaging and "areas of concern".
Please note, however, if you don't use the following images to replace the areas marked in our attachment, we will consider a) all parties working on the imaging software to be divulging of governmental secrets, up to and including Google CEO and the Board of Directors, to be held responsible and will face criminal prosecution and/or treason. b) All assets utilized in such endeavors, including satellites, to be a risk to National Security and will be dealt with accordingly.

Thank you,
The Pentagon
 
5 days ago  
It's a landing parabola for a Pidditok. Don't you people know anything? (Rubs Korrespal Sphere for knowledge update)
Oh, no, I guess you don't. Yet.
 
5 days ago  
It's a toxic waste dump for all the exotic materials and experimental fuels they play with there. They have burn pits and ditches all over the base.

It's also 95% of the reason the facility will never be opened up for public inspection.

Want cancer? ...because working there is probably a great way to get cancer.
 
5 days ago  

Raug the Dwarf: Tr0mBoNe: Military bases have sports facilities. I am shocked.

An alien baseball field?  Next thing you know they'll have a chupacabra basketball court.


You've got that backwards.  Aliens are the ones who play basketball.
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5 days ago  

Resident Muslim: Dear Google,
Thank you so very much for all of your services. We will continue being a client for in depth imaging and "areas of concern".
Please note, however, if you don't use the following images to replace the areas marked in our attachment, we will consider a) all parties working on the imaging software to be divulging of governmental secrets, up to and including Google CEO and the Board of Directors, to be held responsible and will face criminal prosecution and/or treason. b) All assets utilized in such endeavors, including satellites, to be a risk to National Security and will be dealt with accordingly.

Thank you,
The Pentagon


You're serious, aren't you.
 
5 days ago  
I guess the alien mindset is, "We've been bored for 75 years anyway. Let's do this other boring thing."
 
5 days ago  
no comment
 
5 days ago  
My theory is that the baseball field is used to train drones.

If humans or aliens played baseball at Groom Lake, the field would be under a dome to prevent the Russians and Chinese from watching the games.
 
5 days ago  

Tr0mBoNe: Resident Muslim: Dear Google,
Thank you so very much for all of your services. We will continue being a client for in depth imaging and "areas of concern".
Please note, however, if you don't use the following images to replace the areas marked in our attachment, we will consider a) all parties working on the imaging software to be divulging of governmental secrets, up to and including Google CEO and the Board of Directors, to be held responsible and will face criminal prosecution and/or treason. b) All assets utilized in such endeavors, including satellites, to be a risk to National Security and will be dealt with accordingly.

Thank you,
The Pentagon

You're serious, aren't you.


What's the alternative, that google maps actually and uncensoredly portrays the countries' images including military installations?
Or alternatively do you think they actually have agreements, especially with the superpowers that allow their services in their country, perhaps for an "modification charge"?
 
5 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: I guess the alien mindset is, "We've been bored for 75 years anyway. Let's do this other boring thing."


We're here to experience fully the Human Predicament. And that is what we will do. Experience being human. FULLY.

To be exempt from games, you need a note from your Mother Ship or the Ship Medical Prober.
 
5 days ago  
Another theory about this photo:  the building with the Big H on it is the Hospital.
 
5 days ago  
Have you been reading my alien erotica?
 
5 days ago  

brantgoose: My theory is that the baseball field is used to train drones.

If humans or aliens played baseball at Groom Lake, the field would be under a dome to prevent the Russians and Chinese from watching the games.


It's the Air Force, it's softball and Volleyball. It minimizes injuries. Man, I hate Volleyball.
 
5 days ago  
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/not aliens
//or are they
///alien slashies
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Resident Muslim: Tr0mBoNe: Resident Muslim: Dear Google,
Thank you so very much for all of your services. We will continue being a client for in depth imaging and "areas of concern".
Please note, however, if you don't use the following images to replace the areas marked in our attachment, we will consider a) all parties working on the imaging software to be divulging of governmental secrets, up to and including Google CEO and the Board of Directors, to be held responsible and will face criminal prosecution and/or treason. b) All assets utilized in such endeavors, including satellites, to be a risk to National Security and will be dealt with accordingly.

Thank you,
The Pentagon

You're serious, aren't you.

What's the alternative, that google maps actually and uncensoredly portrays the countries' images including military installations?
Or alternatively do you think they actually have agreements, especially with the superpowers that allow their services in their country, perhaps for an "modification charge"?


Yeah, I think google maps showing you the roofs of buildings and perhaps an airplane on a tarmac isn't as serious of a problem than you think it is.
 
5 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: Have you been reading my alien erotica?


link please
 
4 days ago  

Tr0mBoNe: Resident Muslim: Tr0mBoNe: Resident Muslim: Dear Google,
Thank you so very much for all of your services. We will continue being a client for in depth imaging and "areas of concern".
Please note, however, if you don't use the following images to replace the areas marked in our attachment, we will consider a) all parties working on the imaging software to be divulging of governmental secrets, up to and including Google CEO and the Board of Directors, to be held responsible and will face criminal prosecution and/or treason. b) All assets utilized in such endeavors, including satellites, to be a risk to National Security and will be dealt with accordingly.

Thank you,
The Pentagon

You're serious, aren't you.

What's the alternative, that google maps actually and uncensoredly portrays the countries' images including military installations?
Or alternatively do you think they actually have agreements, especially with the superpowers that allow their services in their country, perhaps for an "modification charge"?

Yeah, I think google maps showing you the roofs of buildings and perhaps an airplane on a tarmac isn't as serious of a problem than you think it is.


https://www.techeblog.com/10-bizarre-​c​ensored-locations-on-google-maps-earth​/

I mean it's well known that Google Earth and other satellite services will censor things if requested by a government.
 
4 days ago  
Those intra-mural matches between the drone guys and the toxic waste disposal guys must be tense...
 
4 days ago  
Alien fans are crazy for sabermetrics. They love WAR of the worlds.
 
4 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: Have you been reading my alien erotica?


What role does Susan Sarandon play?
 
4 days ago  

Tr0mBoNe: Resident Muslim: Tr0mBoNe: Resident Muslim: Dear Google,
Thank you so very much for all of your services. We will continue being a client for in depth imaging and "areas of concern".
Please note, however, if you don't use the following images to replace the areas marked in our attachment, we will consider a) all parties working on the imaging software to be divulging of governmental secrets, up to and including Google CEO and the Board of Directors, to be held responsible and will face criminal prosecution and/or treason. b) All assets utilized in such endeavors, including satellites, to be a risk to National Security and will be dealt with accordingly.

Thank you,
The Pentagon

You're serious, aren't you.

What's the alternative, that google maps actually and uncensoredly portrays the countries' images including military installations?
Or alternatively do you think they actually have agreements, especially with the superpowers that allow their services in their country, perhaps for an "modification charge"?

Yeah, I think google maps showing you the roofs of buildings and perhaps an airplane on a tarmac isn't as serious of a problem than you think it is.


Google maps do fiddle with images. Some countries you dont get the same resolution. In most of the US you can make out where your 3 yr old left their trik in the yard, but try that on the White House, or other sensitive places and you dont. I remember dating overhead pics of my moms place by the rose bushes I planted.
 
4 days ago  
Sure. Lets introduce the aliens to the most boring American game. It's been nice knowing you.
 
4 days ago  
That baseball diamond has been around for years.

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4 days ago  

AliceBToklasLives: Ragin' Asian: Have you been reading my alien erotica?

What role does Susan Sarandon play?


I don't kiss and tell.
 
4 days ago  

Tr0mBoNe: Resident Muslim: Tr0mBoNe: Resident Muslim: Dear Google,
Thank you so very much for all of your services. We will continue being a client for in depth imaging and "areas of concern".
Please note, however, if you don't use the following images to replace the areas marked in our attachment, we will consider a) all parties working on the imaging software to be divulging of governmental secrets, up to and including Google CEO and the Board of Directors, to be held responsible and will face criminal prosecution and/or treason. b) All assets utilized in such endeavors, including satellites, to be a risk to National Security and will be dealt with accordingly.

Thank you,
The Pentagon

You're serious, aren't you.

What's the alternative, that google maps actually and uncensoredly portrays the countries' images including military installations?
Or alternatively do you think they actually have agreements, especially with the superpowers that allow their services in their country, perhaps for an "modification charge"?

Yeah, I think google maps showing you the roofs of buildings and perhaps an airplane on a tarmac isn't as serious of a problem than you think it is.


I am assuming you are serious, so I'll answer at face value (some stuff I've gleaned, some stuff I'm making assumptions on and some stuff I picked up from my cousin who worked on "Business Intelligence"):
- no military would be happy to have other countries know how many planes they have on a base, especially if not allies. This information can be used to attack or nullify a base.
- similarly, militaries would not want you to know how many people they have on a base, but that information might be gleaned from the amount of food purchased or even shoes bought.
- the length of runways can tell you how big the planes landing there are
- the type of roofing might indicate whether the structure underneath is a warehouse, hangar or administrative. A disproportionately large administrative ratio might indicate a station that has more intelligence gathering processing than regular bases
- electricity structures can indicate how much power is used. A disproportionate amount of power usage might indicate the base as production/maintenance (bit an indication of it being a grow operation).

A lot of this stuff becomes even more amusing when you look up counter-intelligence* and see past military endeavors where they've used things such as painted roofs, relocating/hiding stuff when they know the spy satellite is passing, or even more amusing, inflatable tanks that can be carried and moved.
I had an old used book called...hmm, what was it..."Deception; the secret war between the CIA and the KGB", I think, that covered such stuff and was a fun read.

/*no, not the type where you figure of how your cat sits in the kitchen
 
4 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: AliceBToklasLives: Ragin' Asian: Have you been reading my alien erotica?

What role does Susan Sarandon play?

I don't kiss and tell.


Wait! It's a biography with aliens?!
 
4 days ago  
Do some people actually think that soldiers do their duties and then just go sit on their bunk until it is time to go to bed?
 
4 days ago  
Home field of the Andromeda Androids.
 
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