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(Futurism)   Doctors fear the massive amount of fornication that is about to happen as the pandemic wanes will cause a huge spike in STDs   (futurism.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Sexually transmitted disease, Human sexual behavior, Chlamydia infection, Syphilis, Oral sex, AIDS, pandemic winds, overall decline  
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1333 clicks; posted to Main » and STEM » on 07 Jun 2021 at 7:20 AM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-07 6:53:36 AM  
No worries, I'll wear a mask.
 
2021-06-07 7:23:10 AM  
Uh, yeah. That's why you use a condom if you don't know the other person very well.

I thought we all went over this 30 years ago.
 
2021-06-07 7:27:05 AM  

stoli n coke: Uh, yeah. That's why you use a condom if you don't know the other person very well.

I thought we all went over this 30 years ago.


But when will I be in Florida again?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2021-06-07 7:27:13 AM  
Are these the same doctors who predicted a wave of super gonorrhea after Brexit?
 
2021-06-07 7:27:17 AM  
You can't spell studs without stds!
 
2021-06-07 7:28:06 AM  
I've heard that claim before about NYC.

Of course, STD's are already sky high here in St. Louis.. among those of us who actually have sex with other people.
 
2021-06-07 7:28:22 AM  
Giggity?
 
2021-06-07 7:28:24 AM  
After seeing how you people wear masks?

Obviously.
 
2021-06-07 7:28:36 AM  
The STD Song
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2021-06-07 7:30:29 AM  
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2021-06-07 7:31:19 AM  
Does not pertain to Farkers.
 
2021-06-07 7:38:53 AM  
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2021-06-07 7:43:14 AM  
Ah humans, turns out Lucifer was right all along.
 
2021-06-07 7:45:06 AM  
I've been banging my way all through covid. You just gotta find a lonely covid buddy to hang out with.
 
2021-06-07 7:45:48 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: You can't spell studs without stds!


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2021-06-07 7:46:50 AM  

AsparagusFTW: Does not pertain to Farkers.


Unless they drive a WRX STI, chicks seem to dig those cars.
 
2021-06-07 7:52:22 AM  

MythDragon: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: You can't spell studs without stds!

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Is that the son from the creepy family in The Burbs?
 
2021-06-07 7:53:36 AM  
Eh, all you have to do is make sure who you sleep with is checked regularly.
 
2021-06-07 7:53:45 AM  
How about just a littl fornication, like on Saturdays when the children have been put to bed?
 
2021-06-07 7:53:51 AM  
What's the point of a revolution without general copulation?
 
2021-06-07 7:56:54 AM  

geggy: AsparagusFTW: Does not pertain to Farkers.

Unless they drive a WRX STI, chicks seem to dig those cars.


You sure it's not the vape that turns them on so hard?
 
2021-06-07 8:01:36 AM  

geggy: AsparagusFTW: Does not pertain to Farkers.

Unless they drive a WRX STI, chicks seem to dig those cars.


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2021-06-07 8:07:47 AM  
On the plus side this means we'll get laid, I better put a sign on my front door for women to bring condoms.

*sit patiently at computer reading fanfic and playing games while waiting for women to knock at the door.
 
2021-06-07 8:08:19 AM  
Can a fleshlight give you STDs?
 
2021-06-07 8:09:02 AM  

talkertopc: On the plus side this means we'll get laid, I better put a sign on my front door for women to bring condoms.

*sit patiently at computer reading fanfic and playing games while waiting for women to knock at the door.


Username checks out.
 
2021-06-07 8:11:02 AM  
NSFW

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2021-06-07 8:12:16 AM  
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good
 
2021-06-07 8:12:51 AM  

RolfBlitzer: Can a fleshlight give you STDs?


This is why we should have kept Yahoo Answers open.
 
2021-06-07 8:13:45 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image image 498x298]

good


Jesus  farking Christ with an ugly mother farker
 
2021-06-07 8:14:21 AM  

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Hey! That's my line!
 
2021-06-07 8:17:30 AM  

hardinparamedic: Eh, all you have to do is make sure who you sleep with is checked regularly.


Yep, she's still sleeping.
 
2021-06-07 8:19:27 AM  

RolfBlitzer: Can a fleshlight give you STDs?


Depends on how much it gets around.  Like needles, fleshlights really shouldn't be shared.
 
2021-06-07 8:19:40 AM  

waxbeans: Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image image 498x298]

good

Jesus  farking Christ with an ugly mother farker


Dude, you have a neck tattoo.
 
2021-06-07 8:21:55 AM  
I'm more worried about the worst STD of them all: children
 
2021-06-07 8:24:28 AM  

MythDragon: RolfBlitzer: Can a fleshlight give you STDs?

Depends on how much it gets around.  Like needles, fleshlights really shouldn't be shared.


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2021-06-07 8:24:47 AM  

RolfBlitzer: Can a fleshlight give you STDs?


It can give you a fungal infection if you don't clean it every time you use it.
 
2021-06-07 8:27:43 AM  
An American Plague: From Pandemic Puppies to Rawdoggin'
 
2021-06-07 8:28:44 AM  
Eff those doctors.
 
2021-06-07 8:30:14 AM  
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Too late.  The damage is done.
 
2021-06-07 8:30:41 AM  
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People who free nose don't understand why condoms "don't work".
 
2021-06-07 8:31:22 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: RolfBlitzer: Can a fleshlight give you STDs?

It can give you a fungal infection if you don't clean it every time you use it.


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Boom! you need tough actin Dicktactin!
 
2021-06-07 8:36:30 AM  
Worry all you want, I'm still gonna do whatever is available
 
2021-06-07 8:37:30 AM  

stoli n coke: Uh, yeah. That's why you use a condom if you don't know the other person very well.


Sometimes I wear a condom because I do know them very well.
 
2021-06-07 8:39:03 AM  
How much of a increase are they predicting?  Like to the point that someone might finally get lucky at a Fark party?
 
2021-06-07 8:41:34 AM  
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2021-06-07 8:42:37 AM  
Now, if only everybody had spent the pandemic working out instead of inventing new ways of making nachos out of Doritos and ice cream.
 
2021-06-07 8:45:23 AM  

Sexy Jesus: Now, if only everybody had spent the pandemic working out instead of inventing new ways of making nachos out of Doritos and ice cream.


I invented whiskey sherbet!

Although I usually consumed it at room temperature.
 
2021-06-07 8:45:39 AM  

RolfBlitzer: Can a fleshlight give you STDs?


Depends who used it before you
 
2021-06-07 8:47:09 AM  

hardinparamedic: Eh, all you have to do is make sure who you sleep with is checked regularly.


I regularly check to see who I'm sleeping with.
 
2021-06-07 8:48:50 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: RolfBlitzer: Can a fleshlight give you STDs?

It can give you a fungal infection if you don't clean it every time you use it.


If I had a fun gal, I wouldn't need a fleshlight.
 
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