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(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)   Just be cool and maybe they won't notice they're missing a firetruck   (myjournalcourier.com) divider line
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2021-06-07 3:46:32 AM  
Ok author of that article needs to go back to school and pass 4th grade grammar. Saying $500,000 - plus firetruck is far, FAR different than saying firetruck worth over $500,000
 
2021-06-07 3:59:35 AM  
I met people doing time for "unauthorized use of a motor vehicle". Joy riders, or other forms of unauthorized borrowing of a vehicle. Theft means an intent to possess, you can't fence a fire truck 🚒
 
2021-06-07 4:07:27 AM  

wildcardjack: I met people doing time for "unauthorized use of a motor vehicle". Joy riders, or other forms of unauthorized borrowing of a vehicle. Theft means an intent to possess, you can't fence a fire truck 🚒


Kids might buy one
 
2021-06-07 4:33:36 AM  
 I'm 46 years old and am still as fascinated with fire trucks as when I was 5 and playing with Tonka versions.
 
2021-06-07 4:58:57 AM  
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2021-06-07 5:24:43 AM  
Back in high school a student stole a train from a siding and drove it to the next station.

Not a great getaway plan. So many police. Still- impressive.
 
2021-06-07 5:38:59 AM  
What starts with "f", ends with "uck", and is something you say when somebody steals your firetruck?
 
2021-06-07 5:40:36 AM  

wildcardjack: you can't fence a fire truck 🚒


Not with that attitude
 
2021-06-07 5:44:12 AM  

wildcardjack: I met people doing time for "unauthorized use of a motor vehicle". Joy riders, or other forms of unauthorized borrowing of a vehicle. Theft means an intent to possess, you can't fence a fire truck 🚒


You could get damn good money selling to a chop shop
 
2021-06-07 5:52:44 AM  
"Jacksonville" Had to scan other crap on that web page to figure out it's in Illinois. I realize they format these like they would for their local actual paper newspaper, but damn, people. You are publishing these on the WORLD wide web.
 
2021-06-07 6:25:47 AM  
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2021-06-07 6:51:58 AM  

CivilizedTiger: What starts with "f", ends with "uck", and is something you say when somebody steals your firetruck?


You just made my morning better and gave me something that I can use for the rest of my life - love it.
 
2021-06-07 7:17:38 AM  
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He was just trying to do the side quest.
 
2021-06-07 7:23:03 AM  

lifeslammer: Ok author of that article needs to go back to school and pass 4th grade grammar. Saying $500,000 - plus firetruck is far, FAR different than saying firetruck worth over $500,000


his bio is also longer than the article
 
2021-06-07 8:25:42 AM  

dickfreckle: I'm 46 years old and am still as fascinated with fire trucks as when I was 5 and playing with Tonka versions.


Heh. I've been driving them for 15ish years and the fascination still hasn't worn off.
 
2021-06-07 9:38:58 AM  
There's a chance that might be a felony.
 
2021-06-07 11:41:47 AM  
Go big or Go home!
 
2021-06-07 11:45:33 AM  
Some people live the stupidest lives.
 
2021-06-07 12:15:47 PM  
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Gonna get that top rocker.
 
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