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2021-06-06 7:40:10 PM  
"We know he's right, and we hates it."
 
2021-06-06 7:41:27 PM  
No, seriously. I've seen what Hannity and other Fox News hosts cheer, so their screams of outrage are as sweet as honeydew vine water.
 
2021-06-06 9:07:48 PM  
Since I refuse to give Fox the Internet currency of a page click, is this a broken clock situation?  Or them biatching about Biden doing something?
 
2021-06-06 9:08:36 PM  
Is FoxNews hosted on Geocities now?
 
2021-06-06 9:08:56 PM  
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2021-06-06 9:09:08 PM  

Tarl3k: Since I refuse to give Fox the Internet currency of a page click, is this a broken clock situation?  Or them biatching about Biden doing something?


"Jimmy Kimmel says Florida is like North Korea because of Burmese python hunting" is the best I could get out of that "article".
 
2021-06-06 9:09:14 PM  
Now let's not say a bad word about the innocent people in any state, unless we are talking about those NAZI DEMOCRAT BABYEATERS in California
 
2021-06-06 9:09:53 PM  
DeSantis: "Strive mightily to drive the thrice-cursed toothless wolf Kimmel into the cleansing fire of Juche"
 
2021-06-06 9:15:02 PM  

hubiestubert: No, seriously. I've seen what Hannity and other Fox News hosts cheer, so their screams of outrage are as sweet as honeydew vine water.


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2021-06-06 9:18:16 PM  

GoldSpider: Tarl3k: Since I refuse to give Fox the Internet currency of a page click, is this a broken clock situation?  Or them biatching about Biden doing something?

"Jimmy Kimmel says Florida is like North Korea because of Burmese python hunting" is the best I could get out of that "article".


Exactly. Now let's all commece on posting that totally hilarious and edgy bugs bunny gif.
 
2021-06-06 9:18:16 PM  
It's unreadable, use this instead.
https://outline.com/eq99AY
 
2021-06-06 9:19:46 PM  

GoldSpider: Tarl3k: Since I refuse to give Fox the Internet currency of a page click, is this a broken clock situation?  Or them biatching about Biden doing something?

"Jimmy Kimmel says Florida is like North Korea because of Burmese python hunting" is the best I could get out of that "article".


Ya I couldn't really figure out what he was biatching about either, but if it is that Kimmel is wrong. Trying to wipe out the python issue in Florida via hunting is probably one of the only good ideas Florida has ever had. They don't do enough to encourage it actually.
 
2021-06-06 9:20:09 PM  

GoldSpider: "Jimmy Kimmel says Florida is like North Korea because of Burmese python hunting" is the best I could get out of that "article"


Thanks...glad I didn't click for that drivel. :)
 
2021-06-06 9:20:44 PM  
Is Florida America's fupa now?
 
2021-06-06 9:21:58 PM  
Did DeSantis start launching missiles into the GoM because Texas is too liberal?
 
2021-06-06 9:23:56 PM  

mrparks: Did DeSantis start launching missiles into the GoM because Texas is too liberal?


Don't encourage him.
 
2021-06-06 9:24:18 PM  
The main difference is that North Korea attacks the ocean and Florida is attacked by the ocean.
 
2021-06-06 9:25:19 PM  
I bet people who squeal and complain about cancel culture want to cancel Jimmy Kimmel now, right?

Except when you call them out on that, they'll insist it's somehow different, using phrases like "it's my right to express my opinion" but dodging when you ask how that's different from people being upset at Piers Morgan or Effer Carlson or Gina Carano.
 
2021-06-06 9:25:45 PM  
Oh subby you should stop reading fox news, its garbage, also, every time fark links to a fox news article, it funds fascism.
 
2021-06-06 9:26:45 PM  
There is no evidence that North Korea has the police necessary to kill as many citizens year by police shooting as the USA does. North Korea lacks the prison capacity to imprison even a third of the people the USA does. North Korea and the USA both allow slave labour. They both have failing infrastructure (poisoned cities from poioned water systems, bridges falling down, etc), because they direct money to military materiel. North Korea tosses occasional missles into the ocen on its coast, the USA bombs and strafes houses most weeks without any trials in Africa and the Middle East. Women have more rights in the USA but not the right to equal pay, medical services only female bodies need, or equal rights, because American government consistently refuses to legisate their equality. The more expansive rights of Aemrian women would be more meaningful if the USA didn't have such a huge prison population, unequal pay, hundreds of thousands of untested rape kits as old as the 1980s with no indication fo future rape kits being tested, and a right to birth control.

I mean, under what rubric is the USA a safer, or less aggressive, place than North Korea? One metric would be wonderful. One metric that isn't spoiled by state sponsored imprisonment or refusal to grant rights.

Is it the lovely binding arbitration for the majority of employment violations by employers? Is it the rampant usurious interest payments on debts that leech off the luxuries of living on credit? Is it the fracking that makes the Dakotas light up brighter than cities as seen form outer space?
 
2021-06-06 9:28:01 PM  
Conservatives are upset? Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wait yeah I don't give a shiat and will never click a fox link.
 
2021-06-06 9:28:35 PM  
I thought this was about DeSantis cooking the books on the covid numbers and trying to quiet the scientist who had the receipts to prove he was lying.
 
2021-06-06 9:30:17 PM  
Back where I come from, we call this "striking a nerve"
 
2021-06-06 9:31:29 PM  

lolmao500: Oh subby you should stop reading fox news, its garbage, also, every time fark links to a fox news article, it funds fascism.


And yet that means it also got voted through to go live here, right?  Or am I misunderstanding the process?

Sad.  But since it's here, I'm ready to mock right-wing Snowflakism and double standards. Bad man Jimmy made fun of a Trump State and they want him gone now.  Cause, MURICA! It's not cancel culture, it's... something else.  Because Kimmel is a Commie Pinko Liburullllll! Or something.
 
2021-06-06 9:31:45 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Conservatives are upset? Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wait yeah I don't give a shiat and will never click a fox link.


Fox link with Florida tag.
 
2021-06-06 9:31:56 PM  
That Burmese python eradication program is going to result in.... EVEN MORE Burmese pythons. Guaranteed.
 
2021-06-06 9:32:29 PM  

King Something: I thought this was about DeSantis cooking the books on the covid numbers and trying to quiet the scientist who had the receipts to prove he was lying.


There were no numbers for Friday, Saturday or today on worldometers for FL.
 
2021-06-06 9:34:01 PM  

dericwater: King Something: I thought this was about DeSantis cooking the books on the covid numbers and trying to quiet the scientist who had the receipts to prove he was lying.

There were no numbers for Friday, Saturday or today on worldometers for FL.


Oh, Florida reports numbers usually.  They're just cooked/lies.
 
2021-06-06 9:34:55 PM  

GoldSpider: Tarl3k: Since I refuse to give Fox the Internet currency of a page click, is this a broken clock situation?  Or them biatching about Biden doing something?

"Jimmy Kimmel says Florida is like North Korea because of Burmese python hunting" is the best I could get out of that "article".


I bet the North Koreans would love to have Burmese python hunting.  Thems good eatin'.
 
2021-06-06 9:35:26 PM  
Too stupid to know how dumb they are.
 
2021-06-06 9:35:40 PM  
Hit dog yelps.
 
2021-06-06 9:37:55 PM  

SMB2811: GoldSpider: Tarl3k: Since I refuse to give Fox the Internet currency of a page click, is this a broken clock situation?  Or them biatching about Biden doing something?

"Jimmy Kimmel says Florida is like North Korea because of Burmese python hunting" is the best I could get out of that "article".

Ya I couldn't really figure out what he was biatching about either, but if it is that Kimmel is wrong. Trying to wipe out the python issue in Florida via hunting is probably one of the only good ideas Florida has ever had. They don't do enough to encourage it actually.


Yeah, python hunting is pretty widely accepted down here.

Of all the things you could insult Florida over that's pretty benign
 
2021-06-06 9:41:19 PM  
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2021-06-06 9:43:52 PM  
Not reading fox news.
 
2021-06-06 9:46:56 PM  

Generation_D: Not reading fox news.


Yeah. Do the Outline link above, I don't think that they get a click once someone makes it.
 
2021-06-06 9:47:28 PM  
Well, Desantis did launch missiles over Dry Tortuga.
 
2021-06-06 9:48:15 PM  

Tarl3k: Since I refuse to give Fox the Internet currency of a page click, is this a broken clock situation?  Or them biatching about Biden doing something?


Congratulations, oh Great One, you have struck a Mighty Blow for freedom and unicorns. I sure that Fox is reeling from the shock and awe.
 
2021-06-06 9:48:47 PM  
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/ not crying because you made fun of where he lives
/ crying because he was just told that that's where he lives
 
2021-06-06 9:49:59 PM  
hahaha i live in california so i will sit here and just enjoy not my state getting trashed for a second or two.    Eat shiat trumpers.
 
2021-06-06 9:51:19 PM  

dericwater: King Something: I thought this was about DeSantis cooking the books on the covid numbers and trying to quiet the scientist who had the receipts to prove he was lying.

There were no numbers for Friday, Saturday or today on worldometers for FL.


They, and by they I mean Governor Dipshiat Fascist, have decided to only publish the numbers weekly. Because "Covid-19 cases have significantly decreased over the past year as we have a less than 5 percent positivity rate, and our state is returning to normal, with vaccines widely available throughout Florida."

Or because it's tourist season and they somehow think a weekly total looks better.
 
2021-06-06 9:53:41 PM  
I thought the North Korea comparison was because of the bombardment of bullshiat Floridaians have gotten about how Desantis "got COVID right" even though in reality, they are pretty mediocre in every metric.
 
2021-06-06 9:54:24 PM  
Who knew that all I needed to do to get some good russian porn game ads was to click a foxnews web link.

I assume it was porn game ads. It was a variety of pictures of attractive cartoon women in various states of undress (I really liked the sexy nurse) with a lot of russian word things.
 
2021-06-06 10:16:04 PM  
Fox News whining about other media figures?

Way to change things up, guys.
 
2021-06-06 10:51:16 PM  
Am I supposed to know who any of those responding Tweeters are?
 
2021-06-06 10:55:21 PM  
To be fair both places are represented by a man child with a funny haircut who thinks they have more power than they really have.
 
2021-06-06 11:18:48 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: There is no evidence that North Korea has the police necessary to kill as many citizens year by police shooting as the USA does. North Korea lacks the prison capacity to imprison even a third of the people the USA does. North Korea and the USA both allow slave labour. They both have failing infrastructure (poisoned cities from poioned water systems, bridges falling down, etc), because they direct money to military materiel. North Korea tosses occasional missles into the ocen on its coast, the USA bombs and strafes houses most weeks without any trials in Africa and the Middle East. Women have more rights in the USA but not the right to equal pay, medical services only female bodies need, or equal rights, because American government consistently refuses to legisate their equality. The more expansive rights of Aemrian women would be more meaningful if the USA didn't have such a huge prison population, unequal pay, hundreds of thousands of untested rape kits as old as the 1980s with no indication fo future rape kits being tested, and a right to birth control.

I mean, under what rubric is the USA a safer, or less aggressive, place than North Korea? One metric would be wonderful. One metric that isn't spoiled by state sponsored imprisonment or refusal to grant rights.

Is it the lovely binding arbitration for the majority of employment violations by employers? Is it the rampant usurious interest payments on debts that leech off the luxuries of living on credit? Is it the fracking that makes the Dakotas light up brighter than cities as seen form outer space?


There is about a 98% chance you posted this from North Korea, but it doesn't mean you're wrong!
 
2021-06-06 11:25:55 PM  

dericwater: That Burmese python eradication program is going to result in.... EVEN MORE Burmese pythons. Guaranteed.


Thanks, I've never seen all those examples lined up in a single list before.

/The more you Fark, the more you learn.
 
2021-06-07 12:08:14 AM  
Who cares what Jimmy Kimmel says. He hasn't been funny since the Man Show. I guess he needs attention someway somehow.
 
2021-06-07 12:31:28 AM  
Everything's a front in the culture war to these people. Even Florida bashing, which used to be wonderfully bipartisan.
 
2021-06-07 12:58:31 AM  

GoldSpider: Tarl3k: Since I refuse to give Fox the Internet currency of a page click, is this a broken clock situation?  Or them biatching about Biden doing something?

"Jimmy Kimmel says Florida is like North Korea because of Burmese python hunting" is the best I could get out of that "article".


I know I'm supposed to be outraged at something, but what does that even mean?
 
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