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3630 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jun 2021 at 3:35 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-06 3:38:50 PM  
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2021-06-06 3:41:35 PM  
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2021-06-06 3:41:43 PM  
Got out on parole, discovered nobody would hire him with his record, and then figured he'd either get some cash the only way he knew how, or be back in a nice warm cell. Either way, he's not out on the street.
 
2021-06-06 3:47:44 PM  

allears: Got out on parole, discovered nobody would hire him with his record, and then figured he'd either get some cash the only way he knew how, or be back in a nice warm cell. Either way, he's not out on the street.

"Nearby officers found Blackman and arrested him in a nearby parking lot. They found the stolen cash in a nearby dumpster. "

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I think you're right.
 
2021-06-06 3:54:34 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: allears: Got out on parole, discovered nobody would hire him with his record, and then figured he'd either get some cash the only way he knew how, or be back in a nice warm cell. Either way, he's not out on the street.

"Nearby officers found Blackman and arrested him in a nearby parking lot. They found the stolen cash in a nearby dumpster. ".

I think you're right.


Gotta leave that first quotation mark un-italicized.
 
2021-06-06 3:56:46 PM  
Damn cops and their profiling
 
2021-06-06 3:59:23 PM  
Username checks out...
 
2021-06-06 4:03:41 PM  
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2021-06-06 4:14:26 PM  
Sadly greed is the great downfall of even the most talented unelected criminal.
 
2021-06-06 4:20:04 PM  
The rule is One-And-Done, dude. Be happy with your 2-3 thousand dollars and your dye-bombed car interior.
 
2021-06-06 4:24:54 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: allears: Got out on parole, discovered nobody would hire him with his record, and then figured he'd either get some cash the only way he knew how, or be back in a nice warm cell. Either way, he's not out on the street.

"Nearby officers found Blackman and arrested him in a nearby parking lot. They found the stolen cash in a nearby dumpster. ".

I think you're right.


I wonder if he dumpstered the cash because he saw the cops closing in and didn't want to get caught with it or if it had a dye packet go off. TFA doesn't say if he got anything from the other two robberies or if he abandoned those bundles, too.

/brb going to check some bank-adjacent dumpsters
 
2021-06-06 4:36:28 PM  

allears: Got out on parole, discovered nobody would hire him with his record, and then figured he'd either get some cash the only way he knew how, or be back in a nice warm cell. Either way, he's not out on the street.


Exactly
 
2021-06-06 5:00:46 PM  
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2021-06-06 5:03:38 PM  

waxbeans: allears: Got out on parole, discovered nobody would hire him with his record, and then figured he'd either get some cash the only way he knew how, or be back in a nice warm cell. Either way, he's not out on the street.

Exactly


Seems plausible.

So given that's the story what does a society do to rehab and reintegrate such people?

Offer en military service instead of time in the pokey?
 
2021-06-06 5:15:09 PM  

Father_Jack: waxbeans: allears: Got out on parole, discovered nobody would hire him with his record, and then figured he'd either get some cash the only way he knew how, or be back in a nice warm cell. Either way, he's not out on the street.

Exactly

Seems plausible.

So given that's the story what does a society do to rehab and reintegrate such people?

Offer en military service instead of time in the pokey?


Or. A good paying job picking up garbage?
That way he works alone and can pay his bills.
 
2021-06-06 5:20:08 PM  
This man thinks he's playing Grand Theft Auto in real life....
 
2021-06-06 5:37:35 PM  
Before I start my bank robbing spree I'm changing my name to Mr. Cutewhitegirl.
 
2021-06-06 5:59:43 PM  
Well you do have to admire his dedication to his craft.
 
2021-06-06 6:31:03 PM  
The first time was only to rob the bank a little bit. ha-HAH!

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