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(ABC7 New York)   Welcome to Brooklyn ..... CRUNCH   (abc7ny.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Brooklyn, crew members, Newtown Creek, 150-foot Seastreak ferry, East River, shallow waters, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, ferry  
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2021-06-06 12:40:42 PM  
Do you believe? If you believe clap your hands, don't let Seastreak Commodore die!
 
2021-06-06 12:47:36 PM  
The captain?

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/Just wanted to wave to his Girlfriend
 
2021-06-06 12:48:28 PM  
That's actually a pretty nice looking ferry. When I was growing up the one we used to take to get to Vancouver or Whidbey Island was basically a transport barge.
 
2021-06-06 12:52:08 PM  
I personally enjoyed how this article was written like this was close to the Titanic.  It ran aground in the Bronx surrounded by 10 million humans.  I think a rescue is possible.
 
2021-06-06 1:10:01 PM  
I met a big fairy in the Bronx once.
 
2021-06-06 1:58:32 PM  
We ride back and forth to and from the Jersey shore with this boat, she's the fastest one the water (avg 35 knots) and the newest one in her fleet. I just talked to my Capitan and he said they were taking on water and grounded it intentionally. Two Capitans on board her at all times so the investigation should be interesting.

/We only do 32 knots but we race with her all the time
 
2021-06-06 2:21:34 PM  
Can't wait for the "Ooops! All Brooklyn!" version to hit the supermarkets.

/dnrtfa
 
2021-06-06 2:25:04 PM  
"The East River Ferry is now arriving at dock eight...  dock nine...  dock ten..."
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2021-06-06 2:28:36 PM  
And now that I've read the article, my even dumber response:

Local hero Sully Sullenberger made an emergency water landing nearby in order to assist with the evacuation effort.
 
2021-06-06 3:10:59 PM  
Anal-retentive Brooklynite and ex ferry commuter of many years here:  That's not the East River Ferry.  That's the Seastreak.  It runs between New Jersey and NYC.  So just another typical NJ driver on NYC streets.
 
2021-06-06 3:58:22 PM  

Quinzy: I personally enjoyed how this article was written like this was close to the Titanic.  It ran aground in the Bronx surrounded by 10 million humans.  I think a rescue is possible.


But it was like as terrible as that Hinduborg balloon exploding? Like the one where the radio guy was super sad? It was literally as bad as that

/Literally
 
2021-06-06 7:56:25 PM  
It would be more funny if it was The Bronx boat.

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