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2021-06-06 11:27:24 AM  
DARE taught me how to use drugs properly. The program took the mystery away from the aura of drug use. Lessons I learned: pot/acid/shrooms are okay, don't drive after drinking more than three beers, stay away hard narcotics. All that I learned at the age of 12, then promptly began following the lessons a year or so later.

Some of my friends didn't pay attention. They're mostly dead, in prison or homeless, today. YMMV...
 
2021-06-06 11:59:05 AM  
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2021-06-06 12:15:17 PM  
Not only have I never been offered free drugs; I've rarely been offered drugs. DARE made it sound like I could find them on every corner. That simply isn't true, as I live on a corner.
 
2021-06-06 12:17:47 PM  
Tiny Tim is looking better these days.
 
2021-06-06 12:21:49 PM  
Man?

Between the hair and the boobs that's at least half a woman.
 
2021-06-06 12:22:07 PM  
Drugs Are Really Excellent
 
2021-06-06 12:24:16 PM  
I guess his clever disguise didn't work as well as he thought.
 
2021-06-06 12:24:35 PM  
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2021-06-06 12:28:37 PM  
See kids? As soon as you start disobeying authority by drinking or smoking pot, it's more-or-less inevitable that your life will enter a downward spiral that only ends when you overdose of fentanyl-laced heroin that you bought with money you got stealing Precious Moments figurines from you grandmother's house after getting released from prison for a drunken hit-and-run and punching puppies.
 
2021-06-06 12:28:40 PM  
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2021-06-06 12:29:38 PM  
I thought D.A.R.E. shirts were worn ironically anyway?
 
2021-06-06 12:29:39 PM  
I don't think I ever had a dealer that didn't own at least one DARE t-shirt.
 
2021-06-06 12:31:42 PM  
DARE is still around? Didn't the multiple reports of saying it works for shiat shut it down? Guess cops needed that sweet money for the DARE stuff.
 
2021-06-06 12:33:18 PM  
The Ironic tag has the day off I guess.
 
2021-06-06 12:34:01 PM  

jmr61: Man?

Between the hair and the boobs that's at least half a woman.


He can lose the weight. You'll be an asshole forever.
 
2021-06-06 12:34:10 PM  
I remember Dare classes in 5th grade, long before I had any exposure to drugs or alcohol.

7 grade was Great, the gang resistance class, which seems unnecessary considering I went to a white school in a middle class white suburb

The Dare education didn't really work, since I turned out to be an addict and alcoholic anyway
 
2021-06-06 12:34:23 PM  

groppet: DARE is still around? Didn't the multiple reports of saying it works for shiat shut it down? Guess cops needed that sweet money for the DARE stuff.


How high are you?
 
2021-06-06 12:36:50 PM  

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After all this time, I still remember the lyrics. I couldn't tell you what I had for breakfast today, but my memory has strange priorities.
 
2021-06-06 12:37:15 PM  
Weak American anti-drug programming send youth down on wrong path, when he just need Hard Bass.
Soviet Army dancing to Hard Bass
Youtube A1PAO3jgmXY
 
2021-06-06 12:37:35 PM  
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2021-06-06 12:39:55 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: See kids? As soon as you start disobeying authority by drinking or smoking pot, it's more-or-less inevitable that your life will enter a downward spiral that only ends when you overdose of fentanyl-laced heroin that you bought with money you got stealing Precious Moments figurines from you grandmother's house after getting released from prison for a drunken hit-and-run and punching puppies.


That was oddly specific.

You wanna talk about it, bro?
 
2021-06-06 12:42:27 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: I remember Dare classes in 5th grade, long before I had any exposure to drugs or alcohol.

7 grade was Great, the gang resistance class, which seems unnecessary considering I went to a white school in a middle class white suburb

The Dare education didn't really work, since I turned out to be an addict and alcoholic anyway


Bootlickers hiring cops to go around and lie to kids.

How could that plan ever have failed????

/didn't work for me either
 
2021-06-06 12:44:35 PM  

groppet: DARE is still around? Didn't the multiple reports of saying it works for shiat shut it down? Guess cops needed that sweet money for the DARE stuff.


Lol when has something not working made the government reconsider it? Hell, it seems only programs the government likes killing are the ones that do work.
 
2021-06-06 12:44:42 PM  
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2021-06-06 12:44:46 PM  
Dare shirts are targets for the police.  It means the wearer is at risk for drug use.  It's called intelligence gathering, just like Facebook.
 
2021-06-06 12:45:30 PM  
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2021-06-06 12:45:31 PM  
This guy wasn't even alive in the 1980s but he's got the shirt and the lopsided haircut. If he's ever played Rock Me Amadeus for his neighbors he should get the death penalty.
 
2021-06-06 1:02:38 PM  
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/wasn't look at his neck
//starbuck, starbuck
///shoot the moon!
 
2021-06-06 1:03:17 PM  

Algebrat: Weak American anti-drug programming send youth down on wrong path, when he just need Hard Bass.
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Well, that settles in it. I was thinking about doing drugs, now I know better.
 
2021-06-06 1:18:06 PM  
I would like to know what kind of drugs his hairdresser was on, so that I may avoid them
 
2021-06-06 1:27:38 PM  
ha! my town made the news! i have a habit of checking this most mornings, and made note of it friday.

https://report.boonecountymo.org/mrcj​a​va/servlet/RMS01_MP.I00090s
 
2021-06-06 1:37:55 PM  
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2021-06-06 2:03:21 PM  

ComaToast: This guy wasn't even alive in the 1980s but he's got the shirt and the lopsided haircut. If he's ever played Rock Me Amadeus for his neighbors he should get the death penalty.


This has major "Oh, you like the 80s? Name three of it albums" energy to it.
 
2021-06-06 2:09:48 PM  
Didn't Nancy teach you people anything?
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2021-06-06 2:16:30 PM  

Combustion: Not only have I never been offered free drugs; I've rarely been offered drugs. DARE made it sound like I could find them on every corner. That simply isn't true, as I live on a corner.


Even someone like me who does not partake has been offered a pass of a bowl. Weed is like beer or vodka. Your friend offers you a hit same way he might offer a beer. It is bad manners to hog the bong. Then they would never offer you drugs again. I was even offered shrouds once.

I have a feeling people on meth or crack/cocaine don't, seeing as how expensive and crazy it makes them.
 
2021-06-06 2:28:19 PM  
"Just give me the ol' 'Business on the Side, Party on the Other Side' cut!"
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2021-06-06 2:39:09 PM  

Katwang: Didn't Nancy teach you people anything?
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Absolutely! She taught me that the entire nation will get behind futile and ineffectual government policies/movements with the only litmus test for success being whether or not it will help them sleep better at night.
 
2021-06-06 2:39:13 PM  
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Am I the only one who gets a Tiny Tim vibe?
 
2021-06-06 2:47:02 PM  

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Am I the only one who gets a Tiny Tim vibe?


It was literally in the fourth comment.

/ also figuratively
 
2021-06-06 2:47:44 PM  

mrshowrules: [coolukulele.com image 515x666]
Am I the only one who gets a Tiny Tim vibe?


I came here to post a pic of him too but saw yours first.
 
2021-06-06 2:51:43 PM  

Somacandra: Tiny Tim is looking better these days.


Shakes tiny fist.
 
2021-06-06 2:52:09 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: mrshowrules: [coolukulele.com image 515x666]
Am I the only one who gets a Tiny Tim vibe?

It was literally in the fourth comment.

/ also figuratively


I did actually go through the thread first but I missed it.
 
2021-06-06 3:10:22 PM  
Most of the better/smarter drug dealers I knew in high school would have a single D.A.R.E. bumper sticker on their car.  They moved more drugs and were generally weren't hassled by the cops.

The dumber ones were plastered in Pink Floyd + Grateful Dead stickers and they were usually good guys to go to if you needed $20 of weed.  They were constantly harassed by the cops.

Not saying it was right, but try not to paint a target on your back.
 
2021-06-06 3:31:06 PM  
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2021-06-06 3:50:39 PM  

Katwang: Didn't Nancy teach you people anything?
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How to give head to get ahead in Hollywood?
 
2021-06-06 5:50:41 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: Combustion: Not only have I never been offered free drugs; I've rarely been offered drugs. DARE made it sound like I could find them on every corner. That simply isn't true, as I live on a corner.

Even someone like me who does not partake has been offered a pass of a bowl. Weed is like beer or vodka. Your friend offers you a hit same way he might offer a beer. It is bad manners to hog the bong. Then they would never offer you drugs again. I was even offered shrouds once.

I have a feeling people on meth or crack/cocaine don't, seeing as how expensive and crazy it makes them.


Well yeah, obviously my friends offered...but I'm talking about Stranger Danger. The evil man offering you coke, or PCP on the corner.

It usually doesn't happen. The cops would bust someone just standing there auctioning off drugs.
 
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2021-06-06 6:52:27 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: I was even offered shrouds once.


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2021-06-06 6:59:25 PM  

Katwang: Didn't Nancy teach you people anything?
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Theres a trademark on that logo!?!  they were concerned people would steal that logo & dilute its value?

LOL.
 
2021-06-06 8:58:24 PM  

Somacandra: Tiny Tim is looking better these days.


Well considering he's dead...
 
2021-06-06 9:39:47 PM  
Dare made me want to try drugs.
 
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