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(CNN)   Florida Man goes hunting for shark teeth, finds alligator teeth in the most Florida way   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Alligator, Jeffrey Heim, alligator bite, Florida Fish, Wound, Attack, Wildlife Conservation Commission, severity of his injuries  
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1532 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jun 2021 at 7:20 AM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-06 7:36:45 AM  
This is why I never swim in fresh water in Florida. Chances are there's a gator in there somewhere.
 
2021-06-06 7:47:34 AM  
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2021-06-06 7:58:21 AM  
i like that he looks like an actor who excels in idiot roles
 
2021-06-06 8:01:04 AM  
You can buy those teeth at every tourist trap in Florida. Cheap.
Cheap enough.
He will probably need a new wetsuit now too. I know I would.
 
2021-06-06 8:09:33 AM  
Myakka is a very cool state park, but you don't swim there.
 
2021-06-06 8:43:50 AM  
-Dumbass goes swimming in the Myakka River
-Dumbass almost gets eaten
-Alligator now suffers the consequences from dumbass's actions
Dumbass should be forced to work at an animal rescue
 
2021-06-06 8:58:07 AM  
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"Crunch all you want, I'll make more."
 
2021-06-06 9:03:17 AM  
The situation really just emotionally came crashing down on me," he said. "I cried so hard that day for about an hour or two. (I) just could not stop crying and I was thanking God."

I prayed on this, and God told me that he put alligators in the river to keep people out. He was angry, so he sent a gator to bite you.  People forgot about Old Testament God.  None of this caring and sharing crap.  It's just smiting all day.
 
2021-06-06 9:14:19 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The situation really just emotionally came crashing down on me," he said. "I cried so hard that day for about an hour or two. (I) just could not stop crying and I was thanking God."

I prayed on this, and God told me that he put alligators in the river to keep people out. He was angry, so he sent a gator to bite you.  People forgot about Old Testament God.  None of this caring and sharing crap.  It's just smiting all day.


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2021-06-06 10:07:36 AM  
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2021-06-06 11:59:57 AM  
He farked around and found out.
 
2021-06-06 12:23:31 PM  
Large & terrifying alligators at Deep Hole, Myakka State Park, Florida
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This is why you don't swim the Myakka River.  It's the equivalent of wading the pond at Gatorland.
 
2021-06-06 12:39:05 PM  
Again? That guy should stay out of the water.
 
2021-06-06 1:22:25 PM  
Venice beach was the place to find shark teeth. Right after a gulf hurricane..
 
2021-06-06 3:42:44 PM  
I submitted this with basically the same head line.
 
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