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(Kotaku)   "But I'm not under oath, so can I lie?" is not the best opener to your testimony in the defamation lawsuit you filed   (kotaku.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, David Cage, Quantic Dream, Heavy Rain, Quantic Dream executives, French publications Le Monde, Independent French union Solidaires Informatique, Fahrenheit, Paris court  
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6 days ago  
"Cage allegedly cried on the stand, stomping his feet"

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Nothing worse than watching a farking fat man weep.
 
6 days ago  
David Cage exhibited strange behavior. You mean he made an actual game for once?

"Cage allegedly cried on the stand, stomping his feet, screaming about interferences to his business and damage to his honor, and eventually storming out of the court room altogether."

Wait, you can just do that?
 
6 days ago  
This guy needs advice from one of those law talking guys.
 
6 days ago  
Don't know don't care.
Wake me when I get a revenge boner from it.
 
6 days ago  
Something tells me his tantrumony might be disregarded

Jfc "I'm not under oath so I can lie?". Not the sharpest tool
 
6 days ago  

no1curr: Something tells me his tantrumony might be disregarded

Jfc "I'm not under oath so I can lie?". Not the sharpest tool


Smarted for tantrumony.
Lovely portmanteau word you built there...
 
6 days ago  

casual disregard: David Cage exhibited strange behavior. You mean he made an actual game for once?

"Cage allegedly cried on the stand, stomping his feet, screaming about interferences to his business and damage to his honor, and eventually storming out of the court room altogether."

Wait, you can just do that?


Rich people can do whatever they want and justice is only to be used againstthe poor and/or black people.
 
6 days ago  

no1curr: Something tells me his tantrumony might be disregarded

Jfc "I'm not under oath so I can lie?". Not the sharpest tool


Photoshopping pictures of employees into Nazi leather gear in explicit positions and leaving them around the office strike you as smart either? These are NOT fellas with much in the way of good judgement or self control.

Looking back at the plot in Detroit: Become Human it just gets a li'l more creepy.
 
6 days ago  
Watching too much bootleg FOX News.
 
6 days ago  

casual disregard: David Cage exhibited strange behavior. You mean he made an actual game for once?

"Cage allegedly cried on the stand, stomping his feet, screaming about interferences to his business and damage to his honor, and eventually storming out of the court room altogether."

Wait, you can just do that?


You can in France. You simply say 'But I am le tired'. Then you'll be allowed to go have a nap.
 
6 days ago  
Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.
 
6 days ago  
I have no trouble believing that people who behave that way in front of a judge might be less than professional with their employees.
 
6 days ago  
"...the most prevalent being a massive internal trove of photoshopped images depicting employees in sexual situations and altered to look like Nazis."

Your honor, I did nazi those sexual images.
 
6 days ago  
Emotions! Emotions! Emotions!

\Doki Doki Literature Club has more emotional depth than any David Cage game.
 
6 days ago  

jtown: "...the most prevalent being a massive internal trove of photoshopped images depicting employees in sexual situations and altered to look like Nazis."

Your honor, I did nazi those sexual images.


Oh, wait!  I've got a better one.

I'll bet they did nazi that cummuing.
 
6 days ago  
Cage allegedly cried on the stand, stomping his feet, screaming about interferences to his business and damage to his honor, and eventually storming out of the court room altogether.

what a baby
 
6 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.


David Cage is the owner and lead developer of Quantic Dreams.
 
6 days ago  

hubiestubert: no1curr: Something tells me his tantrumony might be disregarded

Jfc "I'm not under oath so I can lie?". Not the sharpest tool

Photoshopping pictures of employees into Nazi leather gear in explicit positions and leaving them around the office strike you as smart either? These are NOT fellas with much in the way of good judgement or self control.

Looking back at the plot in Detroit: Become Human it just gets a li'l more creepy.


But he knows Ellen\Elliot Page!
 
6 days ago  
The loss of privilege feels like oppression.
 
6 days ago  
Cage allegedly cried on the stand, stomping his feet, screaming about interferences to his business and damage to his honor, and eventually storming out of the court room altogether.

He failed his court QTE
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6 days ago  
Tout est question d'éthique dans le journalisme de jeux vidéo
 
6 days ago  

casual disregard: David Cage exhibited strange behavior. You mean he made an actual game for once?

"Cage allegedly cried on the stand, stomping his feet, screaming about interferences to his business and damage to his honor, and eventually storming out of the court room altogether."

Wait, you can just do that?


Well...he was the one suing the newspaper so, sure, I guess you can. But the French try cases to the judges and it probably goes over like a lead balloon.
 
6 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: You can in France. You simply say 'But I am le tired'. Then you'll be allowed to go have a nap.


Then we fire ze missiles?
 
6 days ago  

hubiestubert: no1curr: Something tells me his tantrumony might be disregarded

Jfc "I'm not under oath so I can lie?". Not the sharpest tool

Photoshopping pictures of employees into Nazi leather gear in explicit positions and leaving them around the office strike you as smart either? These are NOT fellas with much in the way of good judgement or self control.


They're a pair of creeps who fetishized the abuse of their own authority
 
6 days ago  

no1curr: Not the sharpest tool


But a tool nonetheless, and a huge one at that.
 
6 days ago  
So they were mad about an article about a toxic work environment at their company and now they're mad that the defamation lawsuit they started is resulting in actual documented evidence in the court record of a toxic work environment at their company?
Best response to a threat of lawsuit is "I'm not afraid of discovery, are you?"
 
6 days ago  

Tyrone Slothrop: Ragin' Asian: Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.

David Cage is the owner and lead developer of Quantic Dreams.


Oh well. fark 'em.
 
6 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.


My only complaint is that they never resolved the dad's blackouts and the other seemingly paranormal-ish stuff that happened toward the beginning. Granted, I only did one playthrough, so I'm sure I missed some alternate story beats.

The only other game I've played is Indigo Prophecy, which started great but went off the rails crazy right at the end.
 
6 days ago  

Mr Tarantula: Ragin' Asian: Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.

My only complaint is that they never resolved the dad's blackouts and the other seemingly paranormal-ish stuff that happened toward the beginning. Granted, I only did one playthrough, so I'm sure I missed some alternate story beats.

The only other game I've played is Indigo Prophecy, which started great but went off the rails crazy right at the end.


I thought Heavy Rain and Indigo Prophecy were the same game released in different regions under different names. If you get me back into playing video games, I'm s going to haunt you.
 
6 days ago  

Mr Tarantula: The only other game I've played is Indigo Prophecy, which started great but went off the rails crazy right at the end.


The first 5 minutes were great, maybe.  "Oh wow.  I just murdered a guy in a bathroom for no reason and need to escape the cops!"  And then:

* "Ok, I made it home.  Time to do a Quicktime event where I play the guitar."
* "Oh, now I play the cop.  All right, time to investig... nope, I guess it's time to play basketball..."

By the time we got to the Mayans vs. aliens, the prophecy baby, and me being in love with the police detective who I just met a few minutes earlier, and so on, I already didn't give a shiat anymore.
 
6 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: Mr Tarantula: Ragin' Asian: Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.

My only complaint is that they never resolved the dad's blackouts and the other seemingly paranormal-ish stuff that happened toward the beginning. Granted, I only did one playthrough, so I'm sure I missed some alternate story beats.

The only other game I've played is Indigo Prophecy, which started great but went off the rails crazy right at the end.

I thought Heavy Rain and Indigo Prophecy were the same game released in different regions under different names. If you get me back into playing video games, I'm s going to haunt you.


Indigo Prophecy was called Fahrenheit in other regions. It was released in the PS2 era. In the beginning of the game your character blacks out and seemingly kills people.

Heavy Rain was PS3. Your kid goes missing and you switch between playing as the dad, an FBI agent, a P.I., and a reporter.
 
6 days ago  
Think they proved the "toxic work environment" story.
 
6 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: casual disregard: David Cage exhibited strange behavior. You mean he made an actual game for once?

"Cage allegedly cried on the stand, stomping his feet, screaming about interferences to his business and damage to his honor, and eventually storming out of the court room altogether."

Wait, you can just do that?

You can in France. You simply say 'But I am le tired'. Then you'll be allowed to go have a nap.


Hmm. Let's see if it works here, too.

Because I am actually le tired.
 
6 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.


Heavy Rain is only scary if you're a parent and worried about losing your child at the mall.
 
6 days ago  
Despite all his rage, the rat is still David Cage.

/Too good an opportunity to pass up
//Seriously though, WTF
 
6 days ago  

LOLITROLU: Ragin' Asian: Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.

Heavy Rain is only scary if you're a parent and worried about losing your child at the mall.


Or if you did naked mo-cap for a French game studio and heard about their games' glitches.
 
6 days ago  

BeerBear: Cage allegedly cried on the stand, stomping his feet, screaming about interferences to his business and damage to his honor, and eventually storming out of the court room altogether.

what a baby


We also would have accepted "storming out of the courtroom."
 
6 days ago  

no1curr: Something tells me his tantrumony might be disregarded

Jfc "I'm not under oath so I can lie?". Not the sharpest tool


That's the kind of shiat you ask your lawyer, when there's no one else around
 
6 days ago  

casual disregard: David Cage exhibited strange behavior. You mean he made an actual game for once?

"Cage allegedly cried on the stand, stomping his feet, screaming about interferences to his business and damage to his honor, and eventually storming out of the court room altogether."

Wait, you can just do that?


Username checks out.
 
6 days ago  

LOLITROLU: Ragin' Asian: Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.

Heavy Rain is only scary if you're a parent and worried about losing your child at the mall.


You don't mind losing your kid at the mall? Hey! Free kid!
 
6 days ago  
Narcissistic people hate being called to account, particularly in the workplace. DARVO is a favourite tactic of theirs:
• Deny
• Argue
• Reverse Victim/Offender

The best way to deal with them is in the light.

Document everything and put things down in black and white.

'Oh, it was because of me that things were knocked off my desk? It's my fault? Oh, okay. So, did I knock my property off my desk? Oh, it was you. Oh, I made you? How did I make you?'
 
5 days ago  

LOLITROLU: Gordon Bennett: casual disregard: David Cage exhibited strange behavior. You mean he made an actual game for once?

"Cage allegedly cried on the stand, stomping his feet, screaming about interferences to his business and damage to his honor, and eventually storming out of the court room altogether."

Wait, you can just do that?

You can in France. You simply say 'But I am le tired'. Then you'll be allowed to go have a nap.

Hmm. Let's see if it works here, too.

Because I am actually le tired.


Yes it worked!

Le Nap was quite good.
 
5 days ago  

Mr Tarantula: LOLITROLU: Ragin' Asian: Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.

Heavy Rain is only scary if you're a parent and worried about losing your child at the mall.

Or if you did naked mo-cap for a French game studio and heard about their games' glitches.


Was it a glitch?

I thought they got a dev unit or debug mode and unlocked the camera?
 
5 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: LOLITROLU: Ragin' Asian: Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.

Heavy Rain is only scary if you're a parent and worried about losing your child at the mall.

You don't mind losing your kid at the mall? Hey! Free kid!


Not a parent.
Can't lose a kid if you don't have a kid.
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5 days ago  

no1curr: Something tells me his tantrumony might be disregarded

Jfc "I'm not under oath so I can lie?". Not the sharpest tool


Urban dictionary definition for tantrimony: "When you're giving testimony for a Senate confirmation hearing and it turns into a tantrum"

I like your spelling better.
 
5 days ago  

LOLITROLU: Mr Tarantula: LOLITROLU: Ragin' Asian: Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.

Heavy Rain is only scary if you're a parent and worried about losing your child at the mall.

Or if you did naked mo-cap for a French game studio and heard about their games' glitches.

Was it a glitch?

I thought they got a dev unit or debug mode and unlocked the camera?


For Heavy Rain I think it was a glitch directly after an actual nude shower scene, where the journalist was walking around in her hotel room.
 
5 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: Were they actual game developers or just dick investors? Heavy Rain was a pretty great gaming experience. I'd rate it on the level of Silent Hill in terms of giving me the shivers late at night.


Detroit: Become Human is quite good too, although definitely a very different genre.
 
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