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(Politico)   For the first time in US history, a former president has taken to the campaign trail and denounced the last election as fraudulent. "The evidence is too voluminous to even mention," Trump said at one point. Tellingly, he never mentioned it   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Republican Party, Donald Trump, Palm Beach, Florida, Election, United States Senate, President of the United States, Ivana Trump, Fred Trump  
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2304 clicks; posted to Politics » on 06 Jun 2021 at 4:05 AM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
Didn't watch, but really hoping he said something that opens himself up to a defamation lawsuit now that he doesn't have the justice department to protect him.
 
6 days ago  
I'm not the first to suggest this, but build a duplicate of the Oval Office at Mar a Lago and let him live his fantasy.

We could add a TV camera and turn it into a reality show.
 
6 days ago  
For f*ck's sake, when can we stop this f*cker?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
"But YOU can be the first to know by joining Donnie's Secret Circle and getting your own Decoder Ring! Just be sure to not forget to unclick the anti-quitter box and your daily $100 payment will get you the beautiful, luxurious decoder ring so you will know exactly when Trump returns to the White House in two weeks!"
 
6 days ago  
It may be tedious Donnie but you need to spell it out or it didn't happen.
 
6 days ago  
I don't see how convincing his supporters that elections are a sham will drive his voters to the polls. Quite the opposite.
 
6 days ago  
He just can't let things go:

"Now when I made the best speech I've ever made, they said it was at West Point. And it was pouring and I had a ramp that was an ice skating rink," Trump falsely claimed.

It was not pouring, it was a sunny day in June and there was no ice on the ramp. In fact, earlier that same day, MSNBC law enforcement analyst Clint Watts posted a video showing the "amazing weather for West Point graduation today."
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Creepy Lurker Guy: I'm not the first to suggest this, but build a duplicate of the Oval Office at Mar a Lago and let him live his fantasy.

We could add a TV camera and turn it into a reality show.


I wonder how long we could ferry him from golf course to golf course before he realized something was wrong.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
You would think that having their lips turn green from fellating the "golden" calf would have clued the rubes in by now.
 
6 days ago  

fragMasterFlash: You would think that having their lips turn green from fellating the "golden" calf would have clued the rubes in by now.


And that would require an understanding of causality.
 
6 days ago  

cretinbob: [sharecopia.com image 600x578]


well, of all the objects one could choose to "levitate" with their peach fuzz skull stubble, an unwrapped reese's peanut butter cup IS pretty inspired!

i see big things ahead for her dad! he's clearly smarter AND more creative than the fanta menace has ever been......perhaps he can become a tiktok "star" and than somehow parlay that into old orangina's next chief political advisor? be someone to really clue the former guy in to what the kids dig these days?

it could be FABULOUS!
 
6 days ago  

Creepy Lurker Guy: I'm not the first to suggest this, but build a duplicate of the Oval Office at Mar a Lago and let him live his fantasy.

We could add a TV camera and turn it into a reality show.


If I wanted to watch a mentally ill murderer, I'd look up those Hannibal movies.
 
6 days ago  

Creepy Lurker Guy: I'm not the first to suggest this, but build a duplicate of the Oval Office at Mar a Lago and let him live his fantasy.

We could add a TV camera and turn it into a reality show.


We could do one of those prank shows, tell him he's judging Miss Teen USA, put up a sign on a door that says "Caution: Nude teenagers inside" and then when he rushes thru the door he drops into a wood chipper

Comedy!
 
6 days ago  
I can't wait until August when all this partisan back-and-fourth will be put to an end and Trump ascends the steps of the White House once again.

Hopefully he'll check for toilet paper beforehand.
 
6 days ago  
I didn't get in trouble with the last insurrection, why not try for another?
 
6 days ago  
I see that it went as well as we all predicted with great accuracy.

"Now you may have heard a rumor that I have been considering possibly running for Senate," said Trump, who said she is instead focusing on her role as a mother. "I am saying no for now, not no forever."

Translation: The bunkie name is poison and I have the chance of a snowball in hell of getting even on the ballot
 
6 days ago  
...to the campaign trial...

To the what now?
 
6 days ago  

make me some tea: I don't see how convincing his supporters that elections are a sham will drive his voters to the polls. Quite the opposite.


It won't matter. Irregularity gets called in the precincts they are losing and they take from there. By the time they are done elections are just a formality and for show.
 
6 days ago  
Nevermind Trump, I need to tell you about something far more important.

Tonight, I called in advanced and scheduled a carryout pickup of $40 of Brussel sprouts. It was 4 orders, $10 a box. The place I ordered from requires reservations, and it was super busy. The wait for a reservation was too long, I needed these Brussel sprouts tonight! They were absolutely delicious and worth the extra hour wait and the money.
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It's 2021, people are reserving tables to eat Brussel sprouts.

Donald Trump is yesterday's trash.
 
6 days ago  
A spent force. The last few smoking embers of an extinguished forest fire.

(I hope)
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
He tried to reframe his West Point ramp disaster.

Reality: It was a warm sunny day
Trump: It was cold and rainy. The ramp was a long steep icy booby trap.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-ramp/
'That was a boobytrap': Trump offers new explanation for his bizarre walk down West Point ramp

Donald Trump
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6 days ago  

AliceBToklasLives: fragMasterFlash: You would think that having their lips turn green from fellating the "golden" calf would have clued the rubes in by now.

And that would require an understanding of causality.


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6 days ago  

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Depends.
 
6 days ago  
Someone should sit him down at a computer and log him on to PornHub. That's the last we'd hear from him.
 
6 days ago  

red5ish: Someone should sit him down at a computer and log him on to PornHub. That's the last we'd hear from him.


But.. they don't look like him!
 
6 days ago  
Hey, dumb tabloid rags? Let's sit down a moment. There's a reason CBS doesn't air reruns of Survivor. There's a reason Weekly World News went out of print. There's a reason we don't want to see Donald Trump anymore. It was a horrifying car wreck that's fascinating for a bit. No one wants to hang around to see the bodies being pulled out.
 
6 days ago  

Walker: He just can't let things go:

"Now when I made the best speech I've ever made, they said it was at West Point. And it was pouring and I had a ramp that was an ice skating rink," Trump falsely claimed.

It was not pouring, it was a sunny day in June and there was no ice on the ramp. In fact, earlier that same day, MSNBC law enforcement analyst Clint Watts posted a video showing the "amazing weather for West Point graduation today."


He exaggerates the story a little more every time he tells it. Pretty soon it will be "There was a blizzard and strong gusting winds, three feet of snow on the ramp. Yuge icicles on the railing, they told me sir you shouldn't try to walk down that ramp but I showed them, they say I could have been an Olympic skier...
 
6 days ago  

luna1580: cretinbob: [sharecopia.com image 600x578]

well, of all the objects one could choose to "levitate" with their peach fuzz skull stubble, an unwrapped reese's peanut butter cup IS pretty inspired!

i see big things ahead for her dad! he's clearly smarter AND more creative than the fanta menace has ever been......perhaps he can become a tiktok "star" and than somehow parlay that into old orangina's next chief political advisor? be someone to really clue the former guy in to what the kids dig these days?

it could be FABULOUS!


Ahhh, I thought it was a bottle cap.
 
6 days ago  
Just because the trump admin was an abomination doesn't mean your headlines should be as well.

BE BEST!

and such as
 
6 days ago  

red5ish: Someone should sit him down at a computer and log him on to PornHub. That's the last we'd hear from him.


Soon

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6 days ago  

Officer Barrelroll: Didn't watch, but really hoping he said something that opens himself up to a defamation lawsuit now that he doesn't have the justice department to protect him.


I'd imagine Dominion's lawyers have people watching him like the train wreck he is for him to open his trap and say those magic words...
 
6 days ago  
Who taught him the word 'voluminous'?  I can't imagine him even trying to pronounce it.
 
6 days ago  
But on Sudafed it is
 
6 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: Hey, dumb tabloid rags? Let's sit down a moment. There's a reason CBS doesn't air reruns of Survivor. There's a reason Weekly World News went out of print. There's a reason we don't want to see Donald Trump anymore. It was a horrifying car wreck that's fascinating for a bit. No one wants to hang around to see the bodies being pulled out.


Unfortunately, 40% of the US population disagrees strenuously.
 
6 days ago  
For the first time in US history, a former president has taken to the campaign trial and denounced the last election as fraudulent, "The evidence is too voluminous to even mention," Trump said at one point. Tellingly, he never mentioned it"

The unclosed quotation marks are really bothering me.  Repeating the quote encloses everything else in quotation marks, so you all have been quoted in the headline.

Lord jesus, save us from shiat journalism, as well as those masquerading as such.
 
6 days ago  

luna1580: cretinbob: [sharecopia.com image 600x578]

well, of all the objects one could choose to "levitate" with their peach fuzz skull stubble, an unwrapped reese's peanut butter cup IS pretty inspired!

i see big things ahead for her dad! he's clearly smarter AND more creative than the fanta menace has ever been......perhaps he can become a tiktok "star" and than somehow parlay that into old orangina's next chief political advisor? be someone to really clue the former guy in to what the kids dig these days?

it could be FABULOUS!


That's a bottle cap...
 
6 days ago  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Who taught him the word 'voluminous'?  I can't imagine him even trying to pronounce it.


1) The various women he has slept with, describing his mushroom with precision without compliment
2) The various women he has slept with, describing his voluminous um, volume, he's fat
3) Anyone who has heard him talk, because he does not have an inside voice

/choad
 
6 days ago  

Creepy Lurker Guy: I'm not the first to suggest this, but build a duplicate of the Oval Office at Mar a Lago and let him live his fantasy.


How do we know he hasn't had that done already?
 
6 days ago  

Benevolent Misanthrope: For f*ck's sake, when can we stop this f*cker?


If Covid, obesity, and time-travelling assassins all failed, I think we'll just have to wait him out.
 
6 days ago  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Creepy Lurker Guy: I'm not the first to suggest this, but build a duplicate of the Oval Office at Mar a Lago and let him live his fantasy.

How do we know he hasn't had that done already?


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6 days ago  

red5ish: Someone should sit him down at a computer and log him on to PornHub. That's the last we'd hear from him.


Flawed.

He obviously can not reach his wiener.
 
6 days ago  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Who taught him the word 'voluminous'?  I can't imagine him even trying to pronounce it.



Well the ususal expression is "too numerous to mention", i.e. listing items separately would take too long. I suspect whoever wrote the speech used that phrase and Trump's addled mind exchanged a word.
 
6 days ago  
Oh god. Why is he doing rallies again? Go away while we clean up your mess, you asshole.
 
6 days ago  

Bluenosed Baker: red5ish: Someone should sit him down at a computer and log him on to PornHub. That's the last we'd hear from him.

Flawed.

He obviously can not reach his wiener.


According to Ben Garrison, it's at least a foot long.
 
6 days ago  

It'sMorphin'Time: Oh god. Why is he doing rallies again? Go away while we clean up your mess, you asshole.


He still hasn't paid the bills from previous rallies.

He won't pay the bills for the future rallies. But he isn't POTUS anymore so the cops aren't obligated to provide escort or security.

Hopefully attendance will fail to reach that of his fellow traitor and Putin, Inc. employee Nigel Farage. Humiliation and subpoenas should be his only rewards.
 
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