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(NHL)   Will the Jets continue to flameout or will they finally win a game against the Habs? Will the Avs realize getting outshot 2:1 is not the best strategy? Will we have to suffer another day without bonus hockey? Go time @ 6pm ET. Ferme ta gueule, Pierre   (nhl.com) divider line
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Soon. Go Habs Go.
 
6 days ago  
Another night of hockey, another shot at disappointment.
 
6 days ago  
Go Jets, go Knights

Only because 'more hockey', I really don't care all that much
 
6 days ago  
Go Jets!
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
I'd like a Jorts win here just to keep it interesting
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Habs/Bruins Finals. Because Don Cherry and Mike Milbury need to be exorcised.
 
6 days ago  
Mike Milbury didn't enjoy the 2nd period of Bolts-Jerks yesterday

/possible badge post
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:
1.      Johnny Sex.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
5.      Shut Up, Pierre.
6.      Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
7.      Too Much Man.
8.      Intermission GIF Party.
9.      Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
10.   Danger Zone.
11.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
12.   Game On.
13.   Goonjuice.
14.   Bonus Hockey.
15.   Gredunza.
16.   TIED.
17.   UNTIED.
18.   Damn early/late starts.
19.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
20.   Dreadnaught for 2-0 lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   TING!
39.   Long Change:  DRINK!
40.   DAGGER!
41.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
42.   Slash GIF.
43.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
44.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
45.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
46.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
47.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
48.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
50.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
51.   Annoying Leafs fans
52.   ITG Bruins Fans
53.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
54.   Trolling for Penguins fans
55.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
56.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
57.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
58.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
59.   STFU about advanced stats
60.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
61.   East Division complaining
62.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
63.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
64.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
65.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
66.   (Goalies name here) says NO!  (Adjusted for goalie's native language as necessary.)
67.   You Can't Do That.GIF
68.   A biatchippy
69.   Tributes to fallen comrades (i.e., Canadian Lurker, andychrist420)
 
6 days ago  
Canada has given the green light for NHL teams to cross the border.

Statement from deputy commissioner Bill Daly:

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question: is your EIP up to date?  As mentioned in a previous thread, I'm heading to Florida for the World Poker Tour for 2 weeks.  I was wondering if you'd be interested in handling the badge tracker again while I'm gone?  It's a LOT more simple now.  You just have to add the URL to a text document (that I'll share via dropbox) and save it.  The scripts on my server will do the rest.

If your email is correct (and you're willing to do it), I'll send you instructions and access tot he file.
 
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abmoraz: buckeyebrain: [Fark user image 425x237]

question: is your EIP up to date?  As mentioned in a previous thread, I'm heading to Florida for the World Poker Tour for 2 weeks.  I was wondering if you'd be interested in handling the badge tracker again while I'm gone?  It's a LOT more simple now.  You just have to add the URL to a text document (that I'll share via dropbox) and save it.  The scripts on my server will do the rest.

If your email is correct (and you're willing to do it), I'll send you instructions and access tot he file.


It is not.  That's an old addy.  My current is (my handle) at gee mail.
 
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5 days ago  
Hitler reacts to the Leafs losing game 7 to the Canadiens
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5 days ago  

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I feel seen.
 
5 days ago  
I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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harleyquinnical: I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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Condolences.
 
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harleyquinnical: I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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I'm sorry Harley
 
5 days ago  

harleyquinnical: I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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Dammit. My sympathy to the HqEgD household.

/Rainbow Bridge has had heavy traffic this weekend
 
5 days ago  

harleyquinnical: I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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Fark cancer!

My sympathies to all of you.
 
5 days ago  

harleyquinnical: I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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I'm sorry for your loss.  FARK CANCER!!!
 
5 days ago  

harleyquinnical: I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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I'm so sorry, Harley.  My condolences to you, Ecclectic, and General Disdain.

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harleyquinnical: I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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So sorry to hear that.
 
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harleyquinnical: I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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Totally understandable & my condolences.  Fark cancer indeed.

_/maybe Beau, if he's figured out the scene already, can take him to the local dive bar that has hockey on over in the corner
_/_/Ripley doesn't seem like the "A corporate focus group said we need to set up this sports bar 'this' way..." type
 
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harleyquinnical: I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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Harley, you are always here in spirit. Take care of yourself and your loved ones.
 
5 days ago  
I just got home...for lunch. Won't be done till at least 9. Enjoy on my behalf.
 
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montreal_medic: Soon. Go Habs Go.


Go Habs Go!
 
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harleyquinnical: I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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I'm sorry for your loss.

/Fark cancer
 
5 days ago  

ktang: montreal_medic: Soon. Go Habs Go.

Go Habs Go!


Go Habs Go!
 
5 days ago  
Lets do that hockey
 
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5 days ago  
sta 'zitto, Pietro!
 
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harleyquinnical: I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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Sorry about the pupper.
 
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cyberbenali: ktang: montreal_medic: Soon. Go Habs Go.

Go Habs Go!

Go Habs Go!


Hey eh Canada whaddya say?
Hab's are gonna win today!
 
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harleyquinnical: I can't do hockey tonight.  Symptoms of the COVID vaccine are kicking my ass, and we have to send the family dog Ripley across the Rainbow Bridge because fark cancer.  Ripley was a much loved member of the family and will be missed.

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very sorry for your loss
 
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5 days ago  
No CBC web feed for an all-Canadian playoff game? I am disappoint.
 
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