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(Zillow)   You know that awkward moment when you realize your guests are almost there, there's a little more cooking left, and you still have to shower? Imagine the convenience of not having to leave the kitchen to take it   (zillow.com) divider line
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2021-06-05 11:09:48 AM  
I've seen that commercial
Old Spice Soap Commercial 'Worst Architect'
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2021-06-05 11:10:53 AM  
Love the mini-closet: two feet short and no door.
 
2021-06-05 11:12:51 AM  
But can you shiat and make Belgian waffles at the same time?
 
2021-06-05 11:12:59 AM  
 Fridge right next to the shower? Living the dream.
 
2021-06-05 11:13:17 AM  
In a toilet, I forgot to add.
 
2021-06-05 11:24:28 AM  
I'm glad the agent is playing up the weirdness instead of pretending this is fine
 
2021-06-05 11:25:24 AM  
LOL Brooklyn, of course.
 
2021-06-05 11:25:26 AM  
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2021-06-05 11:27:50 AM  

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Aaaaannnd we're done here.
 
2021-06-05 11:36:34 AM  
Not uncommon in NYC.
 
2021-06-05 11:49:42 AM  
My friend's house's laundry room has a random toilet next to the washer and dryer. It's actually pretty nice since you can go while washing your clothes.
 
2021-06-05 12:03:23 PM  

kdawg7736: My friend's house's laundry room has a random toilet next to the washer and dryer. It's actually pretty nice since you can go while washing your clothes.


Sometimes the positioning of water pipes can be worrying.

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2021-06-05 12:15:02 PM  
That's not a bad price for that part of the city. And I also appreciate that the listing agent embraced the weirdness of the loft.
 
2021-06-05 12:21:39 PM  
I recognize the picture and know that we've had this here before. Did it go up for sale again or something?
 
2021-06-05 1:06:37 PM  

markie_farkie: But can you shiat and make Belgian waffles at the same time?


Well, to be fair, you can do that in ANY house.  It's just a question of how easy it is...
 
2021-06-05 2:04:39 PM  
$1300 for that shiat?!
 
2021-06-05 2:06:11 PM  
Holy shiat Denver is almost as expensive as NY now.
 
2021-06-05 2:06:23 PM  
Why is there a TV above the toilet?
 
2021-06-05 2:06:27 PM  
Is the TV above the toilet? What good izzat? I can't watch the damn Yankees on the sh*tree that way.
 
2021-06-05 2:06:30 PM  
lmao that "tub" is like 16" wide, if those are 8" tiles.
 
2021-06-05 2:07:08 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: $1300 for that shiat?!


does it really say 1300 for you? it quotes me 1600
 
2021-06-05 2:08:38 PM  

SumoJeb: The more you eat the more you fart: $1300 for that shiat?!

does it really say 1300 for you? it quotes me 1600


Strange.

Now it says $1600.

Ten minutes ago, it said $1300.
 
2021-06-05 2:09:05 PM  
"Weird but good priced if you don't care (or do care and wanna be a weirdo!)"

Calling your prospective buyers weirdos in the first sentence?
That's sure to really engage their hearts and mind!

//enrage. Enrage their hearts and minds...
 
2021-06-05 2:10:00 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: SumoJeb: The more you eat the more you fart: $1300 for that shiat?!

does it really say 1300 for you? it quotes me 1600

Strange.

Now it says $1600.

Ten minutes ago, it said $1300.


I bet they upped the price bc they're tracking views, and bc of fark, they think there's a lot of interest in it.
 
2021-06-05 2:10:58 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: SumoJeb: The more you eat the more you fart: $1300 for that shiat?!

does it really say 1300 for you? it quotes me 1600

Strange.

Now it says $1600.

Ten minutes ago, it said $1300.


<chuckle> That awkward moment when the realtor confuses hits from Fark for actual interest...

//we probably triggered a traffic alert
 
2021-06-05 2:11:32 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: Not uncommon in NYC.


Kitchen bathtubs were thing in old NYC. Some can still be found. Take a bath, do laundry, cover it up and use it as counter space.

The shower stall is just evidence of a poorly-conceived division/conversion.
 
2021-06-05 2:12:09 PM  
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This 350sqft studio out in Clifton, VA was going for $1400 a month a while back, but the craigslist ad with better and more hilarious pics is no longer up. It was on popville a few months ago.

https://www.popville.com/2021/03/spea​k​ing-of-negotiating-rent/
 
2021-06-05 2:13:30 PM  
Wait. This person is surprised that Studio Apartments exist in Brooklyn?

I've seen much weirder than bathtubs directly next to kitchenettes.
 
2021-06-05 2:13:52 PM  
My guess would be that it was an older building that once had a single bathroom for each floor and that when the owner finally realized that renting those is becoming harder and harder that they squeezed the bathrooms into the units as best (worst?) they could.
 
2021-06-05 2:17:06 PM  
Heel the burnt food down the drain
 
2021-06-05 2:18:16 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: The more you eat the more you fart: SumoJeb: The more you eat the more you fart: $1300 for that shiat?!

does it really say 1300 for you? it quotes me 1600

Strange.

Now it says $1600.

Ten minutes ago, it said $1300.

I bet they upped the price bc they're tracking views, and bc of fark, they think there's a lot of interest in it.


"Dynamic pricing."

Check out the new price on that airline ticket you were getting a quote on a few minutes ago but closed your session.
 
2021-06-05 2:19:34 PM  
LOL
My wife and I stayed at a little hotel on an island off of Cancun.This reminded me of our room, the toilet was in the shower. there was a curtain but still....she was angry that I was taking a dump while she was showering but I was angry for getting splashed with water.
ahhh memories
 
2021-06-05 2:22:38 PM  
Call me crazy but I kind of like to be clean.
 
2021-06-05 2:23:25 PM  
Am I to believe that there are some who cook while un-showered?  Why, that's preposterous.
 
2021-06-05 2:26:27 PM  
Wasn't there a thread a couple days ago where the toilet was in the shower and that was all in a closet.
 
2021-06-05 2:26:28 PM  
The main difference between this and a lot of really ghetto Studio setups I've seen is that typically the shower (and toilet) get stuffed in a corner (often behind a curtain) instead of in the middle. That's weird but not THAT weird.
 
2021-06-05 2:26:39 PM  
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Are you the type that loves a cold beer in the shower? Welcome to your dream home!
 
2021-06-05 2:27:17 PM  
A well appointed and thoughtfully designed meth lab would have a shower near the cooking room. Blame those nasty OSHA rules about treating chemical spills.
 
2021-06-05 2:27:33 PM  
Hahaha, that's like $800 more than the mortgage payment on my 3 bedroom house.

Ya'll getting robbed.
 
2021-06-05 2:27:39 PM  

litespeed74: LOL
My wife and I stayed at a little hotel on an island off of Cancun.This reminded me of our room, the toilet was in the shower. there was a curtain but still....she was angry that I was taking a dump while she was showering but I was angry for getting splashed with water.
ahhh memories


Wet bath, very common in smaller RVs, first I've heard of one in a stick and bricks setup.
 
2021-06-05 2:28:06 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: SumoJeb: The more you eat the more you fart: $1300 for that shiat?!

does it really say 1300 for you? it quotes me 1600

Strange.

Now it says $1600.

Ten minutes ago, it said $1300.


It was $1,600 when the link was first greened. It had gone up prior to getting any attention from Fark.
 
2021-06-05 2:31:16 PM  
My mother has a friend who lives in a rent-controlled apartment and has since the 70's. His bathtub is in the living room.
 
2021-06-05 2:31:31 PM  

ifky: Wasn't there a thread a couple days ago where the toilet was in the shower and that was all in a closet.


Do you hate having a wet toilet seat from your post shower poop, but also hate having to heel it down the drain?  Have we got the place for you!
 
2021-06-05 2:36:50 PM  

TheReject: Why is there a TV above the toilet?


kozlo: Is the TV above the toilet? What good izzat? I can't watch the damn Yankees on the sh*tree that way.


I get the feeling no one taught you 2 how to properly use a toilet:

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2021-06-05 2:38:14 PM  
Wait are people on here seriously surprised?
This is not surprising to anyone who has lived in NYC for any amount of time...
 
2021-06-05 2:40:43 PM  

synithium: Hahaha, that's like $800 more than the mortgage payment on my 3 bedroom house.

Ya'll getting robbed.


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I'm sure Ohio is nice, but in Brooklyn, this isn't a bad deal, if you're single and employed.
 
2021-06-05 2:41:55 PM  
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Embarrassing. It's the window. Anyway the way this place is laid out, it should have a TV right in front of the sh*tter. That way you don't even have to buy chairs!
 
2021-06-05 2:47:32 PM  
There's definitely a non-zero chance my dirty dishes end up 'hidden' in the shower when I have to rush clean-up for company.
 
2021-06-05 2:47:33 PM  

ElecricalPast: Wait are people on here seriously surprised?
This is not surprising to anyone who has lived in NYC for any amount of time...


Yeah I've been like, "are you all new"?

The toilet is probably behind a wall, in place of a closet. They're lucky.
 
2021-06-05 2:47:40 PM  
I guess that's a studio apartment, in that, you can invite friends over and have them watch you bathe.
 
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