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2021-06-05 11:56:22 AM  
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2021-06-05 12:33:14 PM  
Did she not read her contract?
 
2021-06-05 12:44:13 PM  
she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...
 
2021-06-05 12:51:33 PM  
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2021-06-05 12:51:35 PM  

Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...


There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.
 
2021-06-05 12:54:15 PM  
"My creation."

The People's Court... but biatchy. That's your creation.
 
2021-06-05 1:03:30 PM  
I get that the show is edited for time and whatnot, but her know-it-all approach to each case she presides over is just dumb.  People can't get words in edgewater, and valid arguments go ignored.  She's terrible.
 
2021-06-05 1:06:26 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: I get that the show is edited for time and whatnot, but her know-it-all approach to each case she presides over is just dumb.  People can't get words in edgewater, and valid arguments go ignored.  She's terrible.


"Do you have a receipt?"
"No, your honour, but this suit has nothing to do with an exchange of money."
"I don't care. Case dismissed."
 
2021-06-05 1:09:30 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: I get that the show is edited for time and whatnot, but her know-it-all approach to each case she presides over is just dumb.  People can't get words in edgewater, and valid arguments go ignored.  She's terrible.


There's a Led Zeppelin joke in there somewhere.

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2021-06-05 1:17:30 PM  
I get being upset about being screwed over by business partners. She has every right to be.

But the "You disrespected my creation" line comes off as hilariously obtuse when applied against ripoffs of "The People's Court".  Judy needs to get over herself, if she really believes she created something that special.  It was entertaining, and CBS going behind her back to cripple her future earnings is disgusting, but come on, lady.
 
2021-06-05 1:24:09 PM  
Guess she should have read the Contract.
 
2021-06-05 1:25:40 PM  

photokinetic: [Fark user image 400x300]


WTF, who would get a tattoo like that?
 
2021-06-05 1:26:04 PM  
Mud...sh..sh..shaaaark.
 
2021-06-05 1:26:14 PM  
She's got "fark you". Was the show my cup of tea? No. But she can do what she wants.
 
2021-06-05 1:31:07 PM  

The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.


Did you read the comments in TFA?
 
2021-06-05 1:37:37 PM  

Everything is Awful: The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.

Did you read the comments in TFA?


No...but I will now.
 
2021-06-05 2:00:52 PM  
You disrespected my creation,


Your creation?   You just ripped off The People's Court

You were married to one of the guys who replaced Wapner.
 
2021-06-05 2:03:08 PM  

optikeye: Guess she should have read the Contract.


The People's Court - Saturday Night Live
Youtube sz-Yw0c7cF0
 
2021-06-05 2:13:55 PM  
I knew someone who lived near her property in Florida.  I was told she is a total sea unit.
 
2021-06-05 2:24:15 PM  

blondambition: Dr Jack Badofsky: I get that the show is edited for time and whatnot, but her know-it-all approach to each case she presides over is just dumb.  People can't get words in edgewater, and valid arguments go ignored.  She's terrible.

There's a Led Zeppelin joke in there somewhere.

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Ha!  Edgewise.dammit.
 
2021-06-05 2:30:50 PM  

blondambition: Dr Jack Badofsky: I get that the show is edited for time and whatnot, but her know-it-all approach to each case she presides over is just dumb.  People can't get words in edgewater, and valid arguments go ignored.  She's terrible.

There's a Led Zeppelin joke in there somewhere.

[assets.simpleviewinc.com image 850x406]


"Let's see how your red snapper likes this red snapper!"
 
2021-06-05 2:31:23 PM  

Everything is Awful: The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.

Did you read the comments in TFA?


Okay that's awesome

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2021-06-05 2:34:38 PM  

The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.


I don't even watch sports, and I would support that. It mindless, mostly apolitical, and simple enough to follow even if you are totally gassed.
 
2021-06-05 2:35:27 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: I get that the show is edited for time and whatnot, but her know-it-all approach to each case she presides over is just dumb.  People can't get words in edgewater, and valid arguments go ignored.  She's terrible.


As a judge in a court room that would be terrible, but as a character on TV that is pretty effective. The show has nothing to do with justice, just getting people to watch. And the various court shows were decent time fillers when nothing was on (back before the internet meant something is always on).
 
2021-06-05 2:39:04 PM  

Kris_Romm: I get being upset about being screwed over by business partners. She has every right to be.

But the "You disrespected my creation" line comes off as hilariously obtuse when applied against ripoffs of "The People's Court".  Judy needs to get over herself, if she really believes she created something that special.  It was entertaining, and CBS going behind her back to cripple her future earnings is disgusting, but come on, lady.


There is also no way that CBS affiliates pulled her show unless it wasn't pulling in the ratings/advertiser's to justify its cost.

As I read it, she got pissy when her new show failed and started fighting with CBS. As a result CBS decided they would rather not deal with her and exercised their right to buy out her interest in Judge Judy.
 
2021-06-05 2:54:01 PM  
CSB:
My buddy was on the show. He won but she told him to wipe that stupid smirk off of his face. It was glorious.
 
2021-06-05 2:55:14 PM  
This is one of those cases where I'm rooting for no one.
 
2021-06-05 2:55:43 PM  

The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.


Have YOU ever tried running on a treadmill without a GMILF-induced boner?

Judge not........
 
2021-06-05 2:57:03 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: I get that the show is edited for time and whatnot, but her know-it-all approach to each case she presides over is just dumb.  People can't get words in edgewater, and valid arguments go ignored.  She's terrible.


From what I remember, the reason that judgements are limited to 5k is that's how much each side gets paid to go on the show.  So anytime she dismisses a case outright, which she does a lot, both people go home with 5 grand.  So, to ignore valid arguments and dismiss the case (or issue a small monetary amount, which gets shifted from one person's pay to the other) is honestly the easiest way to make both parties happy.

On the other hand, she is a good friend of Donald Trump, which should tell you quite a lot about her personality.
 
2021-06-05 2:57:07 PM  

kling_klang_bed: The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.

Have YOU ever tried running on a treadmill without a GMILF-induced boner?

Judge not........


I LOL'd.
 
2021-06-05 2:57:35 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Everything is Awful: The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.

Did you read the comments in TFA?

Okay that's awesome

[Fark user image image 425x246]


BWHAHAHA!!!!
 
2021-06-05 2:58:23 PM  

dsmith42: The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.

I don't even watch sports, and I would support that. It mindless, mostly apolitical, and simple enough to follow even if you are totally gassed.


It's a hell of a lot better than HGTV...which seems to be popular at my gym.  Ugh.
 
2021-06-05 3:01:53 PM  

offacue: I knew someone who lived near her property in Florida.  I was told she is a total sea unit.


She's in the Coast Guard?
 
2021-06-05 3:06:08 PM  
Yay! A show about a biatchy old person judging people.  When does it premiere on FarkTV?
 
2021-06-05 3:07:18 PM  

The_Sponge: dsmith42: The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.

I don't even watch sports, and I would support that. It mindless, mostly apolitical, and simple enough to follow even if you are totally gassed.

It's a hell of a lot better than HGTV...which seems to be popular at my gym.  Ugh.


What happened to the good old days of people just putting Pantera on their headphones at the gym for entertainment and getting pumped up? It's been eons since I've been to a gym, but I'd just pick my spot, put on some Manowar, go at it and leave, sweaty and unshowered on the Red Line (Chicago). TBH, I don't remember TVs being there.

Manowar - Fighting The World
Youtube qYpaMeJm3ic
 
2021-06-05 3:19:29 PM  
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2021-06-05 4:33:24 PM  
Don't drop the soap
Don't smoke no dope
Better get a lawyer, hon
Better get a real good one

/ God Bless Jon Wayne
 
2021-06-05 5:06:40 PM  

The_Sponge: dsmith42: The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.

I don't even watch sports, and I would support that. It mindless, mostly apolitical, and simple enough to follow even if you are totally gassed.

It's a hell of a lot better than HGTV...which seems to be popular at my gym.  Ugh.


Like it or not, HGTV is a better choice for gym TVs than "news" channels.
 
2021-06-05 5:12:42 PM  

DesertCoyote: The_Sponge: dsmith42: The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.

I don't even watch sports, and I would support that. It mindless, mostly apolitical, and simple enough to follow even if you are totally gassed.

It's a hell of a lot better than HGTV...which seems to be popular at my gym.  Ugh.

Like it or not, HGTV is a better choice for gym TVs than "news" channels.


Eh...as much as cable news is annoying, I would rather have it on than HGTV...just because HGTV keeps repeating the same damn shows.  It gets old.

But I assume we agree that sports are the best option, so that's cool.
 
2021-06-05 5:14:03 PM  

kling_klang_bed: The_Sponge: dsmith42: The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.

I don't even watch sports, and I would support that. It mindless, mostly apolitical, and simple enough to follow even if you are totally gassed.

It's a hell of a lot better than HGTV...which seems to be popular at my gym.  Ugh.

What happened to the good old days of people just putting Pantera on their headphones at the gym for entertainment and getting pumped up? It's been eons since I've been to a gym, but I'd just pick my spot, put on some Manowar, go at it and leave, sweaty and unshowered on the Red Line (Chicago). TBH, I don't remember TVs being there.

[YouTube video: Manowar - Fighting The World]


I always have music with me, but I need to watch something on TV as well....my fat ass needs to be distracted while doing cardio.
 
2021-06-05 5:26:57 PM  

The_Sponge: kling_klang_bed: The_Sponge: dsmith42: The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.

I don't even watch sports, and I would support that. It mindless, mostly apolitical, and simple enough to follow even if you are totally gassed.

It's a hell of a lot better than HGTV...which seems to be popular at my gym.  Ugh.

What happened to the good old days of people just putting Pantera on their headphones at the gym for entertainment and getting pumped up? It's been eons since I've been to a gym, but I'd just pick my spot, put on some Manowar, go at it and leave, sweaty and unshowered on the Red Line (Chicago). TBH, I don't remember TVs being there.

[YouTube video: Manowar - Fighting The World]

I always have music with me, but I need to watch something on TV as well....my fat ass needs to be distracted while doing cardio.


This!
 
2021-06-05 5:39:58 PM  
She's a judge like Oz is a doctor. She is a greedy, unpleasant old woman who appears to really enjoy being needlessly cruel to people for her own enjoyment.
 
2021-06-05 6:05:25 PM  

DesertCoyote: The_Sponge: dsmith42: The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.

I don't even watch sports, and I would support that. It mindless, mostly apolitical, and simple enough to follow even if you are totally gassed.

It's a hell of a lot better than HGTV...which seems to be popular at my gym.  Ugh.

Like it or not, HGTV is a better choice for gym TVs than "news" channels.


Hmm.

I'm thinking anyone who puts news in double quotes when talking about news channels actually wants to scream "fake news" and quote their Uncle Donald a lot.
 
2021-06-05 6:08:08 PM  

Kris_Romm: DesertCoyote: The_Sponge: dsmith42: The_Sponge: Scoobie: she made a farking mint off a shiatty show and now she's upset? cry me a river ...

There's an old guy an my gym who loves watch her when he's on a treadmill.  He once got pissed off because I changed the TV to ESPN.

Geez buddy....do you have a crush on her?

/Wish they had a "sports only" policy for the TVs.

I don't even watch sports, and I would support that. It mindless, mostly apolitical, and simple enough to follow even if you are totally gassed.

It's a hell of a lot better than HGTV...which seems to be popular at my gym.  Ugh.

Like it or not, HGTV is a better choice for gym TVs than "news" channels.

Hmm.

I'm thinking anyone who puts news in double quotes when talking about news channels actually wants to scream "fake news" and quote their Uncle Donald a lot.


I don't consider any cable news channel as really reliable. Especially F*x.
 
2021-06-05 6:15:12 PM  
Judge Judy is the twin to my mother, both physically, in her tone, and her attitude. Spitting image to the point that I could barely tell them apart growing up. I'm not exaggerating. Put the two in the same room and you can't tell them apart, except that Just t is now showing her age and my mom's a decade younger.

So yeah, I have some issues.
 
2021-06-05 6:42:54 PM  
For The Pass, my buddy's wife picked Brad Pitt. My buddy picked Judge Judy. I swear that he is a normal guy other than that.
 
2021-06-05 6:55:39 PM  

optikeye: Did she not read her contract?


CBS gets what it paid for.
 
2021-06-05 7:33:38 PM  

WoodyHayes: For The Pass, my buddy's wife picked Brad Pitt. My buddy picked Judge Judy. I swear that he is a normal guy other than that.


I would have sex with ESPN's Linda Cohn, but she was never on my cheat list when I was in a relationship.
 
2021-06-05 7:47:58 PM  

WoodyHayes: For The Pass, my buddy's wife picked Brad Pitt. My buddy picked Judge Judy. I swear that he is a normal guy other than that.


Maybe you buddy has a thing for duck tape and zip ties?
 
2021-06-05 7:55:01 PM  

photokinetic: [Fark user image 400x300]


Totally thought those were Demon Wings and not two flags.
 
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