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(Some Guy)   The Love Boat will not be making another run; Captain Stubbing distraught   (cruisehive.com) divider line
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2021-06-05 7:13:40 AM  
Take your plague ships somewhere else.
 
2021-06-05 7:41:33 AM  
Since the captain (Gavin MacLeod, that is) died last week, I doubt he's distraught about anything.
 
2021-06-05 10:41:52 AM  
Oh, no!
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2021-06-05 11:17:25 AM  
Is it "national spell things wrong day" or something?
 
2021-06-05 11:19:46 AM  
Fine with me. My wife's family Were into cruises. I joined them for one. Never again. I go on vacation to get away from the sort of people I see everyday not be trapped in the middle of an ocean watching them stuff their faces.
 
2021-06-05 11:21:40 AM  
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2021-06-05 11:24:39 AM  

gunther_bumpass: Is it "national spell things wrong day" or something?


No, it's "nashunal spel thgins rong" day.
 
2021-06-05 11:29:41 AM  
Princess Cruises has announced the cancellation of all remaining Canada New England cruises in 2021. It comes as Canada remains closed to passenger vessels with the interim order extended into February 2022. The cancellations impact those booked on the Caribbean Princess cruise ship.

Well, there's your problem right there. Boat's in the wrong place.
 
2021-06-05 11:30:46 AM  
Captain Steubing died, and I think Captain Stabbin' went to jail.
 
2021-06-05 11:35:20 AM  
Again?

I think this is a repeat but I'll post Paul Lynde again anyway.

Animals, they're all animals.
Youtube 8j9ScmGFE14
 
2021-06-05 11:39:37 AM  
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GIS "Stubbing"
 
2021-06-05 11:40:32 AM  
Don't worry, soon they will be back online and going again.
 
2021-06-05 11:50:42 AM  

Monkey: Princess Cruises has announced the cancellation of all remaining Canada New England cruises in 2021. It comes as Canada remains closed to passenger vessels with the interim order extended into February 2022. The cancellations impact those booked on the Caribbean Princess cruise ship.

Well, there's your problem right there. Boat's in the wrong place.


Now we're sharing the same dream
 
2021-06-05 11:52:29 AM  
I will only go on a cruise if Charo is guest staring, and the human herpes virus Dr.  Bricker has retired.
 
2021-06-05 11:52:49 AM  
The Love Craft
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2021-06-05 11:56:33 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: Oh, no!
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2021-06-05 12:08:10 PM  
The Loooove Goat!
Soon we'll be making another kid
 
2021-06-05 12:09:19 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: Oh, no!
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2021-06-05 12:09:51 PM  
Cruises off the Canadian/Atlantic Coast? No thanks.
 
2021-06-05 12:13:22 PM  
Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you? 
Brian Griffin: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers? 
Woman: Yes. 
Brian Griffin: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription. 
Woman: Uh, what's your name? 
Brian Griffin: Brian Griffin. 
Woman: And which site did you belong to? 
Brian Griffin: Uh, Captain Stabbin'. 
Woman: And how are you spelling that? 
Brian Griffin: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe. 
Woman: Okay, I'm checking. 
Brian Griffin: You know, instead of a G at the end. 
Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter? 
Brian Griffin: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat. 
Woman: Okay, I'm checking. 
Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened.
 
2021-06-05 12:20:35 PM  

solokumba: Again?

I think this is a repeat but I'll post Paul Lynde again anyway.

[YouTube video: Animals, they're all animals.]


I don't think this is a repeat.  In fact, I think it's exciting and new...
 
2021-06-05 12:27:41 PM  
I'm disappointed.  Not because I was planning on going on it or anything, but because I used to watch it passing by the end of the Elizabeth Islands from my beach.
 
2021-06-05 12:35:27 PM  
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2021-06-05 12:43:53 PM  
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2021-06-05 12:44:25 PM  
I stole that from here! :)
 
2021-06-05 12:48:06 PM  

Xanadone: Since the captain (Gavin MacLeod, that is) died last week, I doubt he's distraught about anything.


Yes, I hope the submitter just didn't know.  I mean if they did, it turns it into a bit of a jerk comment.
 
2021-06-05 12:59:20 PM  
Oddball: Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Moriarty: Crap!

From Kelly's Herpes
 
2021-06-05 1:42:23 PM  

169th Cousin: [Fark user image 322x750]


What if you get a boner and it gets stuck?
 
2021-06-05 1:49:10 PM  
due to the ongoing cruise ban by the Canadian Transport Ministry

They just despise Scientologists.

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2021-06-05 1:58:25 PM  

jdlenke: 169th Cousin: [Fark user image 322x750]

What if you get a boner and it gets stuck?


Post to Fark.com, and start a thread thats remembered over a decade later?
 
2021-06-05 2:33:29 PM  
"Permission to come aboard?!"
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2021-06-05 3:15:01 PM  
Fortunately, there's still The Zomboat. I'm assuming it has the same premise. I haven't seen it because I'm not into necrophilia.

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2021-06-05 3:26:29 PM  

Xanadone: Since the captain (Gavin MacLeod, that is) died last week, I doubt he's distraught about anything.


Gavin MacLeod seemed like a nice guy.
But then so did Harry Morgan up to last years of his life and he got popped for DV a couple times.
But he was way up there, could have been Alzheimer's / dementia causing him to act out.
I've seen that do all kinds of things to people's personalities.
Often the opposite of what you would expect.
Worst ones I've seen was it was like their emotions and personality were on a old rotary switch and the most rotten person ever had control of it. Constant changes jumping from or to the other randomly.
 
2021-06-05 4:07:25 PM  

Eightballjacket: I will only go on a cruise if Charo is guest staring, and the human herpes virus Dr.  Bricker has retired.


Bricker got laid more than all the new carpet in the passageways. Probably had his own stash of antibiotics and antivirals on tap for all the STDs his body was infused with.
 
2021-06-05 9:25:00 PM  

rewind2846: Eightballjacket: I will only go on a cruise if Charo is guest staring, and the human herpes virus Dr.  Bricker has retired.

Bricker got laid more than all the new carpet in the passageways. Probably had his own stash of antibiotics and antivirals on tap for all the STDs his body was infused with.


I can't see Bernie Koppel as anyone other than KAOS agent Shtarcker (intentionally misspelled to match the pronunciation)
 
2021-06-05 9:55:47 PM  

rewind2846: Eightballjacket: I will only go on a cruise if Charo is guest staring, and the human herpes virus Dr.  Bricker has retired.

Bricker got laid more than all the new carpet in the passageways. Probably had his own stash of antibiotics and antivirals on tap for all the STDs his body was infused with.


Exactly, that's why I would never set foot on a ship with him.  He would bogart all the hot chicks
 
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