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(News.com.au)   Listen, Betty. Don't start up with your white zone shiat again   (news.com.au) divider line
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2021-06-05 10:05:06 AM  
Garbage bin issue sparks heated debate between neighbours

A heated debate? What is it?
 
2021-06-05 10:06:10 AM  
Shirley, you can't be serious?
 
2021-06-05 10:06:46 AM  
White Zonebie never should have broken up....

......Wait oh nevermind
 
2021-06-05 10:07:19 AM  
Does it belong on the footpath, nature strip, or in the gutter out the front of your house?

It belongs up your arse, George!
 
2021-06-05 10:07:46 AM  
So many instantly classic lines in Airplane.

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2021-06-05 10:08:53 AM  
Eye Witness News is interrupting your program to bring you this breaking report out of Seattle: Monica Lyndsay says her husband, Jim, has left the cupboard door open six farking times this week. This battle is getting heated and we'll continue to provide updates as it develops.
 
2021-06-05 10:09:38 AM  

Russ1642: Eye Witness News is interrupting your program to bring you this breaking report out of Seattle: Monica Lyndsay says her husband, Jim, has left the cupboard door open six farking times this week. This battle is getting heated and we'll continue to provide updates as it develops.


Wait 'til she sees the toilet seat.
 
2021-06-05 10:10:09 AM  
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only...

frank zappa - the central scrutinizer - joes garage
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2021-06-05 10:11:52 AM  
Around here they want the bins on the street parked in the gutter 3 feet from any obstructions. If the bin isn't in the "correct" position a worker will reposition it for emptying, and then they will plop it down right in the middle of your driveway.
 
2021-06-05 10:12:16 AM  

KingOfTown: Garbage bin issue sparks heated debate between neighbours

A heated debate? What is it?


Seriously, I'd like to see the Roberts Rules of Order for a garbage fight.
 
2021-06-05 10:12:26 AM  

KingOfTown: Garbage bin issue sparks heated debate between neighbours

A heated debate? What is it?


It'sa big place where sick people go, but that's not important right now.
 
2021-06-05 10:15:46 AM  
<RTFA>

I'll take "Things nobody should GAF about for $2,000, Ken."
 
2021-06-05 10:15:59 AM  
Tight me?
 
2021-06-05 10:16:41 AM  
I hope that I never am in the position where that's the most important thing I have to worry about. What a miserable life.
 
2021-06-05 10:18:45 AM  
This pic

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Reminds me of youtube video from a wile back..

Bin Can Can (remastered)
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2021-06-05 10:25:09 AM  
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Ah yes, very interesting.
 
2021-06-05 10:28:23 AM  
Airplane! (1/10) Movie CLIP - Red Zone vs. White Zone (1980) HD
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/obligatory
 
2021-06-05 10:28:41 AM  
things that arent in the grass OR in the gutter:

1. people who care
 
2021-06-05 10:31:16 AM  
Garbage Day! (high quality)
Youtube i7gIpuIVE3k
 
2021-06-05 10:42:52 AM  
One more reason I enjoy living in Chicago: the trash and recycling bins stay in the alley, and I don't have to remember which night I need to put them out.
 
2021-06-05 10:44:25 AM  
Ok, fine.

I wheelie bin havin" a wank.
 
2021-06-05 10:49:04 AM  
We all know what this is really about.

Subby wants me to have an abortion.
 
2021-06-05 10:50:15 AM  
Holy farking crap! I just said this to some friends this week! (I dealt with it without fireworks).
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2021-06-05 10:52:24 AM  

KRSESQ: Around here they want the bins on the street parked in the gutter 3 feet from any obstructions. If the bin isn't in the "correct" position a worker will reposition it for emptying, and then they will plop it down right in the middle of your driveway.


It all depends on whatever the local trash hauler demands, and this can change over time as technologies and procedures change. It can be hard for particularly obstinate people to keep up with them.

Around here, when they would send a single truck by once a week with a crew of three, you put your own trash can on the planting strip between the curb and sidewalk. Now that they send three robot arm equipped trucks with single operators you're supposed to put your city provided bins of separated trash, recyclables, and compostables in the gutter. There were incremental changes in the decades between, and likely will be more in the future.
 
2021-06-05 11:01:29 AM  
Old people and a lawn are like a minefield waiting for a careless tap dancer.
 
2021-06-05 11:03:09 AM  

mofa: Holy farking crap! I just said this to some friends this week! (I dealt with it without fireworks).
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Self care?  Is that the same as self abuse?
 
2021-06-05 11:05:21 AM  

Biser: mofa: Holy farking crap! I just said this to some friends this week! (I dealt with it without fireworks).
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Self care?  Is that the same as self abuse?


Ice cream, so yes.
 
2021-06-05 11:18:36 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: This pic

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Reminds me of youtube video from a wile back..

[YouTube video: Bin Can Can (remastered)]


Wow. That was really well done.
 
2021-06-05 11:29:35 AM  

iron de havilland: We all know what this is really about.

Subby wants me to have an abortion.


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2021-06-05 12:09:17 PM  
Do the trash guys pick up the trash?  yes?

Don't see the problem here.
 
2021-06-05 12:42:27 PM  

mofa: Holy farking crap! I just said this to some friends this week! (I dealt with it without fireworks).
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If you need to do breathing exercises over the street sweeper not getting all the way to the curb, might I suggest therapy.

Or a broom.
 
2021-06-05 12:55:20 PM  
Does it belong on the footpath, nature strip, or in the gutter out the front of your house?

I'm afraid to ask what a nature strip is in a retirement community.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
He just wants her to get an abortion. After all you know, they are safe and therapeutic.
 
6 days ago  
That's okay.

bughunter 2.0 just leaves the cans at the top of the driveway, beside the garage, on the fence adjacent to the neighbor's property.

They stay there until either Dad takes them down to the street, or the neighbor starts complaining about the smell.

And when he does, I leave them there.

/he's a Chargers fan
//Raiders, baby
 
6 days ago  

Trainspotr: One more reason I enjoy living in Chicago: the trash and recycling bins stay in the alley, and I don't have to remember which night I need to put them out.


same. communal bins.
and I live on a relatively boisterous ex-council estate so my neighbours would pay no mind to any uptight meddling Karen. If she was lucky.
 
6 days ago  
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When I see suburbanites fighting.
 
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