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(NHL)   Will Tampa continue the series streak of 0 home wins? Will the Bruins & Fishsticks continue the series streak of splitting home ice? Both series could either be tied or 3-1 after today. The eastern games are finally staggered, game on @ 4 & 7:15pm ET   (nhl.com) divider line
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2021-06-05 12:53:07 AM  
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2021-06-05 1:00:46 AM  
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2021-06-05 1:05:55 AM  
There is no guarantee I'll be watching these games, since I am getting my 2nd COVID vaccine at 10 am.
 
2021-06-05 6:45:24 AM  
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2021-06-05 6:47:00 AM  
The Smiths - How Soon Is Now? (Official Music Video)
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/breakfast baroque
 
2021-06-05 7:03:06 AM  
Going to child's birthday. Not like a typical party, it's at the brother-in-law's. There's a pool. But I heard talk of getting sparklers, which right now means the plan is to stay there until it's dark, which is nearly 9pm around here.

Guess I'll be starting the Bruins game after most of you know the result.
 
2021-06-05 7:09:10 AM  
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2021-06-05 7:59:07 AM  
Go tied's I guess...
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2021-06-05 8:23:32 AM  
So the good news is I just schlepped a moldy window AC down five flights of stairs and I can still walk, so that lends credence to the whole "probably healed enough to home brew" thing.
The bad news is I've been breathing that mess for weeks probably.
 
2021-06-05 8:52:10 AM  

robertus: So the good news is I just schlepped a moldy window AC down five flights of stairs and I can still walk, so that lends credence to the whole "probably healed enough to home brew" thing.
The bad news is I've been breathing that mess for weeks probably.


So it was trash?  Was there something below it precluding you from accidentally 'slipping' while you were removing it & letting it take the express way down to the ground?

I mean I'm glad that you're feeling better, but still...
 
2021-06-05 9:40:40 AM  

Recoil Therapy: robertus: So the good news is I just schlepped a moldy window AC down five flights of stairs and I can still walk, so that lends credence to the whole "probably healed enough to home brew" thing.
The bad news is I've been breathing that mess for weeks probably.

So it was trash?  Was there something below it precluding you from accidentally 'slipping' while you were removing it & letting it take the express way down to the ground?

I mean I'm glad that you're feeling better, but still...


I was tempted to use the Gravity Method, but knowing my luck I'd clip the oil tank valve on the way down and/or hit the parking lot on the bounce. And that's not even counting what the air conditioner would hit.
 
2021-06-05 10:30:37 AM  
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2021-06-05 11:50:39 AM  
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2021-06-05 11:58:33 AM  

harleyquinnical: There is no guarantee I'll be watching these games, since I am getting my 2nd COVID vaccine at 10 am.


Good on you!  I had a mild reaction to mine; mild flu-like symptoms started about a day after and lasted a little over a day.  Hopefully you'll be one of the majority that have no side effects other than a slightly sore arm.
 
2021-06-05 12:06:25 PM  
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2021-06-05 12:30:11 PM  
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2021-06-05 1:35:04 PM  
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2021-06-05 2:40:38 PM  
Yeah, I'm foregoing the games today.  The wife needs lots of quality time to decompress after yesterday's shiat show at work.
 
2021-06-05 2:48:27 PM  

harleyquinnical: Yeah, I'm foregoing the games today.  The wife needs lots of quality time to decompress after yesterday's shiat show at work.


Those days happen... go deal with family.

_/glad you got #2 today
_/_/mine (Pfizer), fwiw, knocked me on my ass for a couple of afternoons following it.  Not sick, just exhausted.
 
2021-06-05 3:17:20 PM  
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2021-06-05 3:30:09 PM  
In hindsight, getting on the treadmill might have been pushing it
 
2021-06-05 3:31:23 PM  
Go hockey!
 
2021-06-05 3:32:37 PM  
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2021-06-05 3:35:08 PM  
Soon.

Hope the bruins win today. I'd like to see them face the Habs eventually
 
2021-06-05 3:35:26 PM  

robertus: In hindsight, getting on the treadmill might have been pushing it


Well there's your problem.  You're supposed to walk on it, not push it.
 
2021-06-05 3:42:22 PM  

robertus: In hindsight, getting on the treadmill might have been pushing it


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2021-06-05 3:43:16 PM  
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2021-06-05 3:43:48 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:
1.      Johnny Sex.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
5.      Shut Up, Pierre.
6.      Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
7.      Too Much Man.
8.      Intermission GIF Party.
9.      Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
10.   Danger Zone.
11.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
12.   Game On.
13.   Goonjuice.
14.   Bonus Hockey.
15.   Gredunza.
16.   TIED.
17.   UNTIED.
18.   Damn early/late starts.
19.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
20.   Dreadnaught for 2-0 lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   TING!
39.   Long Change:  DRINK!
40.   DAGGER!
41.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
42.   Slash GIF.
43.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
44.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
45.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
46.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
47.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
48.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
50.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
51.   Annoying Leafs fans
52.   ITG Bruins Fans
53.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
54.   Trolling for Penguins fans
55.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
56.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
57.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
58.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
59.   STFU about advanced stats
60.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
61.   East Division complaining
62.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
63.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
64.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
65.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
66.   (Goalies name here) says NO!  (Adjusted for goalie's native language as necessary.)
67.   You Can't Do That.GIF
68.   A biatchippy
69.   Tributes to fallen comrades (i.e., Canadian Lurker, andychrist420)
 
2021-06-05 3:46:12 PM  
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2021-06-05 3:46:55 PM  
Go Bolts and go Islanders.
 
2021-06-05 3:52:06 PM  
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2021-06-05 3:53:19 PM  

Badafuco: Go Bolts and go Islanders.


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2021-06-05 3:59:36 PM  

robertus: In hindsight, getting on the treadmill might have been pushing it


So, more #1 than #2?

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2021-06-05 4:05:25 PM  
In semi related news, Taya Currie was drafted by the Sarnia Sting.

This makes her the first young woman ever drafted to major juniors.

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2021-06-05 4:07:55 PM  
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2021-06-05 4:10:00 PM  
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Greetings all.  Could be a long day/night, so as a cautionary measure, I thought it best to start in the basement.
 
2021-06-05 4:10:27 PM  

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I already did this morning, but thank you.
 
2021-06-05 4:11:22 PM  
Hockey!
 
2021-06-05 4:11:44 PM  
Or Penalties!
 
2021-06-05 4:11:58 PM  
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2021-06-05 4:12:15 PM  
Look boys, we can't get started until you settle down.

Alright!  Fine, we've had enough!  Go to your rooms!
 
2021-06-05 4:12:31 PM  
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2021-06-05 4:12:31 PM  
Lol penalties at 20:00

Could be a good game
 
2021-06-05 4:14:04 PM  
Damn, I need to get back home and watch this game.
 
2021-06-05 4:14:28 PM  
Tempers flaring right off the bat!
 
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HeathenHealer: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [Fark user image 498x207] [View Full Size image _x_]

I already did this morning, but thank you.


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2021-06-05 4:17:00 PM  
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2021-06-05 4:19:15 PM  
'Puck in the Pants' is the name of my Five for Fighting cover band......
 
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