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(CNN)   Did Mike Pence just doom his 2024 chances? Well, it's hard to "doom" a 0% chance   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-06-05 2:38:23 AM  
Oh shiat!

He swatted the fly?!
 
2021-06-05 2:43:27 AM  
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2021-06-05 2:43:45 AM  
It's Trump's nomination if he wants it. Anyone else was always going to be a hard sell regardless.
 
2021-06-05 2:46:44 AM  
Pence is too stupid to realize anything

He had his chance to use article 25 on or after January 6th. and run as a former President who took action, instead of being a coward
 
2021-06-05 2:46:56 AM  
I just Doomed Ancient Aliens. Just god-mode it a few times and you realize there's a puzzle to solve.

More relevant than Mike Pants and his 2024 Chance.
 
2021-06-05 2:50:50 AM  

kkinnison: Pence is too stupid to realize anything

He had his chance to use article 25 on or after January 6th. and run as a former President who took action, instead of being a coward


He called in the National Guard, and lied about having authority.
 
2021-06-05 2:54:12 AM  
Grr

Someone had to
 
2021-06-05 2:56:37 AM  
[...] Trump, with the willing complicity of lots of Republican leaders in Congress, is trying to rewrite what happened on January 6.

Pence isn't reading off that script. Which, in its way, is admirable.

HAHAHAH. Was the reporter tasked with including one (qualified) complement about Pence in the article?

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/06/mike-​p​ence-rejects-trumps-call-to-overturn-b​iden-election.html

Pence said in his letter that he shared "the concerns of millions of Americans about the integrity of this election," which Trump and his supporters have claimed without evidence was corrupted by widespread ballot fraud.

Also all of this trash about calling into question about the "MUH ELECTION INTEGRITY!":

https://www.dailysignal.com/2021/03/0​3​/election-integrity-is-a-national-impe​rative/

After an election marked by significant voting irregularities and numerous instances of officials setting aside state election law, I share the concerns of millions of Americans about the integrity of the 2020 election. -Mike Pence in his opening statement

And not to mention that the ONLY reason he didn't go through with using some made up powers to single-handedly overturn the election (that has been shared with us) was because he talked to legal scholars about it and told Trump "Hey, I have no authority to do anything".

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/05/us​/​politics/pence-trump-election-results.​html

Mr. Pence has spent hours with parliamentarians and lawyers in recent days. His allies said they expect him to carry out his constitutional duties on Wednesday.

But, okay sure. Let's give Mike Pence the props he deserves for jumping over the tiniest hurdle possible, even though he's was publicly kicking and screaming the entire time doing it.
 
2021-06-05 2:58:24 AM  
He doomed his chances, when he didn't go along with the plan and let himself get hanged.
 
2021-06-05 3:00:01 AM  
Can you doom something that never existed?
 
2021-06-05 3:05:07 AM  
Lol! Pence is gonna run in 2024? You think Trump is gonna let that happen? After all Trump blames Pence for his own failures in getting re-elected. If Pence desides to run Trump will be chanting "lock him up" at all his rallies until Pence is forced to drop out.
 
2021-06-05 3:05:35 AM  
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2021-06-05 3:07:04 AM  

hoohoodilly: Grr

Someone had to


in the related vids, FaceTube recommended "Don Hertzfeldt Couch Gag" and I'm genuinely shocked that 1) they let him do one 2) it actually aired, apparently and 3) it has not been taken down on the basis of being genuinely disturbing, like pretty much all of Don Hertzfeldt.

It's not unrelated.
 
2021-06-05 3:11:57 AM  
nicholas m schumacher: But, okay sure. Let's give Mike Pence the props he deserves for jumping over the tiniest hurdle possible, even though he's was publicly kicking and screaming the entire time doing it.

But he hasn't.  He jumped right on top of that hurdle, and firmly has all four legs on all eight sides of it.  I assume that was either a very lucky jump, or a very strong grab by the ass cheeks, and, what's it called when your taint is not just calloused but just hardened from years of abuse so you feel no pain when you land on a hurdle directly on it and you barely wince, publicly?

Now I'm seriously on the fence about this Pence fella being on the fence.
 
2021-06-05 3:15:17 AM  
He could be lauded as an American hero right now if he invoked the 25th amendment,

Instead he'll get dragged through the mud for being an enabler.
 
2021-06-05 3:16:53 AM  
Casper the Unfriendly Bigot needs to crawl back under his rock and stay there.
 
2021-06-05 3:21:14 AM  
Ok that got a chuckle out of me, subby.
 
2021-06-05 3:24:05 AM  

janzee: Lol! Pence is gonna run in 2024? You think Trump is gonna let that happen? After all Trump blames Pence for his own failures in getting re-elected. If Pence desides to run Trump will be chanting "lock him up" at all his rallies until Pence is forced to drop out.


Hahaha, or lets himself be lynched and eaten by the Morlocks.
 
2021-06-05 3:25:26 AM  
So why is campaign struck out in the first sentence?
 
2021-06-05 3:30:27 AM  

kkinnison: Pence is too stupid to realize anything

He had his chance to use article 25 on or after January 6th. and run as a former President who took action, instead of being a coward


Invoking article 25 requires more than just the Vice President. A majority of the President's Cabinet and 2/3rds of the House and Senate are also required.
 
2021-06-05 3:31:25 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Oh shiat!

He swatted the fly?!


i don't know why he swatted the fly.
 
2021-06-05 3:39:36 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Oh shiat!

He swatted the fly?!


He swallowed it and everything snowballed from there.
Many animals were lost in the process.
 
2021-06-05 3:42:48 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Purple_Urkle: Oh shiat!

He swatted the fly?!

He swallowed it and everything snowballed from there.


That sounds like Pence to me.
 
2021-06-05 3:44:11 AM  
Everybody thought that Trump had no chance of winning. Clinton elevated him and wanted to make sure he was the one in the ring with her because they were so sure he was a joke of a candidate.

Look how that turned out.

Let's not underestimate the chances of evil people galvanizing the evil parts of America. Which there are a lot of, because we're a sh*thole.
 
2021-06-05 3:48:35 AM  

janzee: Lol! Pence is gonna run in 2024? You think Trump is gonna let that happen? After all Trump blames Pence for his own failures in getting re-elected. If Pence desides to run Trump will be chanting "lock him up hang him high" at all his rallies until Pence is forced to drop out.

 
2021-06-05 4:16:59 AM  
Hell can't come soon enough for him.
 
2021-06-05 4:30:26 AM  
Trump's continued roiling of the political scene is the best thing that could happen for Democrats.  60% support of a much-shrunken GOP will never be competitive on a national scale.  Cheetolini hastened the GOP's decent into regional party status by a decade.
 
2021-06-05 4:42:43 AM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image image 443x333]


Wonderful new gif I'm stealing!
But I'm ashamed to ask what ep was that? I assume one where everyone's personality changes.

/CCS - when I saw him at San Diego Comic Con, at an autograph table, in the 00's he basically did that and walked into the shoulder to shoulder crowd without missing a beat, and without security. The man is a fun, fun, but.
 
2021-06-05 4:43:53 AM  
Nut.

Thanks, autocorrect. I really need to wrestle with you, typing every sentence.
 
2021-06-05 4:44:47 AM  

bluejeansonfire: Everybody thought that Trump had no chance of winning. Clinton elevated him and wanted to make sure he was the one in the ring with her because they were so sure he was a joke of a candidate.

Look how that turned out.

Let's not underestimate the chances of evil people galvanizing the evil parts of America. Which there are a lot of, because we're a sh*thole.


Oh, good.  For a second there, I thought you might not mention Hillary.
 
2021-06-05 4:44:51 AM  

minorshan: nakmuay: [Fark user image image 443x333]

Wonderful new gif I'm stealing!
But I'm ashamed to ask what ep was that? I assume one where everyone's personality changes.

/CCS - when I saw him at San Diego Comic Con, at an autograph table, in the 00's he basically did that and walked into the shoulder to shoulder crowd without missing a beat, and without security. The man is a fun, fun, but.


I don't remember it in any episode.. might be an outtake.
 
2021-06-05 4:49:54 AM  

shpritz: Can you doom something that never existed?


Let's ask Jesus.

/and to answer all questions, I think he's a construct of many men, legal documents were thorough and he's not listed
//what if Jesus was all the apostles
///about to get high, but am not while posting this
 
2021-06-05 4:54:18 AM  
I came across it randomly, I don't know the episode either. My first thought was a Q episode, when he gets his usual comeuppance at the end. But "Hide and Q" (the Riker-centric Q episode) had the older style uniforms.
 
2021-06-05 4:56:20 AM  

nakmuay: I came across it randomly, I don't know the episode either. My first thought was a Q episode, when he gets his usual comeuppance at the end. But "Hide and Q" (the Riker-centric Q episode) had the older style uniforms.


Almost certain it's an outtake. Plenty of fun ones of floating around.
 
2021-06-05 5:00:20 AM  

aagrajag: nakmuay: I came across it randomly, I don't know the episode either. My first thought was a Q episode, when he gets his usual comeuppance at the end. But "Hide and Q" (the Riker-centric Q episode) had the older style uniforms.

Almost certain it's an outtake. Plenty of fun ones of floating around.


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2021-06-05 5:08:25 AM  
He said he talked to Trump after?
Disqualified, should have sent a telegram that said 'fark you, strongly worded letter to follow.'
 
2021-06-05 5:40:00 AM  

nakmuay: aagrajag: nakmuay: I came across it randomly, I don't know the episode either. My first thought was a Q episode, when he gets his usual comeuppance at the end. But "Hide and Q" (the Riker-centric Q episode) had the older style uniforms.

Almost certain it's an outtake. Plenty of fun ones of floating around.

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2021-06-05 5:49:43 AM  

Gordon Bennett: nakmuay: aagrajag: nakmuay: I came across it randomly, I don't know the episode either. My first thought was a Q episode, when he gets his usual comeuppance at the end. But "Hide and Q" (the Riker-centric Q episode) had the older style uniforms.

Almost certain it's an outtake. Plenty of fun ones of floating around.

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'I hope ya well rested.  You gonna need your strength.'
 
2021-06-05 6:08:08 AM  

Alphax: minorshan: nakmuay: [Fark user image image 443x333]

Wonderful new gif I'm stealing!
But I'm ashamed to ask what ep was that? I assume one where everyone's personality changes.

/CCS - when I saw him at San Diego Comic Con, at an autograph table, in the 00's he basically did that and walked into the shoulder to shoulder crowd without missing a beat, and without security. The man is a fun, fun, but.

I don't remember it in any episode.. might be an outtake.


After looking at it again, you're probably right.

That cast had fun. You can tell by just watching any Trek series, which cast liked each other and had fun vs. miserable.

/looking at you DS:9
 
2021-06-05 6:11:32 AM  

nakmuay: aagrajag: nakmuay: I came across it randomly, I don't know the episode either. My first thought was a Q episode, when he gets his usual comeuppance at the end. But "Hide and Q" (the Riker-centric Q episode) had the older style uniforms.

Almost certain it's an outtake. Plenty of fun ones of floating around.

[Fark user image image 498x371]


I feel like thats an outtake of the St:TNG videotape board game.

I may own 2 copies. Only bought the 2nd because of water damage to the board.
 
2021-06-05 6:16:10 AM  
Pence is the very epitome of cringeworthy obsequiousness.
 
2021-06-05 6:32:25 AM  
Trump/Trump 2024

Yup, his D-bag of a son will be his running mate

What's worse than one Trump In the White House?
 
2021-06-05 6:41:38 AM  
Pence said yes to being Trump's vice president
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2021-06-05 7:02:07 AM  

aleister_greynight: He doomed his chances, when he didn't go along with the plan and let himself get hanged.


So far this has got more 'funnies' than 'smarts' (and why not, it's both) but this is spot farking on. The Q club, the hard core Trumpists and the constitutional illiterates (there's a lot of overlap between those groups admittedly) were united in baying for his blood in early January, and for no other reason than he was Trump's Vice President and they had cobbled a conspiracy theory together than he could overturn the election result as a matter of course.

If Lin Wood had been Vice President in January, he'd have literally tweeted that he himself was a traitor and that patriots needed to take appropriate action. That is how farking mad these chucklefarks were/are.

And that's why Pence has no political future. Nobody who was in that position on that day could have had any chance of a political future. We can ignore everything else that's wrong with Pence (and that's a shiat-ton) and just move on.
 
2021-06-05 7:24:02 AM  

bluejeansonfire: Everybody thought that Trump had no chance of winning. Clinton elevated him and wanted to make sure he was the one in the ring with her because they were so sure he was a joke of a candidate.

Look how that turned out.

Let's not underestimate the chances of evil people galvanizing the evil parts of America. Which there are a lot of, because we're a sh*thole.


True. Also I have heard more than one member of the evil movement say that it is not about Trump and his policies as much as he was a figurehead to unite the evil parts into a unified voice. Trump is a wrench they can throw in the gears of American society. That is why Trump can get away with things that are polar opposite of ideological conservatism, pragmatic conservative governing is not what is desired, the collapse of the American democracy & society is. There is a reason they stockpile weapons and ammo and started the survivalist culture, they are preparing for when they effectively destroy society and put them in the catbird seats for the mob rule which ensues. This will allow them to re-establish a pre-civil war type nation with them in control over the lesser peoples, for these people's own good.

Of course since it is a movement of many chiefs and few indians, with everyone thinking they are in the role of George Washington, if they get their dream societal collapse they will fall into a civil war among themselves. After all it is their egos that brought them this far, an ego that superseded their desire to be a citizen.
 
2021-06-05 7:42:23 AM  
His own "folk" were planning on killing him. Why exactly he would continue to associate with them is beyond me
 
2021-06-05 7:47:01 AM  
The Offspring - "Self Esteem"
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2021-06-05 7:49:33 AM  

NathanAllen: His own "folk" were planning on killing him. Why exactly he would continue to associate with them is beyond me


1. Brainwashing, those who abuse him are the only people who believe what he does

2. Although we feel sorry for him he would not associate with us because of his insane beliefs.
 
2021-06-05 8:07:30 AM  

recondite cetacean: nicholas m schumacher: But, okay sure. Let's give Mike Pence the props he deserves for jumping over the tiniest hurdle possible, even though he's was publicly kicking and screaming the entire time doing it.

But he hasn't.  He jumped right on top of that hurdle, and firmly has all four legs on all eight sides of it.  I assume that was either a very lucky jump, or a very strong grab by the ass cheeks, and, what's it called when your taint is not just calloused but just hardened from years of abuse so you feel no pain when you land on a hurdle directly on it and you barely wince, publicly?

Now I'm seriously on the fence about this Pence fella being on the fence.


And the funny thing is, by straddling that fence, he has no constituency at all. The Trump cult hates his guts for not overturning democracy, and everyone outside it hates his guys for trying to enable the Trump cult by continuing to pretend their bullshiat has merit. He is a pariah. He has nobody. He couldn't win dog catcher at this point.
 
2021-06-05 8:09:20 AM  

thealgorerhythm: NathanAllen: His own "folk" were planning on killing him. Why exactly he would continue to associate with them is beyond me

1. Brainwashing, those who abuse him are the only people who believe what he does

2. Although we feel sorry for him he would not associate with us because of his insane beliefs.


This is the point where anybody with a shred of sanity, or dignity, or self respect would just say "screw all y'all" and retire.

But not Pence.
 
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