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(Daily Mail)   No need to RTFA; all you need to know is that in the middle of *another* major lockdown, a Covid vaccination centre in Melbourne has had to be relocated in order to accommodate a sex toy convention. Asinine tag takes Giggity tag roughly from behind [NSFW]   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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1402 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jun 2021 at 11:54 PM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-04 10:45:27 PM  
So if the reporting is correct (and given that it's the Daily Mail, we can take that with a grain of salt) it seems vaccination rates are way down because that particular area is almost out of vaccine. The Sexpo probably booked the center in advance and the center doesn't want to have problems in the future by kicking out a paying customer.
 
2021-06-04 11:02:10 PM  

ArkAngel: So if the reporting is correct (and given that it's the Daily Mail, we can take that with a grain of salt) it seems vaccination rates are way down because that particular area is almost out of vaccine. The Sexpo probably booked the center in advance and the center doesn't want to have problems in the future by kicking out a paying customer.


This is June 30, they're talking about, and we don't know what the situation will be then. The convention centre is ideally located for a great many workers in the CBD, and the only alternative is north of the city, and not so convenient. It's farkin' insane, especially when we're currently locked down due to an outbreak of the Kappa and Delta COVID variants.
 
2021-06-04 11:22:32 PM  
Why not do both. What better place for little pricks than a sex you convention
 
2021-06-04 11:56:21 PM  
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2021-06-05 12:01:15 AM  

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2021-06-05 12:01:50 AM  
If a sex doctor writes you a prescription for a sexual aid, make sure to check the dildosage.
 
2021-06-05 12:06:44 AM  
Ammon Bundy feels your pain in this dildo shortage
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2021-06-05 12:14:41 AM  
and these Aussie sex toys ... can they kill you?
 
2021-06-05 12:28:00 AM  
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2021-06-05 12:29:05 AM  
Sexpo has been a regular thing in Melbourne for years. (me and the wife flew down one year), so a previously standing booking (that occurs regularly) > Government using the space for a pittance, but the vacc is still happening an a different area of the centre, so its not big deal.

You can get Vaxxed, get a Prickasso painting (Google him, but NSFW) and some sex toys in one stop. Thoughtful really, saving your life and you sex life all at once (for 3 days only)
 
2021-06-05 12:39:29 AM  
So many opportunities for a better headline.
 
2021-06-05 12:49:35 AM  

Stud Gerbil: and these Aussie sex toys ... can they kill you?


If you use them right.
 
2021-06-05 12:52:42 AM  
If anything was ever obligatory...

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2021-06-05 12:54:37 AM  
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2021-06-05 1:06:19 AM  
Where can I get one of those big wall Boobs? 3rd pic down.
 
2021-06-05 1:15:13 AM  

stuffy: Where can I get one of those big wall Boobs? 3rd pic down.


username etc., etc,
 
2021-06-05 1:42:03 AM  
I think the biggest crime here is subby spelled center wrong.
 
2021-06-05 1:45:32 AM  
Do gimp masks protect you from COVID? Asking for a friend.
 
2021-06-05 1:55:31 AM  
Definitely read organizers as orgasmers

Sex toy convention "organ"izers
 
2021-06-05 2:18:38 AM  
Well, at least people who came to that location looking to be vaccinated could still be stuck with something.
 
2021-06-05 2:33:29 AM  

Teddy Brosevelt: I think the biggest crime here is subby spelled center wrong.


Did not!
 
2021-06-05 3:55:03 AM  
I want to know about that sex train ride pictured in the article. The banner says 'Ride the Gerbil!' The seats are shaped like body parts so I won't post it here as I don't know if it's permitted under Fark rules.

I couldn't go on after that, not when I knew I wouldn't be told about the gerbil.
 
2021-06-05 4:13:27 AM  

ArkAngel: So if the reporting is correct (and given that it's the Daily Mail, we can take that with a grain of salt) it seems vaccination rates are way down because that particular area is almost out of vaccine. The Sexpo probably booked the center in advance and the center doesn't want to have problems in the future by kicking out a paying customer.


Exactly this. They'd also lose all income from the event and have to pay a penalty or be sued for being in breach of contract. Besides, they didn't kick the vaccination centre out. They moved it. I suppose they could have let them carry on vaccinating people in the middle of a giant sex convention. That would have led to some interesting questions.
 
2021-06-05 5:36:46 AM  
Well, at least people are still getting poked
 
2021-06-05 11:51:04 AM  
There was no one in the line the last two times I went by the other major vax place (exhibition hall) that is on the other side of the downtown and about a 15 minute ride in a tram away.

Sexpo is interesting. I have a friend who works there.  He usually does deep R&B music but he sprukes at Sexpo for a leather goods company.  He seems to have groupies so I can't blame him.  I expect he could get me a discount on leatherwear if that was my thing.

The state of Victoria elected a member of state placement from the Sex Party now known as the Reason Party. I know Fiona and I find her a most interesting politician. When I disagree with her, she is willing to talk about why and is willing to change her mind. She mostly presents legislation that is controversial yet is quietly supported by members of both major parties but they aren't brave enough to bring it up.
 
2021-06-05 12:01:48 PM  
I looked up the vaccination stats for Australia out of curiosity on why they're still doing lockdowns.

2.2%

Yikes!
 
2021-06-05 2:34:02 PM  
I mean it's been a year of lockdowns, it kind of makes sense to give people some new ideas for their evenings in
 
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