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2021-06-04 4:40:00 PM  
Mergh.
 
2021-06-04 4:44:00 PM  
I am not in a good headspace.
 
2021-06-04 4:48:14 PM  
Hey hey.
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2021-06-04 4:51:55 PM  
https://www.twitter.com/smontemayor/s​t​atus/1400900027631951872

"Big update to new Mike Lindell suit: the Minneapolis attorney representing him is now no longer with the Barnes & Thornburg firm after management discovered that he filed the case without their approval. https://t.co/RcJGu7W3dD"
 
2021-06-04 4:52:47 PM  
Washington Bullets Lyrics
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2021-06-04 4:52:55 PM  
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2021-06-04 4:57:58 PM  
Hi all. I had a pretty good day. New microscopes arrived today for student use starting this fall semester. They are a huge improvement over the ancient ones we were using. I also had Thai food for lunch, thanks to my awesome wife picking it up. Yay drunken noodles!
 
2021-06-04 5:00:25 PM  
Tonight's headline makes me happy. I may need to go listen to some music...
 
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2021-06-04 5:29:01 PM  
We have closed up shop for today.

There's still a LOT of stuff to sell, but both moms made some pretty decent money. Now they've gone to their respective homes and I'm sitting here in the air conditioning. It very well may be naptime. Faraday's off on their road trip, so it's just me and the girls.

It was stupid hot too, and that's adding to my fatigue. Bluh.
 
2021-06-04 5:49:39 PM  
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2021-06-04 6:22:41 PM  
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Ugh... made it through the week.  Did I actually miss this?  Hey Maddies.
 
2021-06-04 6:26:50 PM  
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2021-06-04 6:38:29 PM  
Um... would you prefer Pony Chow?
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2021-06-04 6:39:43 PM  
They always give you bewbs
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2021-06-04 6:40:11 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Hey hey.
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Hey Hey and Happy Aloha Friday everybody!
 
2021-06-04 6:42:41 PM  

the_innkeeper: I am not in a good headspace.


Don't be sad.  Be happy, or be a pony.
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Be a happy pony!
 
2021-06-04 6:43:52 PM  
And... yeah, I keep forgetting what planet I live on.
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2021-06-04 6:50:31 PM  
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This kitchen is where I need to hang that cross stitch thing I made.
 
2021-06-04 6:55:01 PM  

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Ugh... made it through the week.  Did I actually miss this?  Hey Maddies.



The only pony drunk I do.
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and also hello all, FHF and all that.
 
2021-06-04 6:59:30 PM  
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2021-06-04 6:59:30 PM  
 
2021-06-04 6:59:59 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [images-ext-1.discordapp.net image 821x616]
This kitchen is where I need to hang that cross stitch thing I made.


You'd be dead from radiation poisoning the second you stepped in there.
 
2021-06-04 7:08:30 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [images-ext-1.discordapp.net image 821x616]
This kitchen is where I need to hang that cross stitch thing I made.


Welp, I'm blind now so thanks for that!
 
2021-06-04 7:11:30 PM  
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Getting used to a new way of eating. Fried tofu. Yay.
 
2021-06-04 7:15:10 PM  
My middle girl: Hey dad, what are you listening to so loud?
Me: Queen. Live at Wembley.
Girl: Who? Where?

There is not a gif in existence to express how old I feel right now.

/ Hi Maddites!
// I'll go back to lurking now.
/// Threes.
 
2021-06-04 7:16:05 PM  

MechaPyx: Sarah Jessica Farker: [images-ext-1.discordapp.net image 821x616]
This kitchen is where I need to hang that cross stitch thing I made.

Welp, I'm blind now so thanks for that!


I did not know my monitors supported that level of color gamut.

As my new poster printer does PANTONE, I'm sure it'll color match that picture too.  That's PANTONE Gaudy Pink 124, Vomit Green 201, and Oranger Than Trump 45, right?
 
2021-06-04 7:16:34 PM  

the_innkeeper: I am not in a good headspace.


Should we open up someone else's head and let you move in there?  Maybe a new neighbourhood will help?
 
2021-06-04 7:18:13 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [images-ext-1.discordapp.net image 821x616]
This kitchen is where I need to hang that cross stitch thing I made.


My response to someone posting that kitchen and challenging people to describe it in 6 words or less without using pink or green:  "Burn it, burn the world"

I stand by it
 
2021-06-04 7:20:20 PM  
I need help right now. I matched with a girl on tinder and the conversation has led to noon-life safe thingy.

I have no idea what that is.

Any help?
 
2021-06-04 7:24:28 PM  

PlasmaFields: My middle girl: Hey dad, what are you listening to so loud?
Me: Queen. Live at Wembley.
Girl: Who? Where?

There is not a gif in existence to express how old I feel right now.

/ Hi Maddites!
// I'll go back to lurking now.
/// Threes.


Freddy's Betty Boop shirt is meaningless to her, too.
 
2021-06-04 7:27:58 PM  
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The recipe

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The result. It looks weird but it's actually surprisingly pretty good!
 
2021-06-04 7:29:34 PM  
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START ALL THE PROJECTS

Howdy everyone, hope you all have had a good week and have a better weekend! Been busy as fark over here, but getting used to it and enjoying it. I feel like there hasn't been any major stressful awful political news in over a week, and that is amazing.
 
2021-06-04 7:30:40 PM  

BDR459: I need help right now. I matched with a girl on tinder and the conversation has led to noon-life safe thingy.

I have no idea what that is.

Any help?


Noonlight appears to be an intrusive nanny app? :p

Billing itself as America's #1 safety app.
 
2021-06-04 7:32:02 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: PlasmaFields: My middle girl: Hey dad, what are you listening to so loud?
Me: Queen. Live at Wembley.
Girl: Who? Where?

There is not a gif in existence to express how old I feel right now.

/ Hi Maddites!
// I'll go back to lurking now.
/// Threes.

Freddy's Betty Boop shirt is meaningless to her, too.


The only pictures she has to go on are the album covers, so I am spared that particular humiliation.
 
2021-06-04 7:35:31 PM  
 
2021-06-04 8:06:48 PM  
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

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2021-06-04 8:09:10 PM  
Thread has gone straight to hell
 
2021-06-04 8:15:58 PM  
NBC News:

"This really has to do with the basic rules well all have agreed to, to keep this diverse, multiracial democracy functioning," fmr. Pres. Obama says. "Are we going to stick to those rules or are we gonna start rigging the game in a way that breaks it?"
 
2021-06-04 8:16:03 PM  

Billy Liar: Thread has gone straight to hell


It is Friday, after all...
 
2021-06-04 8:20:53 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

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Gimp Old Party
 
2021-06-04 8:22:25 PM  

JulieAzel626: NBC News:

"This really has to do with the basic rules well all have agreed to, to keep this diverse, multiracial democracy functioning," fmr. Pres. Obama says. "Are we going to stick to those rules or are we gonna start rigging the game in a way that breaks it?"


JFC, TAKE THE DAMN KID GLOVES OFF!!!
 
2021-06-04 8:22:48 PM  

Kegovitch: Billy Liar: Thread has gone straight to hell

It is Friday, after all...


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2021-06-04 8:24:42 PM  

Billy Liar: Thread has gone straight to hell


Not sure about who you are... the lockdown makes for forgetfulness. (Does Nana know your favorite luncheon meat?) But if things go to hell, then enjoy the ride and share the pain.  Or just post stuff you like and see if we agree.
 
2021-06-04 8:27:45 PM  
 
2021-06-04 8:32:34 PM  

BDR459: I need help right now. I matched with a girl on tinder and the conversation has led to noon-life safe thingy.

I have no idea what that is.

Any help?


One of you will be wearing a gimp suit.
 
2021-06-04 8:34:18 PM  

real_headhoncho: BDR459: I need help right now. I matched with a girl on tinder and the conversation has led to noon-life safe thingy.

I have no idea what that is.

Any help?

One of you will be wearing a gimp suit.


In this heat?
 
2021-06-04 8:34:28 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [images-ext-1.discordapp.net image 821x616]
This kitchen is where I need to hang that cross stitch thing I made.


And this is why you don't let someone who is color blind interior decorate.
 
2021-06-04 8:34:49 PM  

BDR459: I need help right now. I matched with a girl on tinder and the conversation has led to noon-life safe thingy.

I have no idea what that is.

Any help?


Sorry, no. Good luck. We're all counting on you.  But speaking of noon:

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2021-06-04 8:38:06 PM  
Happy Friday y'all.
YesSongs #5: YES - Close To The Edge
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Just so much damn music crammed into this song. Most bands would take just a tiny piece of this and turn it into a 5 minute song. Not '70s era Yes. They're all "let's take 20 songs worth of material and jam it into one song".
 
2021-06-04 8:39:16 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

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I saw that, and I was at a loss to even think of an adjective to describe it. "He wanted the mob to kill me, but I didn't want the mob to kill me... I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree!" Cowardly, craven, wimpy, spineless? No, none of them fully covers it.

Something that means "unwavering sycophantic loyalty to my boss in the face of his malicious intent even when it results in my abject public humiliation in front of the entire nation". Colbert's "cockholster" was a good one, but it doesn't quite fit here, because it doesn't include maliciousness on the part of the boss.

Something that would describe a man who really just might compile a binder full of pictures of his virginal female relatives, as requested, and ask who his boss would like for the evening, knowing full well the girl would be raped and then disappeared to keep her quiet.
 
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