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2021-06-04 4:18:11 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-06-04 4:20:50 PM  
Life is like a box of crazy is as crazy does.
 
2021-06-04 4:22:43 PM  
That reads like a Madlib.
 
2021-06-04 4:24:13 PM  

physt: That reads like a Madlib.


The headline or the tweet?
 
2021-06-04 4:24:48 PM  
this is why there is no god. If there was a benevolent sky fairy she would of sent a meteor or comet or volcano or some other calamity to wipe out the whole lot of them.
 
2021-06-04 4:28:14 PM  
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2021-06-04 4:29:39 PM  

khitsicker: this is why there is no god. If there was a benevolent sky fairy she would of sent a meteor or comet or volcano or some other calamity to wipe out the whole lot of them.


That isn't why there isn't a god, just circunstancial evidence against a benevolent one.
 
2021-06-04 4:32:58 PM  

khitsicker: this is why there is no god. If there was a benevolent sky fairy she would of sent a meteor or comet or volcano or some other calamity to wipe out the whole lot of them.


Why just them? 

Humans are garbage. 

Look at our planet, and tell me I'm wrong.
 
2021-06-04 4:36:25 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: physt: That reads like a Madlib.

The headline or the tweet?


Yes?
 
2021-06-04 4:39:06 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

ZTPetrizzo: Anti-Muslim activist Laura Loomer just crashed a speech Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey was giving at a Bitcoin gathering in Florida.


Whatever happened to "Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with a pipe wrench?"
 
2021-06-04 4:40:03 PM  

Baloo Uriza: Original: Original Tweet:

ZTPetrizzo: Anti-Muslim activist Laura Loomer just crashed a speech Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey was giving at a Bitcoin gathering in Florida.

Whatever happened to "Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with a pipe wrench?"


It was Yvette.
 
2021-06-04 4:40:04 PM  
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Did she manage to chain herself to him this time?
 
2021-06-04 4:40:56 PM  

khitsicker: this is why there is no god. If there was a benevolent sky fairy she would of sent a meteor or comet or volcano or some other calamity to wipe out the whole lot of them.


If there is a God, he gave up on us a long time ago.
 
2021-06-04 4:41:55 PM  
I think this is just Loomer's way of flirting with Dorsey.

(I think she likes him!)
 
2021-06-04 4:46:08 PM  
WTF is it with the GOP Cargo Cult and Stars of David!?
 
2021-06-04 4:55:38 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: WTF is it with the GOP Cargo Cult and Stars of David!?


They don't like Jews very much.
 
2021-06-04 4:55:39 PM  
One person with a pipe bomb could solve a whole lot of stupid in one throw...
 
2021-06-04 4:55:46 PM  
Isn't the reason she wants to get back on Twitter because all the nazis on the "alt" sites keep telling her they want to die in a gas chamber?
 
2021-06-04 4:55:58 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: WTF is it with the GOP Cargo Cult and Stars of David!?


At least Loomer is Jewish?

// with the rest of the GOP, the whole religion is based on persecution of Jews (and one in particular)
// so to claim that mantle of persecution for themselves (believing themselves to be "Jews 2.0") is entirely on-brand
 
2021-06-04 4:56:55 PM  

jars.traptone: khitsicker: this is why there is no god. If there was a benevolent sky fairy she would of sent a meteor or comet or volcano or some other calamity to wipe out the whole lot of them.

Why just them? 

Humans are garbage. 

Look at our planet, and tell me I'm wrong.


And yet you're still here.

I am very intelligent.
 
2021-06-04 4:58:07 PM  

jars.traptone: Humans are garbage.

Look at our planet, and tell me I'm wrong.


The world's population needs a pruning.
Something tells me that the planet itself will work that out at some point in time.
 
2021-06-04 4:58:47 PM  
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2021-06-04 4:58:58 PM  
Just drop a nuke, we'd fix so many problems!
 
2021-06-04 4:59:06 PM  
Loony Loomer got thrown the f*** out.

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2021-06-04 4:59:17 PM  

khitsicker: this is why there is no god. If there was a benevolent sky fairy she would of sent a meteor or comet or volcano or some other calamity to wipe out the whole lot of them.


Maybe this is just his new version of that.
 
2021-06-04 4:59:29 PM  

Target Builder: Isn't the reason she wants to get back on Twitter because all the nazis on the "alt" sites keep telling her they want to die in a gas chamber?


See, for most people, that would make them rethink some stuff.
 
2021-06-04 4:59:46 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: physt: That reads like a Madlib.

The headline or the tweet?


Yes.
 
2021-06-04 5:00:27 PM  

Gyrfalcon: jars.traptone: khitsicker: this is why there is no god. If there was a benevolent sky fairy she would of sent a meteor or comet or volcano or some other calamity to wipe out the whole lot of them.

Why just them? 

Humans are garbage. 

Look at our planet, and tell me I'm wrong.

And yet you're still here.

I am very intelligent.


I lol'd.
 
2021-06-04 5:01:48 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: physt: That reads like a Madlib.

The headline or the tweet?


Our reality.
 
2021-06-04 5:02:11 PM  
like cleaning out a clogged shower drain.
how did all this scum get packed into such a small space?
 
2021-06-04 5:02:16 PM  
I read that as zimaphobe and thought Who doesn't hate that shiat.
 
2021-06-04 5:02:32 PM  
Pyramid scheme does seem like a good phrase to describe Bitcoin.
 
2021-06-04 5:03:15 PM  

Baloo Uriza: If there is a God, he gave up on us a long time ago.


We thought god was full of infinite mercy and kindness. We made that part up, just like all the rest of it, to make ourselves feel better about the meaninglessness of existence. And I agree with you, if there ever were a god, its mercy and kindness was quite finite.
 
2021-06-04 5:03:48 PM  

fragMasterFlash: [Fark user image image 250x250]

Did she manage to chain herself to him this time?


Wow, that's a lot of crazy in a little package.
 
2021-06-04 5:03:57 PM  

johnny queso: like cleaning out a clogged shower drain.
how did all this scum get packed into such a small space?


But enough about your mom!

*DUCKS*
 
2021-06-04 5:04:39 PM  
She keeps insisting that she's a journalist  -- yet, somehow  never has a press pass, or an invite of any kind.
 
2021-06-04 5:04:44 PM  

yohohogreengiant: khitsicker: this is why there is no god. If there was a benevolent sky fairy she would of sent a meteor or comet or volcano or some other calamity to wipe out the whole lot of them.

That isn't why there isn't a god, just circunstancial evidence against a benevolent one.


We were just a toy to amuse him, but he grew bored and went out for a drink and a shiny new toy.
 
2021-06-04 5:05:01 PM  
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/... I forgot to laugh
//snort
 
2021-06-04 5:05:42 PM  

rolladuck: johnny queso: like cleaning out a clogged shower drain.
how did all this scum get packed into such a small space?

But enough about your mom!

*DUCKS*


why, i oughta...!
 
2021-06-04 5:05:54 PM  
Oblig.

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2021-06-04 5:09:34 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: physt: That reads like a Madlib.

The headline or the tweet?


Yes
 
2021-06-04 5:11:15 PM  
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2021-06-04 5:12:43 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: I think this is just Loomer's way of flirting with Dorsey.

(I think she likes him!)


I hear she's got big tits and an ashkenazi iq
 
2021-06-04 5:12:54 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: I think this is just Loomer's way of flirting with Dorsey.

(I think she likes him!)


Next she hits him over the head with her lunchbox.
 
2021-06-04 5:13:31 PM  
That'll surely convince him to unban your stupid, racist, dishonest ass.
 
2021-06-04 5:15:11 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Baloo Uriza: Original: Original Tweet:

ZTPetrizzo: Anti-Muslim activist Laura Loomer just crashed a speech Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey was giving at a Bitcoin gathering in Florida.

Whatever happened to "Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with a pipe wrench?"

It was Yvette.


Mon dieu.
/ Which is apparently French for "god damn, she was hot"
 
2021-06-04 5:16:38 PM  

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That conversation was one of my favourite scenes in Batman Beyond.  Looking back on it now, and all the similar scenes that have come up in movies and television to explain the naked psychopathy required for the acquisition of that much wealth and/or power, it makes me wonder how things have been allowed to stay so bad for so long.

Then I open a Fark thread and am forcibly reminded that it's because there's a frighteningly large number of people who see those those traits as virtues.
 
2021-06-04 5:18:12 PM  
she looks like jared kushner's skinsuit stretched over mindy cohn's body.
 
2021-06-04 5:18:18 PM  

jars.traptone: khitsicker: this is why there is no god. If there was a benevolent sky fairy she would of sent a meteor or comet or volcano or some other calamity to wipe out the whole lot of them.

Why just them? 

Humans are garbage. 

Look at our planet, and tell me I'm wrong.


I'm not garbage. Speak for yourself.
 
2021-06-04 5:20:55 PM  

HeartBurnKid: GreatGlavinsGhost: WTF is it with the GOP Cargo Cult and Stars of David!?

They don't like Jews very much.


Many right-wingers are fine with Jews, and will even insist that they love the Jews... but they do have an unfortunate habit of conflating every single minor inconvenience in their own lives with the most massive atrocities of recorded history.
 
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