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(680 News Radio)   "Honey, I'm going to my strip club to get a COVID vaccine ... Err, I mean, I'm going to a local pop-up clinic to get a COVID vaccine, that's what I meant"   (680news.com) divider line
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2021-06-04 2:09:38 PM  
I would have waited, if I knew vaccinations were going to turn into a strip club party.
 
2021-06-04 2:18:19 PM  
"Pop-up"
 
2021-06-04 3:24:35 PM  
Good. They're in confined spaces with random people breathing heavily.
I know it's common to make fun of strippers, but it's pretty clear they need to be vaccinated
 
2021-06-04 3:27:48 PM  
I went to a local drug store for my shots. I feel cheated.
 
2021-06-04 3:29:39 PM  
I'm going to get a little prick.  And then I'll get a little prick.
 
2021-06-04 3:29:51 PM  
HOTY right there.
 
2021-06-04 3:31:34 PM  

Lambskincoat: I would have waited, if I knew vaccinations were going to turn into a strip club party.


Same here! Damn it!
 
2021-06-04 3:33:23 PM  
In Vancouver, the strip clubs initially were allowed to reopen with a safety plan and they all pinky-swore that they would follow the rules. Shockingly, distancing was viewed as something to being renegotiated by waving around extra money, outbreaks were traced back to clubs, spot inspections showed that safety measures weren't being followed, and they all shut down.
In further shocking news, patrons of the strip clubs weren't to keen on handing out their real phone numbers or addresses in order to allow contract tracing.
 
2021-06-04 3:44:13 PM  
Does each vaccine come with a happy ending?
 
2021-06-04 3:44:46 PM  
Sorry honey, they had the earliest availability. I hate it as much as you do, but you want me to be safe, right?
 
2021-06-04 3:50:21 PM  
It makes sense. The strippers are all nursing students ... that's what they tell me anyway..
 
2021-06-04 3:51:25 PM  
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2021-06-04 3:51:28 PM  
Good. This is as much in the interest of the club as of the rest of us. Sooner everyone is vaccinated, the sooner their industry can go back to normal.

In many places it is back to normal. Those who participated in the Louise Fischer thread will recall that she visited the Copenhagen swinger club to gather the thoughts of patrons on the re-opening of the club after over a year. (For details on what she did to get them to open up, see the thread.)
 
2021-06-04 3:56:06 PM  
"Did someone schedule a vaccine?"
 
2021-06-04 3:56:28 PM  

Lambskincoat: I would have waited, if I knew vaccinations were going to turn into a strip club party.


me too!

/not really
 
2021-06-04 3:57:30 PM  
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2021-06-04 3:59:24 PM  
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2021-06-04 4:02:22 PM  
Don't worry honey. Herpes is just a side effect of the vaccine. It'll go away soon enough.
 
2021-06-04 4:09:12 PM  
I thought there were no injections in the champagne room
 
2021-06-04 4:14:00 PM  

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I dated a girl that liked to go to strip clubs.

I quickly realized that if I continued to date her, it would likely prove fatal.

/she dumped me for a stripper anyway
 
2021-06-04 4:14:36 PM  

Pope Larry II: Lambskincoat: I would have waited, if I knew vaccinations were going to turn into a strip club party.

me too!

/not really


I know you're joking, but better to go after your vaccinated, a coworker in his late thirties was hospitalized over Memorial day weekend for Covid.  He's out of the hospital now, but still in pretty bad shape.  I don't know if he got his vaccine, but he wouldn't wear a mask wherever he didn't have to..
 
2021-06-04 4:47:11 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: In Vancouver, the strip clubs initially were allowed to reopen with a safety plan and they all pinky-swore that they would follow the rules. Shockingly, distancing was viewed as something to being renegotiated by waving around extra money, outbreaks were traced back to clubs, spot inspections showed that safety measures weren't being followed, and they all shut down.
In further shocking news, patrons of the strip clubs weren't to keen on handing out their real phone numbers or addresses in order to allow contract tracing.


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2021-06-04 4:47:19 PM  
This reminded me I had to schedule an appointment for my youngest 2nd shot.

/Not at a strip club-the local department of health
//He might want to go though as he is a teen boy
///Wife would not be happy, though she probably would go with me to one.
 
2021-06-04 4:59:45 PM  

xtalman: This reminded me I had to schedule an appointment for my youngest 2nd shot.

/Not at a strip club-the local department of health
//He might want to go though as he is a teen boy
///Wife would not be happy, though she probably would go with me to one.


Guess what Mommy,
Daddy took me for my Covid shot and all the ladies there seem to know him pretty well.
One even sat in his lap the whole time I was getting my shot and for the waiting time.
 
2021-06-04 5:06:33 PM  
This thread is worthless without pictures of "what strippers might look like".
 
2021-06-04 5:09:12 PM  
Simpsons Las Vegas did it.
 
2021-06-04 5:12:00 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: This thread is worthless without pictures of "what strippers might look like".


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/hot stripper action!
 
2021-06-04 5:36:30 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: In Vancouver, the strip clubs initially were allowed to reopen with a safety plan and they all pinky-swore that they would follow the rules. Shockingly, distancing was viewed as something to being renegotiated by waving around extra money, outbreaks were traced back to clubs, spot inspections showed that safety measures weren't being followed, and they all shut down.
In further shocking news, patrons of the strip clubs weren't to keen on handing out their real phone numbers or addresses in order to allow contract tracing.


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You don't say...
 
2021-06-04 5:43:02 PM  
Easier to find a vein I guess
 
2021-06-04 6:21:02 PM  
 
2021-06-04 6:41:40 PM  
now both of my arms are sore!
 
2021-06-04 6:47:56 PM  
Snipfpfer's Row?
 
2021-06-04 7:05:15 PM  
Meh..The buffet isn't THAT great...
 
2021-06-04 7:34:59 PM  
Johnson and Johnson?
 
2021-06-05 12:10:08 AM  
Funny story about the Zanzibar (not vaccine related). When I was 18 (drinking age is 19 here), so not legal to be in the club, I was visiting my friend at UofT and we decided to go there. His roommate was going to lend me his ID (before photo ID) but he was in a hurry when he left so he just handed me his whole wallet.

In the bar an under-cover cop sits down at our table and says "Can I see some ID boys?". I pull out the wallet and start handing him stuff ... by the time I got to the Scuba Diving card the cop just said "Okay! Stop!". The next guy was actually 19 so he was fine and the 3rd guy had just borrowed a drivers license but by then the cop was already looking for other tables and didn't ask for more.

The waitress was panicked. She said that she could be charged if we were under age (which she obviously thought we were even though she was serving us). So she was relieved as well. Haven't been there for decades.
 
2021-06-05 12:47:26 AM  

MikeyFuccon: Good. This is as much in the interest of the club as of the rest of us. Sooner everyone is vaccinated, the sooner their industry can go back to normal.

In many places it is back to normal. Those who participated in the Louise Fischer thread will recall that she visited the Copenhagen swinger club to gather the thoughts of patrons on the re-opening of the club after over a year. (For details on what she did to get them to open up, see the thread.)


I have seen several references to this thread now and been unable to find it in search. I'm mostly just curious what people are talking about.
 
2021-06-05 12:57:56 AM  

BearDrivingCar: MikeyFuccon: Good. This is as much in the interest of the club as of the rest of us. Sooner everyone is vaccinated, the sooner their industry can go back to normal.

In many places it is back to normal. Those who participated in the Louise Fischer thread will recall that she visited the Copenhagen swinger club to gather the thoughts of patrons on the re-opening of the club after over a year. (For details on what she did to get them to open up, see the thread.)

I have seen several references to this thread now and been unable to find it in search. I'm mostly just curious what people are talking about.


Here you go.
 
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