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(Yahoo)   "Mike Lindell's lawyers said Dominion and Smartmatic's 'conspiracy' against him is set to cost the MyPillow CEO more than $2 billion"   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-06-04 1:11:35 PM  
He doesn't have $2 billion.
 
2021-06-04 1:12:43 PM  
Oh no!

Anyway...
 
2021-06-04 1:20:48 PM  
Is that before or after the 1.3 billion lawsuit is won?
 
2021-06-04 1:21:37 PM  
I hope Dominion takes every single thing from this dickbag, including his stupid mustache.
 
2021-06-04 1:22:33 PM  
Do they mean lawsuit? I mean, I guess they did conspire to file the lawsuit in a completely open and legal method.
 
2021-06-04 1:24:11 PM  
"MyPillow" "I Still Owe"
 
2021-06-04 1:32:32 PM  

dildo tontine: I hope Dominion takes every single thing from this dickbag, including his stupid mustache.


No, leave the mustache, so that every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your stupid mustache.
 
2021-06-04 1:33:29 PM  
That's a lot of cocaine!
 
2021-06-04 1:37:53 PM  

Bootleg: Do they mean lawsuit? I mean, I guess they did conspire to file the lawsuit in a completely open and legal method.


No, they mean damages caused by Dominion calling out his bullshiat and creating a "cancel culture" that resulted in people no longer buying his shiatty pillows on a late-night drunken whim.

I hope the opposing council busts him like a f*cking piñata.
 
2021-06-04 1:37:53 PM  

dildo tontine: I hope Dominion takes every single thing from this dickbag, including his stupid mustache.


No, they put a restrictive covenant on the mustache.  He has to maintain it, but it can't be seen in ads or in public appearances without paying them.
 
2021-06-04 1:38:18 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: He doesn't have $2 billion.


He and his stupid company combined don't have $2b

What he means is he's going to spend (up to) $2b of his marks' donations. If he gets that much in donations, humanity doesn't deserve to live.
 
2021-06-04 1:42:15 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: dildo tontine: I hope Dominion takes every single thing from this dickbag, including his stupid mustache.

No, they put a restrictive covenant on the mustache.  He has to maintain it, but it can't be seen in ads or in public appearances without paying them.


Mike Lindell's Mustache would make a great alt handle
 
2021-06-04 1:42:17 PM  

NateAsbestos: The Googles Do Nothing: He doesn't have $2 billion.

He and his stupid company combined don't have $2b

What he means is he's going to spend (up to) $2b of his marks' donations. If he gets that much in donations, humanity doesn't deserve to live.


No Mr Lindell, honestly. The price of coke has gone up to 3,000,000 a gram.
 
2021-06-04 1:42:28 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bootleg: Do they mean lawsuit? I mean, I guess they did conspire to file the lawsuit in a completely open and legal method.

No, they mean damages caused by Dominion calling out his bullshiat and creating a "cancel culture" that resulted in people no longer buying his shiatty pillows on a late-night drunken whim.

I hope the opposing council busts him like a f*cking piñata.


It certainly couldn't be the hand of the free market slapping him down for being vermin.  It couldn't be from being forced by the courts to change his scummy illegal advertising...

Maybe, just maybe shiatting on 50% of the pillow using public wasn't such a good business idea?  Nah, it's Dominion's fault for "conspiring" against him.
 
2021-06-04 1:45:49 PM  

dildo tontine: I hope Dominion takes every single thing from this dickbag, including his stupid mustache.


All Mike needs is his crack...and this chair...and this crack pipe....

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2021-06-04 1:46:43 PM  
If only the Christian bible has some cautionary advise about bearing false witness
 
2021-06-04 2:20:04 PM  
The Barnes & Thornburg partner who signed the ludicrous Mike Lindell complaint is reportedly no longer with the firm-they say he "didn't receive 'firm authorization' for the suit and the firm is immediately withdrawing as local counsel." https://t.co/Gkh6sHujv8

- Owen Barcala (@obarcala) June 4, 2021
 
2021-06-04 2:53:28 PM  
Good.
 
2021-06-04 2:53:37 PM  
The partner at Barnes & Thornburg who filed the most recent lawsuit was just canned by the firm.

https://www.law.com/americanlawyer/20​2​1/06/04/barnes-thornburg-partner-leave​s-firm-after-representing-my-pillow-ce​o-in-suit/
 
2021-06-04 2:54:29 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: The Barnes & Thornburg partner who signed the ludicrous Mike Lindell complaint is reportedly no longer with the firm-they say he "didn't receive 'firm authorization' for the suit and the firm is immediately withdrawing as local counsel." https://t.co/Gkh6sHujv8
- Owen Barcala (@obarcala) June 4, 2021


I am beside myself with laughter.

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2021-06-04 2:55:04 PM  
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2021-06-04 2:55:18 PM  
This dude obviously has an addictive personality. He got a little sniff of power and now is throwing everything and the kitchen sink to get it back.
 
2021-06-04 2:55:31 PM  
Party of personal responsibility, amirite?
 
2021-06-04 2:56:36 PM  
You guys laugh but that is a lifetimes worth of crack! He would even be able to leave a little nest rock for his kids!
Think of his kids and crack!
 
2021-06-04 2:56:40 PM  
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2021-06-04 2:56:54 PM  
The lawyer specialized in "union avoidance"

Bet he wishes he had better worker protections about now
 
2021-06-04 2:57:12 PM  
I'm pretty sure that ruining someone's business has consequences if you lie about what they supposedly did.

You should be prepared as a man to suffer said consequences and not cry like a little girl they are being mean back. You literally tried to destroy their business and some of their lives!

Private companies cannot stifle free speech period.
 
2021-06-04 2:58:52 PM  
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holy fark, those lawyers should be disbarred
 
2021-06-04 2:59:54 PM  
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2021-06-04 3:00:25 PM  
A lawsuit filed Thursday said MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell stands to lose more than $2 billion after voting-machine companies Dominion Voting Systems and Smartmatic engaged in a "conspiracy and enterprise to harm him."
As well as financial damage, Lindell also received death threats because of the "cancel culture" the two companies created, the filing said.



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2021-06-04 3:00:27 PM  
Which partner?  I need more than 'a partner who is no longer with the firm'.  He (or she) is still out there...waiting... doing law(ish) stuff when you least expect it.
 
2021-06-04 3:00:48 PM  
Whatever happened to Mike Lowell?
 
2021-06-04 3:01:20 PM  
Mike seems like the type of guy to have gone through 3 or 4 marriages, two of them to the same woman.  What I'm saying is, Mike Lindell is, at best, only worth one-eighth of Mike Lindell, even before the lawsuits.
 
2021-06-04 3:01:59 PM  
Womp womp

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2021-06-04 3:02:15 PM  
Loosing $2 billion?  If only he had something to cry into.
 
2021-06-04 3:02:27 PM  
I really don't think that his legal expenses are going to be $3/4 of a billion, and My Pillow's total net worth is only about $300 million.
 
2021-06-04 3:02:31 PM  
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2021-06-04 3:03:06 PM  
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2021-06-04 3:03:08 PM  
Maybe you dun F'ed up when you started committing literal prosecutable slander.

Maybe don't do that next time.
 
2021-06-04 3:03:23 PM  

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*shakes angry fist*
 
2021-06-04 3:05:08 PM  
 I'm just trying to have a debate about whether or not there is a fire in this theater and they are stifling my free speeches!
 
2021-06-04 3:05:17 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Loosing $2 billion?  If only he had something to cry into.


He could tighten his hold on a pillow.
 
2021-06-04 3:05:25 PM  
My husband used to drive Lyft here in the Twin Cities. During that time he dropped a few people off at the MyPillow factory and they all said it sucked working there, that he would walk through the facility being an ass, and they were made to work OT without pay. All of then were younger people who probably didn't know about wage theft claims.

Good. If he just made pillows, treated his workers well, and just lived a normal life he wouldn't be in this predicament. It's the consequences of his own actions, not a damned conspiracy
 
2021-06-04 3:06:58 PM  
HAHAHA! 😂
/ Fark off, Mr. Pillow
// Hope they take EVERYTHING from you.
/// And leave you *yababbing on a corner...oh wait!
IV/ *Had a contest in school: Invent a word and the definition... "Yabab, Yababbing: ( Pronounced: yeah-bab, yeah bab-ing), which means "To talk a lot without making sense..to ramble about things you know nothing of." There's a bit more to it, but I won. 😁
He's a Yababber.
 
2021-06-04 3:07:14 PM  
He needs to lose everything, go to prison then become an addict again and die from an overdose. Fark this dude.
 
2021-06-04 3:07:45 PM  
"I lied about their voting machines and because they are calling me out on those lies people aren't buying my stuff, so they owe me $2B"

Is this really the legal theory? I hope his lawyers are getting paid up front.
 
2021-06-04 3:10:12 PM  

lolmao500: He needs to lose everything, go to prison then become an addict again and die from an overdose. Fark this dude.


Can we skip step two.  I don't think the people should be paying for his 3 hots and a cot.
 
2021-06-04 3:11:05 PM  

Ker_Thwap: No, leave the mustache, so that every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your stupid mustache.


Ah, I see that you are a civilized individual as well. You know the rules of "to the face mammal".
 
2021-06-04 3:11:44 PM  

jst3p: "I lied about their voting machines and because they are calling me out on those lies people aren't buying my stuff, so they owe me $2B"

Is this really the legal theory? I hope his lawyers are getting paid up front.


Apparently the lawyer got fired from his firm for bringing this suit, so that should say something about the merits of the case.
 
2021-06-04 3:12:30 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Loosing $2 billion?  If only he had something to cry into.


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