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(Politico)   DeSantis gets dedonation from demystery dedonor, and it's presumably dedark money   (politico.com) divider line
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2021-06-04 11:21:47 AM  
Gee thanks Justice Roberts!   When future historians say you presided over the Citizen's United -era of the Court, the will NOT mean that as a compliment
 
2021-06-04 12:33:42 PM  
This corrupt motherfarker is going to be President, I swear to Christ.
 
2021-06-04 1:05:55 PM  

Mugato: This corrupt motherfarker is going to be President, I swear to Christ.


Not if we fix our voting laws...

... Democrats.
 
2021-06-04 1:07:00 PM  
DeSantis is DeTraitor to DeUnitedStates.
 
2021-06-04 1:08:25 PM  
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2021-06-04 1:08:59 PM  
Seriously, subby?  Why not go the whole nine yards?

Count de Money / "The People Are Revolting"
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2021-06-04 1:09:26 PM  

austerity101: Mugato: This corrupt motherfarker is going to be President, I swear to Christ.

Not if we fix our voting laws...

... Democrats.


You would think that Manchurian and Siesta (I was going to say damn auto-correct, but I like these words better for them) would get tired of having splinters in their assholes from straddling the fence for so long.
 
2021-06-04 1:10:16 PM  

Magorn: Gee thanks Justice Roberts!   When future historians say you presided over the Citizen's United -era of the Court, the will NOT mean that as a compliment


It is the best government that money can buy!
 
2021-06-04 1:12:44 PM  
I feel like he's more likely to spontaneously choke on a frisbee at an Olive Garden than ever see any appropriate consequences for anything.
 
2021-06-04 1:13:11 PM  

SirGunslinger: austerity101: Mugato: This corrupt motherfarker is going to be President, I swear to Christ.

Not if we fix our voting laws...

... Democrats.

You would think that Manchurian and Siesta (I was going to say damn auto-correct, but I like these words better for them) would get tired of having splinters in their assholes from straddling the fence for so long.


You'd be surprised.
 
2021-06-04 1:14:16 PM  
This is the stupidest fark headline meme of all time.
 
2021-06-04 1:14:36 PM  
Wow I never noticed really looks like a disheveled Matt Berry

You and he were, buddies....wern't you
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is that nutty? Probably idk
 
2021-06-04 1:15:44 PM  
Degoddamn dethat's dethe defunniest dejoke dethat dehas decertainly denot debeen debeaten deinto dethe def*cking deground.
 
2021-06-04 1:16:26 PM  
I deslike des headline meme.
 
2021-06-04 1:16:41 PM  

theknuckler_33: This is the stupidest fark headline meme of all time.


Oh, good. I never would have known this if you hadn't sacrificed your time to tell us. Thank you for your service.
 
2021-06-04 1:18:17 PM  

Mugato: This corrupt motherfarker is going to be President, I swear to Christ.


Not if we get on top of this right now.

As a Floridian I'm getting involved so this f*cker never holds office again. I want Nikki Fried to kick his ass out of the statehouse and then him and Trump feud themselves to death in the primary

Nikki Fried taking me as a concubine optional
 
2021-06-04 1:18:21 PM  
So wait... it's "unclear who is behind" this corporate entity, although their official documents include the address for a business in Florida and the name of an employee of that business, it's "unclear" where they get literally any money from, and... oh well. That seems like enough investigating?

I've been in utter fury about this country for more of my life than not... and yet somehow almost every day there's a new type of example of "WHY DO WE LET THIS shiat GO ON," when we all know what really is going on.
 
2021-06-04 1:18:25 PM  
DeInsanity is DeScusting.
 
2021-06-04 1:24:48 PM  
Demystery would mean we know who it came from right?
 
2021-06-04 1:41:57 PM  

mistahtom: I deslike des headline meme.


"dark demoney" would have been better.
 
2021-06-04 1:57:08 PM  
Well, De!
 
2021-06-04 2:07:42 PM  
Let me help you Count de Money...

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2021-06-04 2:11:19 PM  
 
2021-06-04 2:23:01 PM  

austerity101: Mugato: This corrupt motherfarker is going to be President, I swear to Christ. Not if we fix our voting laws... ... Democrats.


If we can fix our voting laws, it's going to take the support of the red state over-represented empty places of land. And that's not going to happen.

Our system is broken.
 
2021-06-04 3:06:11 PM  
Every time I see this colstomy bag of a sub human all I can think of is a local corrupt teamster official
 
2021-06-04 3:07:44 PM  

austerity101: theknuckler_33: This is the stupidest fark headline meme of all time.

Oh, good. I never would have known this if you hadn't sacrificed your time to tell us. Thank you for your service.


*hat tip*
 
2021-06-04 3:12:13 PM  

theknuckler_33: This is the stupidest fark headline meme of all time.


Fark: It's not news, it's a broken record.
 
2021-06-04 3:24:38 PM  

Mugato: This corrupt motherfarker is going to be President, I swear to Christ.


Yep. Been feeling this for awhile now. He has the look, the sound, and the viciousness to go the distance.
 
2021-06-04 3:39:45 PM  

Cold soup: Mugato: This corrupt motherfarker is going to be President, I swear to Christ.

Yep. Been feeling this for awhile now. He has the look, the sound, and the viciousness to go the distance.


the look? i mean, after Old Orangina it's hard to fathom "that presidential look" as being a thing, but DeSuckass looks like a fat-headed, swollen, play-doh face, topped with thick, luxuriant, shiat-colored hair.....

such a fine picture of health, a sleek and strong 42 YO!

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2021-06-04 4:06:30 PM  
Not dedark dinero?
 
2021-06-04 4:51:16 PM  

Mugato: This corrupt motherfarker is going to be President, I swear to Christ.


You'll have Matt Gaetz to thank for that.
 
2021-06-04 4:57:04 PM  
All republicans get their money from north korea and putin.

Prove me wrong.
If you can't, then I am 100% correct and they should be executed for treason.

republican logic used on republicans is always correct.
 
2021-06-04 5:40:35 PM  
Good. Verbal ammunition for use against anti-maskers.

FTFA: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis in recent months has received more than $100,000 from a mystery donor that federal regulators previously said was possibly set up illegally to mask the likely source of donors.

"See? Republicans DO like masking up!"
 
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