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(NHL)   Go west, hockey fans. Will the Jets carpet bomb the Habs or will it be et le but all night long? Will the Avs bury Vegas or will the Knights lance the threat with strategically placed explosives to trigger controlled slides? We start @ 7:30pm ET   (nhl.com) divider line
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2021-06-04 12:11:29 AM  
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2021-06-04 1:14:02 AM  
Fighting Avalanches With World War II Cannons
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2021-06-04 7:18:02 AM  
Go Jets...please.
 
2021-06-04 7:34:36 AM  
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2021-06-04 7:37:18 AM  
go Jets.
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2021-06-04 7:57:26 AM  
Go games 7
 
2021-06-04 9:12:32 AM  
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2021-06-04 9:30:17 AM  
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_/not near the computer with all my Fark files...alas
 
2021-06-04 9:32:59 AM  
Tonight will be a good hockey night. I just hope I can actually see some of it.
 
2021-06-04 9:39:16 AM  
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2021-06-04 10:43:33 AM  
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2021-06-04 10:44:10 AM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:
1.      Johnny Sex.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
5.      Shut Up, Pierre.
6.      Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
7.      Too Much Man.
8.      Intermission GIF Party.
9.      Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
10.   Danger Zone.
11.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
12.   Game On.
13.   Goonjuice.
14.   Bonus Hockey.
15.   Gredunza.
16.   TIED.
17.   UNTIED.
18.   Damn early/late starts.
19.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
20.   Dreadnaught for 2-0 lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   TING!
39.   Long Change:  DRINK!
40.   DAGGER!
41.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
42.   Slash GIF.
43.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
44.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
45.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
46.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
47.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
48.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
50.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
51.   Annoying Leafs fans
52.   ITG Bruins Fans
53.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
54.   Trolling for Penguins fans
55.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
56.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
57.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
58.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
59.   STFU about advanced stats
60.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
61.   East Division complaining
62.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
63.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
64.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
65.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
66.   (Goalies name here) says NO!  (Adjusted for goalie's native language as necessary.)
67.   You Can't Do That.GIF
68.   A biatchippy
69.   Tributes to fallen comrades (i.e., Canadian Lurker, andychrist420)
 
2021-06-04 10:47:40 AM  
I'm hoping Comcast somehow won't screw up my Internet connection today so I can actually watch a game...or 2.

I didn't hear what happened with Scheifele or Evans.  I'm assuming Evans is out for a few days to see if he recovers from that concussion, but what about...*searches name*.  Nevermind.  I see Scheifele was banned 4 games.
 
2021-06-04 11:20:45 AM  

harleyquinnical: I'm hoping Comcast somehow won't screw up my Internet connection today so I can actually watch a game...or 2.

I didn't hear what happened with Scheifele or Evans.  I'm assuming Evans is out for a few days to see if he recovers from that concussion, but what about...*searches name*.  Nevermind.  I see Scheifele was banned 4 games.


Yup. Now it's up to the Habs to win the series before he gets back (win 3 out of those 4) to turn it into a "rest of season" suspension.

Less than 4 games, and there would have been violent retribution and an interpretation that DPS does not look out for players so it's time to bring back the real Enforcers.

More than 4 games, and the league gets accused of hiding Scheifele by making it unlikely he faces the Habs again. I'd have preferred that one, but I think a combination of him being a "first offender" and not wanting to piss everyone but me off may have factored in

4 is enough to be serious. 4 Can make or break the series. And 4 lets the Habs "decide" if its a series suspension or not.
 
2021-06-04 11:36:54 AM  
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2021-06-04 12:00:56 PM  
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_/back where I should be ... more or less
 
2021-06-04 12:12:06 PM  
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2021-06-04 12:15:15 PM  
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2021-06-04 12:42:36 PM  
And as promised, my Black Knight shirt

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2021-06-04 12:49:53 PM  

harleyquinnical: And as promised, my Black Knight shirt

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Very cool!
 
2021-06-04 1:16:05 PM  
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2021-06-04 1:21:14 PM  

harleyquinnical: And as promised, my Black Knight shirt

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Oh that's incredible
 
2021-06-04 1:45:14 PM  
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2021-06-04 2:25:39 PM  
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Wooo!
 
2021-06-04 2:42:14 PM  
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2021-06-04 2:50:39 PM  

harleyquinnical: And as promised, my Black Knight shirt

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Looking sharp!
 
2021-06-04 5:06:28 PM  
I am curious to see how this plays out.

Will there be a dropping of the gloves at the first face off?

Will they play so absurdly mad that they rack up a complete blowout score?

Will it be a normal playoff game as though the Evans hit didn't happen?

Can't wait to find out!

Go Habs go!
 
2021-06-04 5:29:38 PM  
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2021-06-04 5:40:52 PM  

montreal_medic: I am curious to see how this plays out.

Will there be a dropping of the gloves at the first face off?

Will they play so absurdly mad that they rack up a complete blowout score?

Will it be a normal playoff game as though the Evans hit didn't happen?

Can't wait to find out!

Go Habs go!


I don't think there will be a fight right away. The Jets player helping to protect Evans in the post-hit scrum should mean something to the Habs players and they won't go out looking for blood.

But, the Habs should go out with the intent of finishing this series off quickly.
 
2021-06-04 6:20:04 PM  

desertgeek: montreal_medic: I am curious to see how this plays out.

Will there be a dropping of the gloves at the first face off?

Will they play so absurdly mad that they rack up a complete blowout score?

Will it be a normal playoff game as though the Evans hit didn't happen?

Can't wait to find out!

Go Habs go!

I don't think there will be a fight right away. The Jets player helping to protect Evans in the post-hit scrum should mean something to the Habs players and they won't go out looking for blood.

But, the Habs should go out with the intent of finishing this series off quickly.


This is the correct answer... but is it the answer the Habs will choose?
 
2021-06-04 6:20:56 PM  
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2021-06-04 6:37:11 PM  
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2021-06-04 6:43:14 PM  
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2021-06-04 6:49:55 PM  
Meatloaf in the oven.
Beer in my hand.
Absolutely nothing other than drinking and hockey tonight.
 
2021-06-04 6:57:56 PM  

montreal_medic: I am curious to see how this plays out.

Will there be a dropping of the gloves at the first face off?

Will they play so absurdly mad that they rack up a complete blowout score?

Will it be a normal playoff game as though the Evans hit didn't happen?

Can't wait to find out!

Go Habs go!


No (initial) fight tonight, perhaps if things develop in 'this' game there may be fisticuffs later on.  But as a reaction to the end of the last game, no.

Now when Scheifele comes back, either this year or next season at the first meeting ... well he better uphold the code & get it over with.  Because 'then' there will be a bunch of people willing to go on his first shift.

_/need some hockey distraction right now.  What was a relatively ok day has turned crappy.  Not unexpected but crappy nonetheless.
_/_/I see a big glass of goonjuice in my near future
 
2021-06-04 7:03:53 PM  
Note for the US Farkers: Habs-Jets will be on USA in 30 minutes due to NBCSN showing gymnastics
 
2021-06-04 7:06:45 PM  
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2021-06-04 7:08:30 PM  
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We're going to see something ugly early on
 
2021-06-04 7:10:21 PM  
I'll be able to catch most of the early game, but due to the lightening of gathering restrictions I'll be having my first in-person boardgame night in eight months.

If there's enough OT in the second game, I might see the end.
 
2021-06-04 7:12:29 PM  
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/Just because it's my dog.
 
2021-06-04 7:13:58 PM  
I usually cheer against my home-town team, but now,

Go Habs Go!
 
2021-06-04 7:15:24 PM  
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2021-06-04 7:15:53 PM  
Ugh, it remains too damn hot to enjoy hockey much, but I'm going to try and put the effort in to watch some of the games.  I may duck out and play games, with more shooting of bullets and less shooting of pucks
 
2021-06-04 7:19:01 PM  
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2021-06-04 7:20:15 PM  
Has it already been discussed that we know the semifinal matchups (North at West, East at Central) based on the standings of the teams remaining? Does it matter? Why such a big suit?
 
2021-06-04 7:21:38 PM  
Go Avs.

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2021-06-04 7:26:42 PM  
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2021-06-04 7:27:06 PM  
Go Jets
Go Knights
 
2021-06-04 7:28:06 PM  
Will be a little late to the game.  Working on franks and beans for dinner.
 
2021-06-04 7:29:55 PM  

tommyl66: Has it already been discussed that we know the semifinal matchups (North at West, East at Central) based on the standings of the teams remaining? Does it matter? Why such a big suit?


We wont know until all 4 are set.  They'll be matched based on regular season points.  Top vs bottom, middle 2 against each other.
 
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