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    More: Strange, Albinism, recessive trait, Missouri Department of Conservation, Missouri River, Human skin color, Kevin Markway, Allele, albino wildlife  
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2484 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jun 2021 at 1:41 AM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-04 12:40:00 AM  
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2021-06-04 1:47:31 AM  
I've caught a few albino fish in my lifetime.  I always just threw em back without calling the local news station first.
 
2021-06-04 2:01:47 AM  
The fuh?
Get BUTTER and salt and pepper
 
2021-06-04 2:05:35 AM  
Spam is an effective bait if you can keep it on the hook. You also can try not-cream corn from a can. Put it on the bottom with some weight.

Fisherman's Bait: A Bass Challenge ... (PS1) Gameplay
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/not game fish.
 
2021-06-04 2:13:22 AM  

Fista-Phobia: Spam is an effective bait if you can keep it on the hook. You also can try not-cream corn from a can. Put it on the bottom with some weight.

[YouTube video: Fisherman's Bait: A Bass Challenge ... (PS1) Gameplay]
/not game fish.


Corn works for rainbow trout

For catfish, you want either nightcrawlers or live shad.

Bass..go Ned rig.
 
2021-06-04 2:52:14 AM  

Fista-Phobia: Spam is an effective bait if you can keep it on the hook.


I use it to catch Hawaiians. Works a treat.
 
2021-06-04 3:15:06 AM  
Wait.. I recognise that photo. I think it's the tinder profile pic of an Irish supermodel I was going to date just before lockdown!!

/yes, that's a pun AND a stereotype, all in one wisecrack!!
//sorry.
 
2021-06-04 3:20:20 AM  
"It's rare! Let's kill and eat it!"
 
2021-06-04 4:36:10 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: "It's rare! Let's kill and eat it!"


He released it.
 
2021-06-04 5:12:57 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: I've caught a few albino fish in my lifetime.  I always just threw em back without calling the local news station first.


Oh yeah...me too. Every day as a matter of fact. I don't even fish snd I've caught hundreds...

Sure.


/jk
 
2021-06-04 5:46:09 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Fista-Phobia: Spam is an effective bait if you can keep it on the hook.

I use it to catch Hawaiians. Works a treat.


I would not suggest using Treet. It's just Armour's knock-off brand. Stick with the one and only original Spam.

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2021-06-04 7:44:09 AM  
Articles like these can either make my day or cause instant rage based on one word. This one did the former because the dude had the sense to release the rare impressive fish so it can go on being rare and impressive. Good for him, and good for the fish for successfully not getting eaten for over a decade.
 
2021-06-04 9:45:25 AM  
Given by that brilliant glare on shockingly white skin, I would have guessed it was someone from my family...
 
2021-06-04 10:01:56 AM  
Racist ass fish. The Karen-Fish
 
2021-06-04 4:07:17 PM  
They all fry up golden brown in the end
 
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