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2926 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jun 2021 at 2:25 AM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-03 9:54:58 PM  
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2021-06-04 12:38:29 AM  
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2021-06-04 2:27:40 AM  
Let he who has never driven with a carpool lane corpse cast the first stone.
 
2021-06-04 2:36:02 AM  
"Police said he matched witness descriptions"

Of course he matched descriptions Officer Pinocchio
 
2021-06-04 2:43:56 AM  
He'll be facing a stiff penalty for this.
 
2021-06-04 2:50:24 AM  
Don't kink shame him.
 
2021-06-04 2:59:29 AM  
Sometimes a fella just wants to go home and crack open a cold one.
 
2021-06-04 3:18:40 AM  
Sometimes it's better if the other two people in your van are dead.

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2021-06-04 3:36:55 AM  
According to Molina's court paperwork, he was found with five blue pills

Shoulda took the red pill.
 
2021-06-04 4:04:04 AM  
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2021-06-04 4:54:25 AM  
Looking at his picture I have a real good idea as to what he had in mind for those bodies.
 
2021-06-04 5:03:25 AM  
Built-in death penalty.
 
2021-06-04 5:58:37 AM  
Little blue pills? He just wanted to be stiff like his passengers.
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2021-06-04 6:12:55 AM  

cyberspacedout: He'll be facing a stiff penalty for this.


Of corpse he will
 
2021-06-04 6:49:47 AM  

Rattrap007: cyberspacedout: He'll be facing a stiff penalty for this.

Of corpse he will


You're dead right.
 
2021-06-04 11:21:24 AM  
Why is "allegedly" used here?  Is this fact in doubt?
 
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